Humour at 40,000 ft
DevoutWankelist
05-24-2004, 02:55 AM
A South African Airways' passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came Swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers.
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said, "I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat:
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bitch".
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said, "I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat:
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bitch".
Toksin
05-24-2004, 03:02 AM
Hehe. Old, but humourous.
lol @ it being SAA.
lol @ it being SAA.
Oz
05-24-2004, 04:13 AM
:repost:
Raz_Kaz
05-24-2004, 09:06 AM
Ha ha...Drag-queen ownage
FireBball972
05-24-2004, 10:15 AM
hehe, haven't heard that one before :bigthumb:
YogsVR4
05-24-2004, 10:58 AM
classic
HogieGT-R
05-24-2004, 12:08 PM
what's even funnier...i can picture the whole thing going on....:cwm27:
flex339
05-24-2004, 01:39 PM
that's a new one to me :D
psychobadboy
05-24-2004, 01:45 PM
It's ok i guess
RSX-S777
05-24-2004, 05:01 PM
A gay flight attendant? Ridiculous...
Raz_Kaz
05-24-2004, 05:14 PM
A gay flight attendant? Ridiculous...
:1: You mean they really exist? :wtf: :lol2:
:1: You mean they really exist? :wtf: :lol2:
ImolaEK
05-24-2004, 05:48 PM
what's even funnier...i can picture the whole thing going on....:cwm27:
Yea me too. :lol:
Yea me too. :lol:
D[X]P
05-24-2004, 06:23 PM
:screwy:
zebrathree
05-24-2004, 10:35 PM
Imagine it in a deep, but poofy, Boer voice.
Its even funnier I think.
Its even funnier I think.
crazyelmo
05-25-2004, 01:51 AM
Old one but still a great laugh! :lol: :lol: :lol2:
Pick
05-25-2004, 10:25 AM
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super."
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
l33tc4k30fd00m
05-25-2004, 11:11 AM
A South African Airways' passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came Swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers.
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said, "I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat:
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bitch".
You forgot the part where Elvis with his sidekick Oswald bursts out of the bathroom, hijacks the plane and crashes it into JFK.
Never forget.
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said, "I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat:
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, bitch".
You forgot the part where Elvis with his sidekick Oswald bursts out of the bathroom, hijacks the plane and crashes it into JFK.
Never forget.
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