Stupid people...

"Wow, a (pronounce it this way) PORSH!"
No, you idiot, it's pronounced Porsh-UH. Not PORSH!

I hate when pepople mess that up.:mad:

Another thing:

"Why is the sky blue?"

"It's the reflection off water! Ahahaheheh!!" (typical ditz response)

No, you friggin' idiot, water appears blue because of the reflection off the sky. You ever put water in a cup? It's friggin' CLEAR, you dumb ass! The sky appears blue because of refraction of light rays off of air molecules. FOOLS! I can understand people who are young and haven't gone through high school wouldn't know this, but for people my age (18 and up) it's pretty pathetic. :mad:

"Never underestimate stupid people in large groups"

Yeah, and how your blood is blue (just look at your veins, man! but it turns red when the air hits it, so you bleed red
and your brain isnt actaully gray
and how we never landed on the moon :rolleyes:

I was mooned once. I sure the hell didnt want to land on that!




shit - wheres that other 12 pack I bought last night?

Originally posted by YogsVR4
I was mooned once. I sure the hell didnt want to land on that!



bwhahahahahaha!

haahhahahahaha

hey wait, i guess i just fell in the stupid pit.......we didnt land on the moon?:confused:

Originally posted by NismoDrifts
haahhahahahaha

hey wait, i guess i just fell in the stupid pit.......we didnt land on the moon?:confused:

No sorry,youse didn't.rumour has it that NASA gave up on the idea after the Kiwis got there first in a souped up Bongo van. We had a quick look around,saw that there were no sheep or Perky Nana bars,and shot through for a beer and a barbie at Moppie's place.......;)

Originally posted by taranaki


No sorry,youse didn't.rumour has it that NASA gave up on the idea after the Kiwis got there first in a souped up Bongo van. We had a quick look around,saw that there were no sheep or Perky Nana bars,and shot through for a beer and a barbie at Moppie's place.......;)

Mwah ha... Mwah ha... Mwah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! !!!!!!! Goddamn, that's some funny shit! Hahahahahaha!!!!! :lol2: :hehe: :sun: :rolleyes: :o :bloated:

Us kiwis would hve been there sooner but Razor was chatting up the intergalactic female police officer:devil:

Originally posted by taranaki


No sorry,youse didn't.rumour has it that NASA gave up on the idea after the Kiwis got there first in a souped up Bongo van. We had a quick look around,saw that there were no sheep or Perky Nana bars,and shot through for a beer and a barbie at Moppie's place.......;)


:D :D :D :D Classic stuff T.....

I say PORSH.

I also say NY-KEE for Nike.

And I say POE-LEECE for police.

And Fosters for BEE-YA.

Dialects baby, its all abou the dialects. Just check out Minnesota, Wisconsin, Boston and New Orleans.

hey now ain't nothin wrong with us bostonians, but i hate the people that try to talk with a boston accent when they try and make fun of you when they say "paak tha caaa in haaaavad yaad" (park the car in harvard yard) they are really stupid cuz you know that they're trying way too hard ...another thing that i realized.....why is it that on the side of coffee mugs does it say "caution contents are hot!" like i can't already see the fuckin steam rising out of my cup of coffee in the morning...are people just dumb enough to burn themselves with it? are we as a human race so dumb that we need to be told what's hot when we can find that out ourselves? hell it's called natural selection the dumbasses with no common sense will die off and then the actual smart ones will survive

I must say that it also bugs me when people mispronounce words. The one that really gets to me is when people say eftpost. It’s eftpos you morons, there is no “t” on the end. :mad:

The coffee cup thing......at least at mcdonalds....was because some lady accidently spilled some coffee on herself at the drivethru.....and she wanted money, so she sued, and got cash, so now they have to warn people, coz she won the case saying that there was nothing to say it was hot......

...........this sue horny society is such bullshit...thats what really bothers me......what the hell ever happened to honesty? Its pretty much stealing!

Originally posted by NismoDrifts
The coffee cup thing......at least at mcdonalds....was because some lady accidently spilled some coffee on herself at the drivethru.....and she wanted money, so she sued, and got cash, so now they have to warn people, coz she won the case saying that there was nothing to say it was hot......

...........this sue horny society is such bullshit...thats what really bothers me......what the hell ever happened to honesty? Its pretty much stealing!

Here in N.Z. you cannot sue for personal injury.You are 'supposedly' covered by the Accident Compensation Commission (acc).In real terms those who know how to rip off the system usually do.Now that's pretty much stealing!:mad:

And the Government steals from ALL of us to pay for it!

Originally posted by taranaki
And the Government steals from ALL of us to pay for it!

Actually thats called "TAXES" ;)

but yet people with kids think that they're gonna beat the system when sometimes depending on how many kids you have and the amount of income you can get paid by the government..but as soon as those checks come out, all these drastic sales come out of the woodwork and people want you to buy stuff...when you buy whatever you want to buy, you have to pay a tax (the ampount varies upon state) that tax goes back to the government...thus you never really got money from the I.R.S, you were just holding it for them:rolleyes:

kids are mad expensive too......youd think people would realize that before trying to beat anything

Stupid stupid stupid!

I hate when they say that 7-11's or Denny's restaurants are open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year (366 in leap years) yet they still have $%@^-ing locks on the doors! Why ?!?!?!

probably for emergencies or when the people that work there don't feel safe they can just lock the door and send whatever through that little call box next to the cashier's window...that's what i'm thinkin