Worst thing done to your ride?

What's the worst thing anyone has ever done to your car?

If you caught them at it, what did you do? And if you didn't, what would you like to do! :D

Mine so far has been the old nail under the tire trick.

The worst thing i ever did to my car... humm that would be wreck it! After that it would have to be trying to turn the interior black...

Some fucka failed to give way, drove into the side of it, which wrote it off, but also spun it into a traffic light pole just to make sure it was well and truely totaled. I walked away, but shouldn't have.

Too many to list :naughty:

I would say the worst..Hmm Rolled down a cliff into a travein :banghead: :bricks1:

Installed an Aiwa head unit. a loud fart would make the CD skip in it.

Some fuckers stole my Mazda. Fuckers.

T-Boned in the Ceffie.

some bastard lifted my car and drain the oil out and into a pan so i wouldnt see it and as i was on my way home from work my motor seised up and not once did my light come on saying low oil.... i was pissed!!

A little prick failed to yield and hit me head on and totaled my car.

My Dad asked to Borrow my Last Truck (Chevy Tahoe) to tow his friends boat out of the water.. Trying to be a nice son I let him use it.. Apparently they had trouble getting the boat on the trailer and ended up Sinking the ass end of my Tahoe in the water up to the front doors. Soaking the interior with muddy water, seats, Amps, Subs etc... :banghead: When he returned I almost had a heart attack! Lucky for him he was my dad,, what could I do.. :dunno:
Needless to Say he hasnt Driven my Silverado!!! :nono:
-Jimmy

I never had my car totaled, but someone did hit my front quarter fender and messed it up (idiot driver). my car was also egged (twice) in the middle of the night in front of my house. I was so pissed when I found out the next morning. I think it was my bitch-of-an-ex-girlfriend who did it, but I have no proof :banghead:

Stupidest thing my brother did was on his old talon...(which is mine now)
He put those gay blue neon lights on the widshield sprayers, he changed the windshiel wipers for gay blue ones, he put those stupid lights on the tires, and a giant freaking bulb inside the car...also blue. Oh yea, and he changed the turn signals blue which I got pulled over for :banghead:

A USED CONDOM!!!

Happened my freshman year of college in the parking lot.

cat or something with claws freaked out on top of my trunk, leaving lots of randomly-directed marks... thats about it...

Some stupid asshole drove their purple car down 3 feet of the passenger side of mine. :mad: Believe me. There are photos and a police report of it, and if I ever find that damn car there will be hell to pay!!!!!

cat or something with claws freaked out on top of my trunk, leaving lots of randomly-directed marks... thats about it...
Heres my car-cat experience. One day before going on a long trip, we turn on the car and hear a loud screetch. Turn off the car, run outside open the hood to see a stray cat jump out with a bad burn :eek: So we drove it to the closest animal hospital and he was taken care of

Breaking into my car... it's been broke into about 7 or 8 times... For fucks sake, they should've at least had the common decency to use a slim-jim, but instead they bust out the windows, or punch the locks out.

And to be honest, I have no idea what I would do if I caught someone breaking in... I dont' think I'd be very rational though, and I'd probably wind up in jail.

My accent got broken into when i was at work. They pretty much stripped the car and busted out the window. Then about six months later my boyfriend totaled it on the highway.

My father put the pick-up out behind our rear fence so we could work on the camaro in the garage. And we here this loud bang. It was the old lady who lives behind us hitting the rear end of the bed. And my dad gave them like 20feet to get out of their driveway.

It would probably be driving my car drunk on 2 flat tires over 7 miles. Yeah, that would be it. :rolleyes:

Worst thing Somone ever did to my car?

modification-wise...welded the flywheel back on after stripping all the threads.

Accident - turned my Cortina into a 2 door coupe lowrider with his cement truck

prank - close wired the horn to the ignition circuit.

prank - close wired the horn to the ignition circuit.
:lol2: You crazy man...

- I got egged when pulling out of a shopping center one time. My windows were down as luck would have it. Hit so hard it left perma-splat marks chipped out of my paint, one on the driver side fender, and one on the hood.

- Got rearended by someone without insurance :mad:

Nothing has happened to my car but, I took my dads car for a spin and someone with a broken leg rear ended me. It cost $2,000 just for a new bumper. Plus my moms car got keyed when we parked her car at a shopping mall.

in the B12

3 attempted thefts.....1 busted the right rear window latch ,2 smashed the driver's side window in, 3 busted the driver's side door lock permenantly with a flathead screwdriver.......

hit an ice patch on my street, spun out of control down the hill, and ended up being wedged between two snowbanks

little brother michael got sick in the back seat after drinking plant water

was the one driving it when the belt snapped, thus sending B12 to it's spot in car heaven.....

in T.C

went from 105 to 0........brakes were probably glowing red hot

hit a pothole disguised as a puddle so hard that it sent the front left hubcap flying off the steelie

tried to peel out by throwing the car into drive after a quick reverse....T.C decided to refuse and stalled out

numerous bottom outs....too many to count

almost lost control in a snowstorm and ended up opening up the throttle and counter steering to go sideways in the opposite direction to avoid a large curb

ordering the 1/2 gallon mega jug of soda from kfc and coming to a full stop after being cut off....thank God for armor all

driving drowsy....same thing as driving drunk, just that it happens after a while, when you least expect it.....i was lucky that it was in the middle of the night.....

old car was nails under both my rear tyres puncturing them and sending me sideways through a pine tree and into a concrete fence post.


my new baby some F*#ker keyed the bonnet just as I'm trying to get it ready for a show

Not service it for 30,000kms

I could probably make one hell of a list...but I'll say the worst thing I've ever done to my car was put altezza's on it.

No need to flame...I'll be over here in the corner with a 'dunce' cap on :loser:

Worst thing that happened to my car would be a friend of mine jumping onto the hood of my car, leaving a lovely little dent.

The worst thing that happened to my dad's car was last year at the train station when a couple of meat heads drove down an aisle of the parking lot spraying paint over the entire row of about 125 cars. At least the cops caught them afterwards.

Worst thing someone did to my car was put a ROVER badge on it. I mean...what did those idiots at Rover think they were doing????

I soon fixed it by a bit of debadging.

The worst thing that happened to my dad's car was last year at the train station when a couple of meat heads drove down an aisle of the parking lot spraying paint over the entire row of about 125 cars. At least the cops caught them afterwards.

That would've probably tempted me to empty a can of paint on their faces to teach them a lesson.

I've had my crappy car only since last october, nothing's happened to it yet. And if it does, I'll claim insurance and make a profit, muahaha

In the Sentra:
Got rear-ended by some jerk in a Hyundai.
Then some old guy in a Chrysler stopped in front of me in the middle of the street, totaling my car.

In the G:
Neighbor's 30-something son got drunk, tried to throw rocks through the windshield of his own, illegally parked truck, and instead hit my hood with a 4inch rock. Mommy lied to the cops for him. :rolleyes:

In the Maxima:
This one was OUR fault...we left 1.5 quarts of synthetic in the trunk, the remainder of a 5 quart jug after an oil change. Don't leave liquids in the trunk in 110+ weather. We went to put groceries in there a week later, to find the jug all bloated and capless, and EMPTY. The spare will never suffer lack of lube though. :-\

In any previous car....



On-purpose wise- Set my Yugo on fire.

In my current ride: Scraped it against a pillar in the car park and scratched the left rear quarter and rear bumper...

In my Pontiac.....some assholes stole the whole thing. I got it back, smashed column and window. too. However, the thieves had left all their burglary tools inside it!!

My Caddy low rider pimp-mobile had all the gauges and the tach stolen out of it. They would have stolen the whole thing, but the mystery of how to operate a Holly 750 carb with a manual choke in February was beyond them.

As for dumb things I have done?? Getting my dads 2 year old Jeep stuck beside a river just before it overflowed the bank tops it all. The only reason why it was not swept away in the torrent of water was the weight of the tree that fell on the roof.
I fixed the Jeep and we still have it, although it still smells a bit swampy on a hot day.