Medical Miracles

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work."
An Englishman said, "We are far more advanced than you. We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks."

The Irishman says, "That's nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another man's body and have them looking for work in 2 weeks."

The American says, "Well H***, that's nothin'. We had an idiot taken out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse and now half the country is lookin' for work!"

Right! :lol:

Boo...

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Sounds like something that one of the Dixie Chicks singer would say.

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oh my

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eh.......... :uhoh:

Somehow I thought this was going to be a "John Bobbit" joke.

Sounds like something that one of the Dixie Chicks singer would say.
People got pissed over nothing with that. Freedom of speech obviously doesn't hold as much weight as it used to:rolleyes:

Good joke man:thumbsup:

People got pissed over nothing with that. Freedom of speech obviously doesn't hold as much weight as it used to:rolleyes:

Good joke man:thumbsup:
Seriously, everyone got into a big fit 'oh my god, someone doesn't like Bush!' we've never heard THAT before :rolleyes:

hahahahaha I'm laughing WAY too hard at this one.

hahahahaha I'm laughing WAY too hard at this one.
It's the irony of it that's funny, that's why:lol2:

exercising freedom of speech i see.....thats hilarious :thumbsup:

:rofl: That's funny

Just remember I am a republican, I can laugh at a good joke!

Just remember the moral of your good joke come election time! :lol: