Im back bastards!!

Hello people of scum, your spiritual leader has returned from the land of the fuzzy white root. Unfortunately. I went over, thinking, oh, a fun little two weeks with the boys and then after some sight seeing, drinking, cable car-ing, botanical gardening, copious amounts of inner city walking, drinking, and a few dinners out, I realised I had found a reason to want to stay.

Pickle, this ones for you:

http://www.thehempshop.net/images/products/small/bathroom_white/bbath-sml.jpg

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:rofl: :lol2:
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Really? I thought the (.) was your iq... I must be slipping.



Now Dave, this is my excuse to get you to post up all our pictures man!!!

welcome back...


see pickle, he said nothing to the extent that you are evil!!!

Pics!

BUBBLE BATH#!@^#@^#@^#@^#@^#@^

I only have the airport pics. I don't know if you want the bulldog face posted ;p

look a little closer at the fine print. it says hemp seed oil bubble bath

by the way, welcome back...to there, where you are

Bleah, post all of em but that one!!

Pics will be posted whne I get back from work :D

Bleah, post all of em but that one!!


Why can't I post it? It's cute.

post it.
post it.
post it.
please.

oooooooh I dano if I should ;p

It'll get posted by Dave anyways, he's hot for me.....

No it won't coz I took it not him. Who isn't hot for you?

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:rofl: thats the best part of the thread :lol:

good to see you back, Gav. unfortunatley for me, Dave sent me a new picture of you and him or you and pickle every time i talked to him...

so basically, i was there for the whole thing. whoopee.

:banghead:

you haven't seen the bulldog face though!

awwwwwh bulldog.

OMG, poor bugger. :P

You loved it though.

Bleah, OZ isnt hot for me. :crying:

hes just hiding it. now stop crying sugar pants.


pickle, you have to post it.

OMG, poor bugger. :P

You loved it though.

Bleah, OZ isnt hot for me. :crying:

yeah...i have a secret pining for you, and i printed off all the pics and made a make-shift shrine.


...blech...i can't even joke about that one.

*goes and showers*

A shrine? Really? Awww, thats cool, but still, I deserve more.

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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl:




I think I'm going to still be lughing on the way to work at the rate I'm going :rofl:

All I got was a little txt message say something about not being able to make to the best part of the country because he was to busy eating a pickle, or something like that.


Good to hear you had a good trip, I hope the pickle wasnt to salty.

Okay!! The pics!!

The 17th, when Gav arrived:

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Toksin/slavetokkie.jpg
Me and slave. P!ss3d!

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Toksin/slaveaaaaah.jpg
This is his deer in headlights face.

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Toksin/slave.jpg
Burger King at 3am :D

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Toksin/slavez3.jpg
slave and zebrathree. I didn't edit the pic at all, Rhys really looks like that.

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Toksin/gavpornstar.jpg
Pornstar glasses on ANZAC day

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Toksin/fifinger.jpg
Pickle on ANZAC day. She loves me, really.

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Toksin/figav2.jpg
pickle and slave at the airport on Saturday. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Toksin/gavspirits.jpg
Like a good Aussie, Gav stocks up on much needed necessities and supplies at the Duty Free shop. 1750mL vodka!



Classic moments of the trip:

- Introducing slave and pickle. We send Gav into the info centre where Fi works, he starts talking to her and asking all these touristy questions. 5 mins later my friend and I walk in. "Hey Gav" "Hey Dave" pickle: "HEEEEEEEYY! I HATE YOU BOTH!"

- Convincing Oz that Gav got detained by customs (you all saw that)

- Gav nearly knocking himself out on the overhead light while playing pool one night

- Me crying at a restaurant after eating some fucking HOT chicken

- Gav, wearing his ANZAC uniform (which, BTW had every girl in sight staring at him) and myself walk into the info centre on ANZAC day. cue pickle: "You look like a dork"

-Finding a crashed CRX and trying to convice Oz that it was the slave that crashed. Failed. "No sub box facing the wrong way and no retina scorching painted bits on the interior"

-Cruising into town on the night he arrives in Rhys' car, after polishing off a bottle of bacardi (cept for Rhys who doesn't drink), with Rhys wearing Gav's airforce hat and blasting the Top Gun soundtrack

-The flaming, fat pissing sausage

-Sitting on the waterfront at 2am getting all philosphical and wondering "fuck the tide's coming in fast" and "where the fuck did that giant ship we just saw go?"

-Nights out at Buzz

-Arranging to see a movie in town. Decide fuck it, lets go have dinner. Drive 20 minutes away to find Buzz is closed. Go to BK. Have dinner, go see movie. :lol2:

-"DID YOU SEE MY VODKA?!"

-Many, many many breakfasts, lunches and dinners at BK


And lots of others I'm sure people can fill in.

Was good having you here bro, my door's always open, and glad you found someone :D

awwww Gav and Pickle, what a cute couple :thumbsdow




















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Sorry Gav, but right here you look like one seedy Motherfucker I would not let anywhere near any of my female friends. :D

http://img12.photobucket.com/albums/v31/Moppie/figav2.jpg

I said the exact same thing when I saw it. "god he looks sleazy." FYI: He's not

Classic moments of the trip:

- Introducing slave and pickle. We send Gav into the info centre where Fi works, he starts talking to her and asking all these touristy questions. 5 mins later my friend and I walk in. "Hey Gav" "Hey Dave" pickle: "HEEEEEEEYY! I HATE YOU BOTH!" THAT WAS MEAN


- Me crying at a restaurant after eating some fucking HOT chicken You finally admit you cried after weeks of denial!!!


- Gav, wearing his ANZAC uniform (which, BTW had every girl in sight staring at him) and myself walk into the info centre on ANZAC day. cue pickle: "You look like a dork" He did.


-Arranging to see a movie in town. Decide fuck it, lets go have dinner. Drive 20 minutes away to find Buzz is closed. Go to BK. Have dinner, go see movie. :lol2:Starsky and Hutch is a stupid movie. Don't go see it. BK MADE ME EAT A SUNDAE WITH A FORK!!!! cheap bastards.

I mean, I wasn't crying..my eyes were just watering. Crying includes emotional release as well! This was purely physical. (Just like me and Gav - you'll never be anything more than a fuckbuddy to me, sorry bro)

FYI: He's not


Evidently, Im sure if he wasn't you would have let him out of Wellington :sunglasse

I just hope he was nice to you, he wouldn't be used to a women with only two legs and an opinion.

I mean, I wasn't crying..my eyes were just watering. Crying includes emotional release as well! This was purely physical. (Just like me and Gav - you'll never be anything more than a fuckbuddy to me, sorry bro)


Ignore this post, Im just quoting the above so others may use it with out fear of it being deleted.

He's used to manly airforce girls.

He's used to manly airforce girls.
why do you think he like's those airforce girls? :naughty:

Great night out that was.

"Hey you, you're HOT!"

"Thanks! You're not!"


Hahaha. Shot down like a hot air balloon over Bosnia. :D :D :D

No no no.

"SHES CUTE!"

Great night out that was.

"Hey you, you're HOT!"

"Thanks! You're not!"


Hahaha. Shot down like a hot air balloon over Bosnia. :D :D :D

Why are you so scared to show your face?

cute photoshop

:lol2: Those pics = teh win.

Gav - Is your bald spot getting worse?
Pickle - Show us ya t!ts. Or Gav's bald spot.





I'm so dead.

why do you think he like's those airforce girls? :naughty:

Because they resemble you but with female parts?

fifinger.jpg
Pickle on ANZAC day. She loves me, really.


dude you got MANHANDS!!! It's all veiny and rough looking.

*runs away and hides under the table*


Edit by Toksin - we don't need to see the image twice :)

your gunna get it for that one!!! :rofl:

Why are you so scared to show your face?

Rest assured, I have my reasons, which you shall never know.

dude you got MANHANDS!!! It's all veiny and rough looking.

*runs away and hides under the table*

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dude you got MANHANDS!!! It's all veiny and rough looking.

*runs away and hides under the table*



IT WAS COLD AND IM NOT FAT! My hands are smooth like a babys butt :(

Yeah like one of those adult babies.

What're you trying to say Rhys?

http://pickle.geeq.net/david.jpg
Toksin at the airport
http://pickle.geeq.net/gavvy.jpg
Gavvy at the airport
http://pickle.geeq.net/bulldog.jpg
this pic was too cute to keep to myself. Sorry Gav ;p

What're you trying to say Rhys?

Dunno.

You tell me.

Does my arse look fat in this?

Yes.

IT WAS COLD AND IM NOT FAT! My hands are smooth like a babys butt :(

I never said you were fat... I just said your hands looked rough and veiny in the picture.

Anyone remember that Seinfeld episode where Jerry's gf had manhands? that was so funny, the girl tore apart crabs and stuff with em.

I meant if I was fat, you wouldn't see my veins as good. BAH!!!!!! I'm hungry.

http://pickle.geeq.net/bathmate.jpg
HA! I found the one we used (close to it anyway, ours wasn't spooky :( I wish we had Spooky :()

http://pickle.geeq.net/bulldog.jpg
this pic was too cute to keep to myself. Sorry Gav ;p
LOL this pic is the funniest thing i've ever seen dont ask why but im dying over here!


Looks like a great trip mate!

http://pickle.geeq.net/bathmate.jpg
HA! I found the one we used (close to it anyway, ours wasn't spooky :( I wish we had Spooky :()

ok so this is one aspect of the trip i wasn't filled in on.

do i want to know or not? :iceslolan / :grinno:

Doesnt Dave look like Steve-O?

HAHAHAHAHA :rofl::lol::lol2:

ok so this is one aspect of the trip i wasn't filled in on.

do i want to know or not? :iceslolan / :grinno:
With Gavin less you know better you are probbly.

Doesnt Dave look like Steve-O?

I think he has resemblance to Guy Pierce (main character in Memento), maybe a cross between steve-o and guy pierce