Corn?

No seriously...

I was eating dinner tonight, and had some corn. I remember my frind has this poster "The Shits" It was funny. It showed a drawing of turds that looked like people, and their name described what they looked like IE Corn Shit

The i started thinking, what type of acid in out stomachs cant break down corn? Well, why cant it brake down corn in general? :screwy:

I've noticed it sometimes has a hard time with peanuts too. :)

This is a shitty topic :lol2:

We don't digest cellulose.

Some of the cellular structure of the kernel is to strong for our digestive tracts.


I'm still searching for the philosophical portion of this thread though.

Ahhh... this is where the Children of the Corn can be found!

I'm still searching for the philosophical portion of this thread though.


Likewise, lets see if it can drag COT out of the shit though.... :iceslolan

If you wanna try something really funny, have like 3 cobd of corn and don't chew any of the kernals. Crap with chicken pox!

ROFL@Oz!!!!! :lol:


Yes, it is indeed the cellular structure of the kernel- even if you turned it into a sorry pulp, you'd still shit corn.

Same with peas if you don't chew them. If you push real hard you can save money on paintballs...

the shit list (http://www.allposters.com/gallery.asp?CID=5EEF035518784943994E67B7B84FE5DE&startat=http%3A//www.allposters.com/GetPoster.asp%3FCID%3D5EEF035518784943994E67B7B84F E5DE%26PPID%3D1%26APNum%3D426252%26search%3Dthe%25 20shits%26f%3Dt%26FindID%3D0%26P%3D1%26PP%3D2%26so rtby%3DRD%26cname%3D%26SearchID%3D93CD1748-A3B1-4B35-9DAC-8C847E6918B7)




:iceslolan :iceslolan :grinno: :lol2: :rofl: :lol:

The bar I go to (www.farwestbilliards.com) serves tortilla chips with Pico De Gallo and Guacamole... The tortialla chips themselves are multicolored, regular, red, and green. If I eat all the green ones, the next morning, I've got green shit that lasts all day.

Try eating a day old Unagi sushi with avacados. Your asshole will have that burning sensation for one whole day eating that. And trust me, IT HURTS!!!!!!!!

its the cellulose......

I've noticed it sometimes has a hard time with peanuts too. :)

those arent peanuts, those are gobs of fat that your body couldnt digest :)

Grah, you just know when a thread is called "Corn?" it can't be good. :disappoin