Funny sayings you use

What are some funny sayings you use? Here are some of mine:
Leaving a room, class, whatever: "We are off like a prom dress!"
Dumb person, bimbo enters room: "Is it me, or did it just get stupider in here?"
Report card grades, low test score et cetera: "My grade just dropped like a blind roofer."
Talking about slutty girl: "She goes down like the Titanic"

And maybe some more.
:D

No hard feelings :)


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I heard someone use this in reference to their new aftermarket clutch:

" . . . grabs like a drunk in a whore house . . . "

:hehehe:

when a place is crowded: damn this place is packed tighter than (pick a friend)s ass at a boy scout meeting.

ever since seeing office space i use ass clown alot. it sounds funny when u say it alot.

She put's the ho in whoa .

Is there an I in team? There is if your really stupid.

I use skank and nerdbomber. Cretin and shitty dick hole too. I have a lot more, I'll get back to ya

I call my friends silly names too, like Colonel Ass Pennies, Ass ramming cock goblin, jerk ass, Sphinctor boy et cetera.:p

Well, this may not be as funny as the previous ones, but, (No pun intended) usually when some young buck runs his mouth, I usually go and say, "Shut the f$#k up with your breath still smellin' like similac!!

LOL MBTN! I saw Office Space too and for a while, I'd come up to my friends and say " So what's happening _____ " Ass clown is a word I use to. Shit tooth is one that my friend uses. Kinda retarded if you ask me.

Originally posted by MBTN

Talking about slutty girl: "She goes down like the Titanic"





I like that one :D :D

Office space is a great movie! Oh, it's wonderful. I watch it at least once or twice a month. I use "mother...beetch", and I say "Peace out G" a lot. They aren't funny, necessarily, but I wanted to toss them in since we were talking about Office Space.

Oh, yeah, and we impersonate Milton all the time.

"I...I...I was told that I could play the radio at a reasonable volume."

excuse me sir i belive u have my stapler.
ok i am going to burn the place down.
:D

There's big grains of salt on the glass.... I'll take my buisness to a competing resort!

Hey Peter whats happening? Im gonna have to ask you to go ahead and come in on Saturday. yea. we lost a few people and were gonna hve to play catch up. so if u could come in around 9 thatd be great. thanx. oh and peter you might as well come in on sunday to. thanx

Ummmmm, that'ssss greeeeeeat. Yeaaaaaaaa. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllll......

Mhy Schtreamline schtapler

When you have a fast car we say. It pulls like a school boy.

LOL!

Here is another, when talking about an ugly chick

She fell from the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, then went through the roots and deep into the ugly dirt.

LOL, " Yeah, okay, I'm going to have to go ahead and disagree with you on that one Bob. Yeah"

"I won't tell anyone either bud!"
" Who the fuck is that?"
" Don't worry, he's cool."

Yea, and what's with you and those TPS reports?

.....(boastful) yea, I'm doing the drywall down at the new McDonalds.

No,............NO....HELL no! I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying that.


Man I love that movie.

so peter it looks like uve been missing a lot of work.
well bob i wouldnt say ive been missing it. hahaha thats great.

no there was nothing wrong with my name until i was about 12 and that no talent ass clown started making records and winning grammys.

Why should I have to change my name? He's the one who sucks.

Perhaps we should have a office space thread, or maybe we should just rename this one, eh.

I agree.

To someone who you don't like etc....

"YOUR A HALF DEAD MOTHERFUC*ER"

To a real fat ugly chick..........

"HEY.....ARE GREENPEACE STILL DIGGING THAT CHANNEL BACK TO THE SEA, AS YOU SEEM TO BE STUCK ON LAND"

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

Youre like a diaper...always full of shit !!!!:finger: :finger:

It's a jump.....to.......conclusions mat! It has conclusions on it, that you jump to!?! That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my whole life.

It looks like you have a case of the mondays.

....then when he saw his wife, he decided he wanted to live. Hppfff...

What exactly....do ya do here?

I have people skills godammit!

(do da loo) I LOVE KUNG FOO.

......a federal, pound you in the ass prison.

Which song do you like the best, I mean, it must be really hard for you.
Well, I kind of like them all.