Jacked My Chicken!

I bought a huge rotisserie chicken called "The Superbird" today at the grocery store and accidentally left it on the lower rack of the cart/ drove home (about 45 seconds down the road). When I realized my mistake I turned around and drove back to the lot. In all about a minute to a minute and a half had elapsed. When I drove over to the cart my chicken was gone! I park WAY away from everyone else, and the cart was still where I left it out in the middle of nowhere. Some fool came by and jacked my chicken! I don't know...if I found some random meat out in a parking lot, I don't think I'd take and eat it... :screwy: :banghead:

damn, that sucks...
whoever took it probably saw you leave...that's why they took the chicken. i wouldn't take random meat (or any food) from a parking lot either

haha... :owned:

:lol2: Sucked in!

random meat

Funniest thing I've heard this week. :icon16:

damn man i'd be heated as all hell.....nobody messes with my chicken and gets away with it....as a matter of fact.....i want some for dinner tomorrow:p

tha'ts actually... really really really funny!

damn man i'd be heated as all hell.....nobody messes with my chicken and gets away with it....as a matter of fact.....i want some for dinner tomorrow:p

Especially not the SUPERBIRD! How big was this fucker anyway?

Thanks for making me chuckle :)

dude im sorry for taking your chicken..didnt know you would miss the chicken that much..ill bring by the left overs tomm ... :disappoin

I bought a huge rotisserie chicken called "The Superbird" today at the grocery store and accidentally left it on the lower rack of the cart/ drove home (about 45 seconds down the road). When I realized my mistake I turned around and drove back to the lot. In all about a minute to a minute and a half had elapsed. When I drove over to the cart my chicken was gone! I park WAY away from everyone else, and the cart was still where I left it out in the middle of nowhere. Some fool came by and jacked my chicken! I don't know...if I found some random meat out in a parking lot, I don't think I'd take and eat it... :screwy: :banghead:
LOL...that is the funniest shit ever!!! :lol2: I couldn't stop laughing for a good 10 mins. Man who jacks a chicken :lol:? H AH AHA HA HA.....tooo funnny

:grinno: :grinno:


Haha, thats funny.

I dunno. Homless people might take your Superbird. :lol:

haha, thats freaking hilarious :rofl: :grinno:

:lol2: now that was entertaining

honestly...i would probably steal a chicken too if i saw somebody leave without it. just working in a grocery store you get tons of free shit that people forget to take out of their carts...its awesome

The thief might be tempted to take it back in and return it for ca$h.
BTW I thought the 'Superbird' was an old Plymouth....

How? Without a reciept?

honestly...i would probably steal a chicken too if i saw somebody leave without it. just working in a grocery store you get tons of free shit that people forget to take out of their carts...its awesome

You son of a.... :grinno:

P']How? Without a reciept?
Sometimes you can return stuff for an in store credit if you don't have a receipt.
The tough part is coming up with a credible excuse for returning the chicken

I guess. But lol you can say whatever, but I just dont think it is worth the hassle.

I still want to know how big this supposed "SUPERBIRD" is.

Some people think it's a huge "score" to find big Superbirds in parking lots I guess, rotisserie style. They'd look at the label and tell the passenger in the car with jery curls "Looks like we got us a Superbird." Toss it in the trunk in a nonchelant fashion and as they're driving away the passenger says "We jacked dat chicken!" A fuax pas if you ask me, and I'm not talking about the jery curls!

Then there are people like me who only wish they could jack a chicken without getting arrested.

What? Why is everyone looking at me like that?

sorry to hear about the chicken:cwm27: ...can't help it though.. LOL:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I still want to know how big this supposed "SUPERBIRD" is.

Picture a chicken the size of a small turkey...and btw, Z3- Boo for foresaking the Top Gun avatar for this Starsky and Hutch fizzle...wtf? :biggrin:

Are you sure the 'superbird' didn't just fall off? :screwy:

nah, it just flew back home