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IIwhitexb0iII
05-14-2004, 10:57 PM
i don't know if this will work out well but i thought this car i saw on a trip to north carolina was pretty funny, so i figured i'd post pictures of it and attempt to start a thread for you'll to do the same. so post pictures of cars you've seen that you thought were too funny to pass up. enjoy! (...hopefully...)
http://img61.photobucket.com/albums/v186/IIwhitexb0iII/Picture_014.jpg
http://img61.photobucket.com/albums/v186/IIwhitexb0iII/Picture_015.jpg
escort lx with dual exhaust. (small pic to prevent flaming)

Raz_Kaz
05-14-2004, 11:30 PM
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8826/PontiacGTR.jpg
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5339/UglyAcura.jpg
Beat those!!

CamaroSSBoy346
05-14-2004, 11:48 PM
lol..those escort's exhaust dont even match.

Toksin
05-15-2004, 12:07 AM
Taken last year:

1.5 or 1.6L FWD Mitsi Lancer :rolleyes:

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/500/44457retardlancer.jpg

Jimster
05-15-2004, 01:02 AM
1.8 actually :p


That's if it's a GLXi

Suislide
05-15-2004, 01:02 AM
http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/uploads/42312/ricealier.jpg

taken from the shot-gun seat of my friend's AE86. (a real car :p )

his plate reads "1Z242NV"

for those not in the know, the car is a Chevy Cavalier Z24.

well...i certainly don't envy it... :eek7:

Toksin
05-15-2004, 01:18 AM
What the HELL is that?

TankMMC
05-15-2004, 01:23 AM
not exactly "rice" but still... :eek7:

http://www.avtodom.ru/auto/gallery/data/500/2972gudzon.jpg

publicenemy137
05-15-2004, 01:41 AM
^ damn hate to see that beautiful 745 getting wrecked

burnM
05-15-2004, 02:05 AM
...and THAT'S how BMW stays above the competition!!

integra818
05-15-2004, 05:31 AM
Someone need to write "OWNED" on the BMW pic.

RSX-S777
05-15-2004, 09:16 AM
Taken last year:

1.5 or 1.6L FWD Mitsi Lancer :rolleyes:

http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/500/44457retardlancer.jpg

Ummm...has anyone seen my olympic high-dive platform anywhere...I know I left it around here...somewhere...AH! :biggrin:

Howielong
05-15-2004, 09:31 AM
Thanks to Beaterz (http://www.beaterz.com)

http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/1000/images/chain_link_tiburon.jpg

Integra06
05-15-2004, 10:27 AM
This is just sad.

http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/0300/p48_reliant_rice/reliant_rice_left.jpg
http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/0300/p48_reliant_rice/reliant_rice_right.jpg
http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/0300/p48_reliant_rice/reliant_rice_int.jpg

eversio11
05-15-2004, 12:05 PM
Thanks to Beaterz (http://www.beaterz.com)

http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/1000/images/chain_link_tiburon.jpg
Wow.. just, wow..

Howielong
05-15-2004, 12:26 PM
Wow.. just, wow..


Yeah i just don't understand why people would do that to a car. But what ever floats your boat i quess.

Suislide
05-15-2004, 01:14 PM
What the HELL is that?


another case of someone with no taste and too much BLOODY money, that's what.

either that, or real door-mat-ey parents. :rolleyes:

it always makes me mad that the people with all the money and/or generous parents that are very able to buy any car they want and modify it...are always the idiots that build the shitboxes pictured in this thread.

then the real enthusiasts, like me, have to work our asses off just to scrape together enough money to buy a STOCK car.

:mad:

KustmAce
05-15-2004, 02:06 PM
http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/1000/images/chain_link_tiburon.jpg

He's a stud too. :naughty:



And I wouldnt mind having that Z24. But then again, I love Cavy's. The graphics and spoiler would have to go though.

Toksin
05-15-2004, 06:37 PM
He's a stud too. :naughty:



And I wouldnt mind having that Z24. But then again, I love Cavy's.


eewwwww *shudder*. I can't stand those things. At least, the Toyota version we get here is a piece of shit. Underpowered, ugly, blech.

But, each to their own I guess :)

FireBball972
05-15-2004, 06:46 PM
i've an ample supply of stupid cars up here in Wausau, WI, believe me........

dayna240sx
05-15-2004, 11:17 PM
click this... http://www.beaterz.com/ Then go to reviews, then to page 44... SCARY

Suislide
05-16-2004, 02:33 AM
i've always hated Cavaliers/Sunfires, but i especially hate the newest generation. it's ugly (especially the 4 door which looks like it was thrown together in 5 minutes), cheap (poor quality of plastics, interior, etc.), underpowered (POS 4 cylinder), and above all, it's a GM for christ's sake.

but it's the worst when people do them up.

i mean seriousley. a regular car will keep a body style for maybe 4 or 5 years before it's redesigned. the Cavalier/Sunfire? it's had the same body style since 1995. all they've changed has been the styling (twice, i might add, and ONLY the front lights and bumpers and shit. the chassis stayed the same), options, packages, and i think they threw a new engine in the mix too (still a POS though). the Cobalt/whatever the Pontiac one is called isn't debuting until next year, which makes it a 10 year long model run.

and the last generation? the same thing. i'm not sure when it was introduced (mid '80s i think), but when they "redesigned" it, all they did was give it new styling, new options, on the exact same ancient chassis. this body style ran until '95, and i'm pretty sure it was introduced in '84 or '85.

in fact, today i saw a mid-80s one with an early-90s front end on it. the body panels swap right over.

anyways, i hate Cavaliers.

/end rant

PS Toksin, the Toyota Cavalier is a stupid joint venture in which GM gives Toyota the cars, and all they do is re-badge them and sell them. that's it. what's weird is Toyota actually put effort into making parts for it. you can buy a TRD body kit for your Chevy Cavalier. :uhoh:

Jimster
05-16-2004, 02:56 AM
i've always hated Cavaliers/Sunfires, but i especially hate the newest generation. it's ugly (especially the 4 door which looks like it was thrown together in 5 minutes), cheap (poor quality of plastics, interior, etc.), underpowered (POS 4 cylinder), and above all, it's a GM for christ's sake.

but it's the worst when people do them up.

i mean seriousley. a regular car will keep a body style for maybe 4 or 5 years before it's redesigned. the Cavalier/Sunfire? it's had the same body style since 1995. all they've changed has been the styling (twice, i might add, and ONLY the front lights and bumpers and shit. the chassis stayed the same), options, packages, and i think they threw a new engine in the mix too (still a POS though). the Cobalt/whatever the Pontiac one is called isn't debuting until next year, which makes it a 10 year long model run.

and the last generation? the same thing. i'm not sure when it was introduced (mid '80s i think), but when they "redesigned" it, all they did was give it new styling, new options, on the exact same ancient chassis. this body style ran until '95, and i'm pretty sure it was introduced in '84 or '85.

in fact, today i saw a mid-80s one with an early-90s front end on it. the body panels swap right over.

anyways, i hate Cavaliers.

/end rant

PS Toksin, the Toyota Cavalier is a stupid joint venture in which GM gives Toyota the cars, and all they do is re-badge them and sell them. that's it. what's weird is Toyota actually put effort into making parts for it. you can buy a TRD body kit for your Chevy Cavalier. :uhoh:
Well put, I suppose it's not surprising though that the big three American (well one is now German) manufacturers put absolutely no effort into compacts- they tend to build only for the North American market and the North American market likes cars big and wafty.

As a consequence, Ford simply made the German-designed Focus and GM and Chryslers Compacts are 10 years old (for each) and don't driver nearly as nicely as thier Japanese/European rivals, nor do they have better engines, or interiors, or exteriors, or equipment levels, or anything as a matter of fact....

I don't even know why they bother.

titutus
05-16-2004, 04:51 AM
very beautiful car Howielong !!

KatWoman
05-16-2004, 11:02 AM
http://beaterz.com/one_liners/0201/images/shuttle_bus.jpg

KustmAce
05-16-2004, 02:22 PM
anyways, i hate Cavaliers.



I don't like you anymore...

Howielong
05-16-2004, 03:02 PM
http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/0100/p39_pokemon_hummer/pokemon_hummer_left.jpg

http://www.beaterz.com/reviews/1199/p15_leper_truck/truck_side_full.jpg

Gafoto
05-16-2004, 04:19 PM
Oh god the H1, why, WHY DAMN YOU?

That truck spoiler is super sexy too, how can you ppl not like that? Oh man the aerodynamics are really working now.

mike@af
05-16-2004, 05:08 PM
http://beaterz.com/one_liners/0201/images/shuttle_bus.jpg

:wtf: Looks like something out of "Total Recall".

gigglesnirt
05-16-2004, 07:58 PM
wow......i hate h1's, but i can see how people like them, but.......WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT GUY THINKING! DOES HE HAVE NO LIFE!?!?!?!

hate cavaliers too, look like shit, same with sunfires

justacruiser
05-16-2004, 08:14 PM
Thanks to Beaterz (http://www.beaterz.com)

http://www.beaterz.com/one_liners/1000/images/chain_link_tiburon.jpg


God... It looks like an old mans shirt...

gigglesnirt
05-16-2004, 08:34 PM
ahahahahaha, that waqs good, i was just about to go golfing too.

Suislide
05-17-2004, 01:33 AM
I don't like you anymore...

you liked me? :eek7:

aw come on man, to each his own. it's nothing personal. it doesn't matter if you like them or not, i just don't. no reason to not like me.

as for the H1, it's obviousley a promotional vehicle owned by the company who made the Pokemon movie. it's not like some fruit decided one day to dress up his Hummer with Pokemon graphics.

and an H1 is a natural choice for a promotional vehicle. it demands attention even in STOCK form, let alone with 30 colors of eye-burning graphics on it.

ci5ic
05-17-2004, 01:41 AM
:wtf: Looks like something out of "Total Recall".

HAHAHAHA Are you serious dude? LOFL

GTR2b
05-17-2004, 02:35 AM
This is just leaves me speechless.

http://www.gowump.com/kc-mom4.JPG

ci5ic
05-17-2004, 02:55 AM
http://www.aros.net/~mstahnky/humor/Bizarre%20Body%20Kits/Nasty%20Ford%20Probe.jpg

http://www.aros.net/~mstahnky/humor/Bizarre%20Body%20Kits/Civic%20with%20a%20Bizarre%20Front%20End.jpg

http://www.aros.net/~mstahnky/humor/Bizarre%20Body%20Kits/Cooling%20off%20the%20Intercooler.jpg

http://www.aros.net/~mstahnky/humor/Bizarre%20Body%20Kits/Hideously%20Ugly%20Integra.jpg

http://www.aros.net/~mstahnky/humor/Bizarre%20Body%20Kits/Ugly%20Body%20Kit%20for%20Civic.jpg

http://www.aros.net/~mstahnky/humor/Bizarre%20Body%20Kits/Vipered%20Civic.jpg

Suislide
05-17-2004, 05:16 PM
the Probe's license plate = "4 Radika"

poor Radika. :disappoin

Raz_Kaz
05-17-2004, 05:25 PM
http://xanex.za.net/pics/cars/fake-rice.jpg (http://xanex.za.net/pics/cars/fake-rice.jpg)
http://www.anti-rice.com/rice12/AAAA0005.jpg (http://www.anti-rice.com/rice12/AAAA0005.jpg)
I think I win :lol2:






For more hilarious pics, go to www.anti-rice.com

jeffseby
05-17-2004, 06:54 PM
http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/454552972gudzon_copy.jpg
Their you go!

mike@af
05-17-2004, 07:25 PM
http://www.anti-rice.com/ricepics/stupidjeep.jpg
http://www.anti-rice.com/ricepics/15221_8.jpg
http://www.anti-rice.com/ricepics/990814hin36.jpg
http://www.anti-rice.com/ricepics/gunwagon.jpg

CamaroSSBoy346
05-17-2004, 07:42 PM
http://beaterz.com/one_liners/1000/images/firestang.jpg
http://beaterz.com/one_liners/0200/images/crx_stroker.jpg
http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/ghetto8.jpg
http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/other_5.jpg

MONSTAH TACH AND SHIFT LIGHT (on automatic)
http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/cheapr6.jpg

T/A/F??
http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/3rdformta.jpg

Raz_Kaz
05-17-2004, 10:30 PM
Those are all great but my favorite one is still this
http://xanex.za.net/pics/cars/fake-rice.jpg
I mean look at that giant pipe, no reaer doors, custom wing, hood scoop and those many many lovable stickers! :lol2:
EDIT* I just noticed the heart on the "custom" wing :rofl:

Howielong
05-17-2004, 10:51 PM
http://www.anti-rice.com/rice16/392585_13_full.jpg

http://www.anti-rice.com/rice16/494316_3_full.jpg

http://www.anti-rice.com/rice16/coontach.jpg

http://www.anti-rice.com/rice15-1/3.jpg

http://www.anti-rice.com/rice14/DSC00196-1.jpg

http://www.anti-rice.com/rice14/i-1.jpg

http://www.anti-rice.com/rice010/tokyo_38.jpg

boingo82
05-18-2004, 02:40 AM
....i mean seriousley. a regular car will keep a body style for maybe 4 or 5 years before it's redesigned. the Cavalier/Sunfire? it's had the same body style since 1995. ...

Don't get me started on Jeeps...

Jimster
05-18-2004, 02:59 AM
Hwoielong: That Prelude is pretty damn cool, just on the basis that it's actually pretty original :D

Swoxy
05-18-2004, 06:14 AM
A French Peugeot 406 with Initial D and Japanese tuner stickers all over it. Notice the blue mesh ...

http://www.imageshack.us/files1/Peugeot406Front.jpg

http://www.imageshack.us/files1/Peugeot406Side.jpg

http://www.imageshack.us/files1/Peugeot406Back.jpg

And today I saw a mid engined MR2 with a bonnet scoop!

Howielong
05-18-2004, 10:15 AM
Hwoielong: That Prelude is pretty damn cool, just on the basis that it's actually pretty original :D

Yeah i was thinking of the same thing.

indyram
05-19-2004, 03:32 AM
I don't have a picture of it, but there is a guy in the town where I live who has a brand new caprice station wagon. The car is white and he somehow put brown carpet along the bottom half of the car, is it suppossed to be like a soft woody? Seriously WTF!!!

boingo82
05-19-2004, 03:42 AM
.. is it suppossed to be like a soft woody? Seriously WTF!!!

Impotence on wheels... :eek7: Not what MOST men aspire to.

Raz_Kaz
05-19-2004, 10:09 AM
Impotence on wheels... :eek7: Not what MOST men aspire to.
:lol: Good one

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