A Woman's Random Thoughts

I read this article that said typical symptoms of stress are eating too
much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they
kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.

Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I forget to eat." Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills.. She
had 14 kids, but she doesn't give a poopie.

They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "listen bitch... do it and you die."

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing
and then they marry him.

I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than
30 can fit into their stuff.

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How
intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?"

Eh??? :sly:

Some of them were funnies....I like the part about the special kind of stupid :lol2:

lol, some of em are alright

I liked them! :D

LOL Im sure there are women out there who feel the same way about guys! I do like the tie one though!!!

They're all funny!! :sunglasse

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Hehehe

Janeane (sp) Garofalo?

I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than
30 can fit into their stuff.



I have just found the perfect excuess :p :p :p :p

a womens random thoughts insist of A. What they want to buy, B. who they want to buy it for them, C. How much money is left over after that person buys them that something, and D. HOw long shes gonna have to give him "pleasure" to pay him back.

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