famous people

time to brag. who do you know.

My step-dad's sister's daughter (step-cousin?)'s boyfriend housesits for Eddie Murphy, and apparently he drives Eddie's Ferrari's while he lives at his huge house near Sacramento.

my great grandmother is michael jackson

I know all the members of breaking benjamin. (great band) I've met mike papadakis, and my last name is hawk.. you figure that one out :-P

I'm gonna be the olsen twins gift for their 18th birthday

I know all the members of breaking benjamin. (great band) I've met mike papadakis, and my last name is hawk.. you figure that one out :-P

You are tony hawk? holy cow!

Hugh Hefner is my grandpa!! :iceslolan and he put me in his will to get the mansion when he dies :naughty: well children the playboy twins are calling so i gotta go show them whos boss :lol2:

I'm not tony, I'm Jon, but I am related. and I'm not too shabby of a boarder. I won't be pulling out any 900's in the near future though.

Jake, I could use a GF or two. maybe just a good fuck buddy. feel like hookin a brother up? 6'4, blonde hair blue eyes, good build.. c'mon.. you gotta know a honey who wants me!! haha

wow.. I"m pathetic

i'll send a couple fat bitches that keep bangin on the fence cause we wont let them in... they'll be coming your way sortly and they are just dying to meet you! :p i even think one of them has a dick... lol but you like that right? LMAO













j/k man...

Import2nr99 is Tony your bro, cousin or what? What am I supposed to tell my friends?

haha I think it is cousin... it's distant.. but he's in the tree. craziness I know.

Jake... fat women need lovin too. and yes... I love the man meat! transvestites.... how bout NO. thats wrong man... just.. way too wrong

ok i suppose i can hook ya up with some fine ass women! i'll send my grandpop's private jet to come get you and we can chill in the cave! what happens in the cave stays in the cave... (if ya got a g/f she'll never know :naughty:)

my friend Mike Tank introduced me to grege lutzka(professional skateboader)who has a house in cali and skates with Bam Margera

my best friends father is friends with all the patriots its like a weekly thing to chill at kevin's house hes a decent running back wonder whats gonna happent o him since they have corey dillon?

redline whos the chick in your pic

tila nguyen the hottest asain import model or girl period some of the best porn to ummm u didnt hear that from me

Fat bitches rule!!! Moe' pushin' Fo Da kooshin'






Famous ppl? Shit..I ones saw chelsey clinton at the mall!! so what now? BEACHE

she gave me head!!! :iceslolan then i stuck it in her ear and blew it! lmao

did i say chelsey clinton, i ment to say opra..

wat the hell are u people talking about... dont u know i'm here talking and giving advice to all of u!!! which other famous guy u wanna meet other than me??? all u guys should be proud now!!! :D

hell yea!!












wait who in the fuck are you?


LMFAO!! waddup man? you dont got aim? Me n Jake r chillin in there! join in!

Shit. Here's my list of people I met.
Donald Trump (alumni at my old high school)
Dave Chappelle
Charlie Murphy (Eddie Murphy's brother)
Bill Murray (played against his son at basketball)
DMX
Allen Iverson
That old guy from Karate Kid (I was barely 1 year old but it counts because he told my mom I was the cutest baby he had ever seen)

kevin Garnett lives 2 houses down.
o yea and my cousins, girlfriends, grandmothers sister knew a couple that had a black lab and they got it from a guy that saw britney spears drive by in her 5-speed turbo eclipse! how cool is that!!

my cousins babys momas cousins freind has a cousin that knows a guy that knows a guys babys moma whos realated to a dude who knows jay leno.

oh yeah and i used to live 2 houses down from johnny bench.

50 cent just moved about 30 min. away from me in Connecticut. How do you go from the ghettos of Queens to CT and still be gangsta? Ask 50.

Grant Hill built a house like a mile down from my house.. then he got traded :(
Keith Primeau used to live in my sub.
My friend lives next to Darren McCarty

related to dominique wilkins....the basket ball player
wife is jerry stackhouses' cousin

Mark and Tom from blink 182 graduated from my highschool in poway california. Tony Gwynn Jr. and Annysia Gwynn both went to school with me. I've surfed with Rob Machado, Brad Gerlach and Archy...i was the one that filmed the paris hilton video... :iceslolan j/k about the last one..

i'm Vince Carter.... YA MIGHTA HEARD OF ME!!!!

i'm fuckin famous!!! MVP!!!

ah alright i'm just a white guy...

here it goes [i must admit that i am at a slight advantage living in so-cal 20 minutes from Hollywood and a 6 year vet. DJ]

my ex ex ex ex GF grew up in the same crib [mom's were best friends] with Alicia Silverstone. couple of lunches with her [and the GF :(] kisses on cheeks.

started going to a shitty bar called the Kibitz Room. was so fucked up i didn't realize i was hitting on Kirsten Dunst. didn't believe her when she told me. she bought me a drink and i got a peck and a wave good bye. saw her there again and apologized [still trying to get some] and she remembered me, hug and a cheek kiss. she said i was cute.

got a friend hooked up in MotoX. spent the last X-games in the Red Bull skybox, saw the gold winning flip-spin jump like i could reach out and touch it. hung with the young kid that won the gold in the streetskate, chilled with Fletch from Pennwise and Travis Pastrana. Moto-X chicks are hot!

have hung out with just about every huge DJ you have heard of, and i mean worldwide huge, not local huge [although i still may have]. i know you sic fucks read playboy for the articles, but if any of you saw the 50th anniversary, the DJ chick i met a handful of times.

I met Tommy Lee at a Moto-X function and i pass by his house everytime i go out to the beach, which is the same road that Austin Powers says strangly resembles Southern California in the first one.

in my sig there are pics of my car at Neptunes Net where Point Break [i am an FBI agent!] was partly filmed. i go there almost every weekend [killer fresh boiled peel and eat shrrimp] and i used to surf the beach across the pacific coast highway called County Line.

i used to buy purple sticky *stuff* from the little brother of one of the Corey's [think 80's movies]

these are just the ones off the top of my head. i have met ton's of TV actor type people, but nobody ever stuck in my head.

and that's all the ones that stick out in my head...

ahhhh tila nguyen hottest gurl ever. i know the boys from strata-new bandon punisher cd- the boys from finger 11 and dennis gentry bears wr back in the day and ron jeremy is my father

oh ya and i was at a halloween party with Ron Jeremy like 3 years ago!!! can't believe i forgot that shit!! coolest guy ever, you would never think he has layed more girls and got paid for it than you have only looked at!!

I'm gonna be the olsen twins gift for their 18th birthday


dream 3 some right there when they turn 18....but maybe thats cause im 19.

i grew up with Leon Robbens. if you dont know who that is, pick up a dirt board mag.
and i went to h/s with that jessy kid from F&F.
i beat up a perfesional baseball player once.
lets see... also met Brian bozwort. punk ass...has been, no good talented, lock jaw, mullet beeing, sea bird. yeah.. thats about it.

To Come: impregnate tila nguyen

best friends dad is friends with george bush jr

i heard bush was a liked the white powder parties when he was younger

I've played hockey with Godie Howe on two occasions.

i once dreamed that britney spears was in my bed and we.... urhm n e how that count or not?

^^^hey im the funny one around here! alright? damn bitch...











j/p just messin' with ya :D :D :D

my step grandma's dad is the one who started all those one hour portrait places and has grips of money there are pictures of him with George Bush and some other famous people all over my grandparents house. bastard wont give me any though. bastard. i have also met the guys from my favorite band NOFX which was sweet. when i was younger i used to watch wwf and i got to meet ray mysterio and edge if any of you know who that is.

I have met eddie guerrero Nof, seriously! but not in the U.S. I was little back then, but I still remember :)

i've met tons of bands out here. my GF's cousin was playing for The Huns but he got into a fist fight with the lead singer and kicked his ass [although the singer started it] somewhere in germany a couple of weeks ago and came back to the OC... and i have also met a lot of the west coast punk rock bands, and i even met Bradley for Sublime about a year before he died :(

ah sublime they were such a great band rivers of babylon

i met marlin wayans, he was making his movie 6th man, he was sitting down eating sphaggetti and he was really cool and a little too goofy, this was at the u.w stadium. ummm..... oh i met razel, the human beatboxer, remember his commercial, he was a baby and kept saying i want some milk. anyway thats it for me i think

I played rythym for Dime Bag (pantera) duiring the Reinvinting the Steel tour, played backup for Pepper (corrosion of conformity) , hung out with disturbed, slayer, and drowing pool at Dime Bag's strip club. got drunk with Steve Vai after Guitarmaggeden at guitar center. ZZ tops singer is my ex wifes cousin (met him at a funeral), shook hands with Ross Perot (crazy bastard). I don't think it counts but, you know the plaid background for 3M's scotch tape...my uncle can up with that Idea, and he's a rich mo fo ever since. and I shit you not, I almost got up in Sheryl Crows ribs. (why god, why could you not just give me that?)