I'm an a$$hole

Sometimes i can't stand it, and sometimes it makes me chuckle. Mostly i can't stand it. For instance i hung up on my girlfriend twice today for no reason, just didn't feel like talking to her(it was 4 seconds into the conversation) Not to long ago i called one of the overwheight guys i work with a fat chode, he was being somewhat mean to me. I told my sister i didn't want to go to her wedding because i didn't feel like it. I walked away when she started crying. I dont think it's maturity as much as it is apathy, somewhere down the road i just said "who gives a shit what anyone thinks."

Now i'm going to go shave, i'm starting to look like Paul Bunyan.

Yep, you're an asshole.

:iamwithst

Yes Sir, You Are A Genuine Ass. :iceslolan

When everyone hates you it won't make you chuckle nearly as much...asshole :lol:

Dont worry, some day you'll mouth off to the wrong person and get your jaw broken. That'll fix it! :thumbsup:

Dont worry, some day you'll mouth off to the wrong person and get your jaw broken. That'll fix it!
:iagree:

"Fat Chode" Jesus christ, how fucking old are we again?

Fat Chode?

Fat Chode?

referring to a type of male anatomy that's in the shape of being short, but really wide

asshole :smile:

yep, its official



you're an asshole, sorry to break it to ya

/cue the asshole song
I use public toilets to piss on the seats...

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
An asshole am I
But I'd rather be an asshole
Then to be like that guy




:loser:

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
An asshole am I
But I'd rather be an asshole
Then to be like that guy




:loser:

Yep! That song fits perfect. Made by Denis Leary.


Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
I'm an asshole!
I'm an asshole!
I'm an asshole Yo do yo!

A!
S-S!
H-O!
L-E!

A!
S-S!
H-O!
L-E!

Yes Josh, you really are. But you don't need to hear it from me, I've already told you more times than you can count. You'll probably read these responses and laugh.

Wow, you're a prick, good job.

You only just figured it out Josh? We've known for a while,actually.

I once said someone stunk, because they did. I'm 200% badass.

The dumber people on this earth confuse people who are too tired to be polite with assholes. I probably would have done the same thing. But anyways, you might as well own up the classic profile of a Camaro lover and be an asshole. :evillol:

Oh i've known for some time, just never wrote about some of my events. John, you forget how many times i've also referred to you as the seven letter word. Hell, even your dad calls you a dickhead... :icon16:

Ok, John and i are gonna go partying.....He plays his cards right he can get laid tonight, no not with me :biggrin:

you're title should be "AF Asshole" instead of "AF Enthusiast"

Thank you josh, for once your assholery has made everyone agree!!

You aren't the nicest guy in the world. I won't call you an ass, I will call you blunt. You don't sugar coat crap, and you say what you feel. I am (nearly) the same way. :smile:

Don't worry fam, Your an asshole but I'm an asshole too. So We can just start a club. Every day somebody tells me I'm an asshole. We can't change who we are. we keep the balance of the world. Nice guys finish last and Assholes run the world! I once told a chick I was dealing wit, that I call her a bitch cuz thats the best description of her I could think of.

I do enjoy it somewhat, it keeps stupid people away from me cause they know i'll treat them like shit.

When my friend is being a stupid asshole I just pick him up by his throat and pin him against a wall and tell him to stop being a fucking idiot. I think that everybody is an asshole to people they don't know (by default) and then the people you do get to know, you either like them or you don't. In which case you are back to being an asshole to them. So... To me, this means that only a select few group of people don't get treated like shit by me. Does this make me an asshole too? I don't really know and I would not be the best person to make the call on that one because well.... I've always been like that. So what do you think?

I can out-asshole anyone in the world when I want to, even you.

"who gives a shit what anyone thinks." LOL im with you! Hey we assholes have to stick together :cwm27:
I can out-asshole anyone in the world when I want to, even you. BRING IT ON! NO ONE CAN BE MORE OF AN ASS THAN ME! :loser:

LOL im with you! Hey we assholes have to stick together :cwm27:
BRING IT ON! NO ONE CAN BE MORE OF AN ASS THAN ME! :loser:
I used to be a big time asshole. Then one day I was minding my buisness. When, all of a sudden I met a bigger asshole than me. He was an asshole and bigger than me. I got 2 punches in. then he fu$%#@ me up!!! So, there is always a bigger asshole, literally.

6'7" 257lbs and I never lost a fight yet!!! whos the bigger asshole?

You guys give an asshole a bad name. And you smell worse!

Be an ass in my forums and I will ban you fuckwits.

It seems you're also quite the attention whore too.

"Ooooh look at me! I'm an asshole" Well laa de daa! What do you want? A bloody ribbon?

Uh... No hard feelings. :uhoh:

:gives:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/spam3.jpg
muahahahaha!!!

I don't think I have to tell people I'm an asshole like you all. I just do what comes naturally and open my mouth. But, you guys on the other hand, you have to tell everyone like it means something. God you guys suck. I mean really, you suck. "I'm a bigger asshole than YOU!!!" Whoopdie-shit, wanna cookie? Die already. Please.






























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I don't think I have to tell people I'm an asshole like you all. I just do what comes naturally and open my mouth. But, you guys on the other hand, you have to tell everyone like it means something. God you guys suck. I mean really, you suck. "I'm a bigger asshole than YOU!!!" Whoopdie-shit, wanna cookie? Die already. Please.
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:thefinger

It IS kinda like the girl who wears a shirt saying "hottie", isn't it?

You mean the ones you see and you instantly just want to slap in the face, but you can't because with today's judicial system you will get taken for everything you own?

You mean the ones you see and you instantly just want to slap in the face, but you can't because with today's judicial system you will get taken for everything you own?
That's them. :evillol:
Same with the "princess" shirt-wearing girls.

Im sure they wear those shirts just because they cant get fucking laid, and they think dressing like a slut will

Im sure they wear those shirts just because they cant get fucking laid, and they think dressing like a slut will
It will in my town. God I can't wait until I move for college. Living here makes me feel dirty.

Bambi: What's your shirt size? Got something to send you :p

:evillol:





j/k

Bambi: What's your shirt size? Got something to send you :p

:evillol:
.j/k
:sly: :lol:

That's them. :evillol:
Same with the "princess" shirt-wearing girls.

Dont get me started on the girls dressing like little whores topic, i could rant all day on it. Stupid society and their obsession with beauty. :mad:

But if you were a woman you'd dress like a slut, just to be an asshole, right?

Yes, i guess i would, to be an asshole to myself...makes sense, but i'm not, so since i'm not, i can bitch about it. The only thing that's going to be left at the end of the world is Cher and cockroaches; botox

not sure why your proud of it, but heres a good song for you. 'guttermouth - asshole'

oh and the shorts with princess or whatever on the butt is worse than the shirts if you ask me... hrm, I want guys to read my butt... whatever

6'7" 257lbs and I never lost a fight yet!!! whos the bigger asshole?
There is always a bigger asshole!! You just have'nt found him yet. He might even be a smaller asshole, just more of a badass.

LOL it doesnt matter to me whos the bigger asshole! I know I can take anyone! shit ive gone 7 on 1 (3 of which were bouncers) and walked away with a bloody lip. FUCK IT who cares!

You are an a$$hole. I think you should go to the wedding. Oh and definitely apologize to your girl. She will get you back in an even worse way. Least you could have done was tell her you didnt want to speak with her. You asshole. Oh by the way welcome to the club.

LOL it doesnt matter to me whos the bigger asshole! I know I can take anyone! shit ive gone 7 on 1 (3 of which were bouncers) and walked away with a bloody lip. FUCK IT who cares!
Heh,heh. Well, more power to you. Good luck.

LOL it doesnt matter to me whos the bigger asshole! I know I can take anyone! shit ive gone 7 on 1 (3 of which were bouncers) and walked away with a bloody lip. FUCK IT who cares!

:bs:

Does it make you feel good to talk big on the internet?




And as for being an asshole, its mostly when I drive that my true assholic nature comes out.

You're a bigger asshole then goatse.



Nah, just kidding, but you are an asshole. That's someone elses problem, not yours.

:bs:

Does it make you feel good to talk big on the internet?




And as for being an asshole, its mostly when I drive that my true assholic nature comes out.
Asshole.

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Does it make you feel good to talk big on the internet?




And as for being an asshole, its mostly when I drive that my true assholic nature comes out.
That doesn't make you look like an a$$hole just plain stupid.

That's them.
Same with the "princess" shirt-wearing girls.

Dont get me started on the girls dressing like little whores topic, i could rant all day on it. Stupid society and their obsession with beauty. :mad:

Stupid society and their obsession with false advertising.

Stupid society and their obsession with false advertising.
My mom was telling me the other day about this thing she heard...
this guy married a really, really beautiful girl, from a weathy family, everything was great. She gets pregnant, he's so excited. Then the baby's born and its UGLY. Turns out she had over $1mil plastic surgery. He sued her for fraud and divorced!

My mom was telling me the other day about this thing she heard...
this guy married a really, really beautiful girl, from a weathy family, everything was great. She gets pregnant, he's so excited. Then the baby's born and its UGLY. Turns out she had over $1mil plastic surgery. He sued her for fraud and divorced!
What a worthless fuck that guy is. Sorry to sound so harsh, but seriously, that's ridiculous.

It was probably his genes that made it an uggy.