So a guy walks into a bar....

So a guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables hanging around his neck. The bartender gives him a look and says gruffly, "Alright, pal, I'll let you stay, but don't start anything."

:wtf: Booooooo! :lol2: Actually it's only a bit funny now cuz I just got it :loser:

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Tonio!!!

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Ha! that was good.

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Two guys walk into a bar....Third one ducks.

:disappoin :disappoin

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ok i got one...
a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants and the bartender looks him over and says "hey buddy why do you have a steering wheel hagin outta your pants?" and the pirate looks at him and says "ARRGH it drives me nuts"

:disappoin

What's brown and sticky? A brown stick. I hate you all.

:shakehead



:thumbsdow

What's brown and sticky? A brown stick. I hate you all.
Does someone need attention? :rolleyes:

Hickory-dickory-dock, three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one, and the rest escaped with minor lacerations to the head and tale areas.

What's brown and sticky? A brown stick. I hate you all.
I hope I'm not the only one that really did find that hilarious...

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Originally Posted by Oz
What's brown and sticky? A brown stick. I hate you all.
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Does someone need attention?
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I think he REALLY needs a girlfriend!