Shoe story
Oz
05-16-2004, 11:22 PM
A Shoe story
Two New Zealander's boarded a flight out of Sydney. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an Australian sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Australian kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the New Zealander in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."
"Don't get up" said the Australian, "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the New Zealander's picked up the Australian's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the coke, the other New Zealander said,
"That looks good, I'd really like one, too."
Again, the Australian obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other New Zealander picked up his other shoe and spat in it. When the Australian returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Australian slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This
spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes."
Two New Zealander's boarded a flight out of Sydney. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an Australian sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Australian kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the New Zealander in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."
"Don't get up" said the Australian, "I'm in the aisle seat. I'll get it for you."
As soon as he left, one of the New Zealander's picked up the Australian's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the coke, the other New Zealander said,
"That looks good, I'd really like one, too."
Again, the Australian obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other New Zealander picked up his other shoe and spat in it. When the Australian returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Australian slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
"Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This
spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes."
eversio11
05-16-2004, 11:53 PM
repost repost repost
the exact same format only replaced kiwis and aussies with frenchies and americans
the exact same format only replaced kiwis and aussies with frenchies and americans
Oz
05-16-2004, 11:55 PM
Therefore not a repost :thefinger
CZ-R
05-17-2004, 12:07 AM
Repost or not, it was pretty funny :iceslolan
DevoutWankelist
05-17-2004, 01:06 AM
:lol2: Great. New to me.
YogsVR4
05-17-2004, 03:13 PM
I like hearing all the variations :lol2:
Howielong
05-17-2004, 03:27 PM
Nice one. I never heard it before.
ac427cpe
05-17-2004, 04:50 PM
Oz, whose drink did you pee in this time???
mike@af
05-17-2004, 05:08 PM
IMO its stupid.
RSX-S777
05-17-2004, 05:57 PM
I wasn't even aware there was animosity between the two. Christ, if it wasn't for Lord Of The Rings, I wouldn't even know what New Zealand was...
KustmAce
05-17-2004, 06:54 PM
Not bad Oz...not great, but not bad... :evillol:
Oz
05-17-2004, 07:05 PM
I wasn't even aware there was animosity between the two. Christ, if it wasn't for Lord Of The Rings, I wouldn't even know what New Zealand was...
Me either.
Me either.
grimmy
05-17-2004, 07:42 PM
Me either.
hahaha.
hahaha.
Tranzlogic
06-02-2004, 12:44 PM
you guys ned to get out more then...its one of the most scenic and gorgouse countries in the world...i someday shall roll the foothills drunk off my ass
Tranzlogic
06-02-2004, 12:45 PM
or perhaps tripped out of my mind
zebrathree
06-02-2004, 03:30 PM
If it's the same joke, with only slight variations, it's a repost.
KustmAce
06-02-2004, 04:22 PM
Hey, Tranzlogic, how about responding to some of the posts on the current page, eh?
pickle
06-02-2004, 04:42 PM
Seen it but Americans and Arabs.
FireBball972
06-02-2004, 07:33 PM
I wasn't even aware there was animosity between the two. Christ, if it wasn't for Lord Of The Rings, I wouldn't even know what New Zealand was...
hehehe :grinno: :rofl: :lol:
hehehe :grinno: :rofl: :lol:
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