Deep thoughts for ya............
KatWoman
01-18-2002, 01:23 PM
Ok...corny thoughts but anyway:
Why do we park on driveways and why do we drive on parkways?
Why are they called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
:D
Why do we park on driveways and why do we drive on parkways?
Why are they called "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
:D
YogsVR4
01-18-2002, 03:11 PM
You are opening up a whole can of worms with that observation.
The one I get the most confused by is
A limited lifetime warrenty.
- I hope it doesnt limit my lifetime.
The one I get the most confused by is
A limited lifetime warrenty.
- I hope it doesnt limit my lifetime.
fritz_269
01-18-2002, 04:44 PM
For your further amusement:
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
:D
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
:D
MBTN
01-18-2002, 06:22 PM
Why is it called a TV set if you only get one?
Towlie
01-18-2002, 09:39 PM
its the same reason english is the hardest language to learn
26 letters, 20 billion sounds
spanish on the other hand
28 letters and 28 sounds
26 letters, 20 billion sounds
spanish on the other hand
28 letters and 28 sounds
taranaki
01-18-2002, 11:58 PM
why isn't phonetically spelt as it sounds.?
LjasonL
01-19-2002, 12:32 AM
why is the word abbreviation so long?
taranaki
01-19-2002, 12:48 AM
Why do you have to stand for a seat in Parliament......and if you are a sitting M.P. why do you have to follow standing orders?
RazorGTR
01-19-2002, 04:41 AM
why does near miss mean they actually missed, instead of collided
Why do news reporters use the word event for everything that happens.
Staircase is another word that gets me. Does that mean there are 24 sets of stairs ?
Why do news reporters use the word event for everything that happens.
Staircase is another word that gets me. Does that mean there are 24 sets of stairs ?
tazdev
01-19-2002, 04:47 AM
how can you cut a tree down and then cut it up.
tazdev
01-19-2002, 04:48 AM
how can a house be raised to the ground?
taranaki
01-19-2002, 08:09 AM
why is it that civil servants aren't civil or servile?
SickLude
01-19-2002, 09:56 AM
why is it that everytime you put underwear in the washer, it always, no matter which way you put it in, will come out inside out??
taranaki
01-21-2002, 05:22 AM
Originally posted by SickLude
why is it that everytime you put underwear in the washer, it always, no matter which way you put it in, will come out inside out??
in the same vein...where is the big pile of missing single socks?
why is it that everytime you put underwear in the washer, it always, no matter which way you put it in, will come out inside out??
in the same vein...where is the big pile of missing single socks?
buickgirl
03-08-2003, 08:43 PM
oh i got alot of these for you guys.............
why does your nose run but your feet smell?
why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
why is there no "egg" in eggplant, no "ham" in hamburger, and no "pine" or "apple" in pineapple?
why is it when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio?
just some to chew on...... more later....
why does your nose run but your feet smell?
why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
why is there no "egg" in eggplant, no "ham" in hamburger, and no "pine" or "apple" in pineapple?
why is it when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio?
just some to chew on...... more later....
RyanGiorgio
03-08-2003, 09:29 PM
Ahem...this is a HUGE list of lifes unanswered questions:
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