Postwhores

Ok you postwhores or wannabee's sling it in here and not in the other threads. If postwhoring offends you then dont read it :p

Everything is sorted and sorry about starting from scratch but figured a nice clean thread is best with nothing but good posts.

Oh btw the only rule is. You must make a sentence. If not I will delete the tread and you will have to start all over again :devil:

None of the crap with just images! :finger:

That means YOU Twuble!

1990 1800 Corona vs HSV Gen3
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Ok this HSV had been chasing me for a while and i was in my mums corona...he pulled up at the lights beside me and gave me a dirty look.
I revved the dirty lil toys engine, he responded with a flick of his go pedal.
Lights go green i launched at 9000rpm! wheels screaming i gain traction and im off at a race to 270kmh i was ahead by atleast 10 car lengths when i stopped at a local bar just afterwards about 20 bikini babes lay all over the corona and asked me if i wanted them to clean it...

whatdya say? hell yes u can wash it...

This is completely tru!

Awwwww but vince!!!! pwease pwease pwease can i do my widdle pictures!!! :)

hehe

kinggts25 whoa!! *coughluckybastardcough* :P

There once was a little postwhore... he couldnt help but post... and one day a big meanie took away his thread.... so he bopped the big meanie with a post on his head!!! :cwn27: :cwn27: :cwn27: :cwn27: :cwn27:

Hahaha ya goofy bugger :lol2:

*grins*

(p.s. does that count as a sentance? Or should i have really put a little more effort into it?)

Me not postwhore wannabe or otherwise! :D :p :hehehe: :angel:

I am sure you can do better than that.... just learn to type faster :finger:

FTO Girl.. no your not... your a postwhorette :) hehe

damn our little thread went away.

and i'm not going to write a ryhme. I'm not good enough.

I jus canna do it capitan!!! Theres not enuff poweeeerrrrrrrrrr :flipa:

Umm wrong gender mate... beside I type nearly as fast as she does... only the bloody fourm slows me down. Last count was over 85wpm

I am also on a fast connection with Jetstart.. so when the forum is not busy I fly from screen to screen.

awwwww y not darkness... we'd love to hear your rythmic typing!! :haha:

Originally posted by [TWUBLE]
FTO Girl.. no your not... your a postwhorette :) hehe No, I said postwhore or otherwise so I can’t be a whorette either! Nice try though. :p :hehe:

Hhahah the most hit key would be the letter e which is nearly worn off hahaha that and the bloody backspace key :p

damn my connection is fast enuff but for some reason its slowing down at the moment!! damn network!!! :(

argh!! and my typing speed is only 45wpm!

Originally posted by FTO Girl
No, I said postwhore or otherwise so I can’t be a whorette either! Nice try though. :p :hehe:

And what does your post count read ??????????????? 137* in the same time on the forums as me... and you took 3 weeks off!

PW

FTO Girl... damn you grammatically perfect people!!! :bandit:

It is not your connection or your network.... the forums are lagging a bit right now...

Now that is weird as I could not post or get back in for the past few minutes. Keep getting some stupid coded error page but not the normal one.

yeah same haha i thought it was just my connection!! although i know my connection isnt that great here... although its radionet satalite link.. our phones run on the same connection so yeah :(

Originally posted by Razorgtst


And what does your post count read ??????????????? 137* in the same time on the forums as me... and you took 3 weeks off!

PW No my post count is only 1330 and as for taking 3 weeks off, that’s my point. I haven’t been able to post for 3 weeks and yet now you’re ahead of me when you were about 800 posts behind me before I left. Post slut! :p :hehehe:

postwhorewars!!!!!!! :flamer: :rocket: :biggrin2: :eshooter: :apoke: :aug2: :badass: :greenchai :newburn: :stormzap: :badass: :aug2: :eek2: :eek2:

Originally posted by FTO Girl
No my post count is only 1330 and as for taking 3 weeks off, that’s my point. I haven’t been able to post for 3 weeks and yet now you’re ahead of me when you were about 800 posts behind me before I left. Post slut! :p :hehehe:

But that also means you achieved that amount quicker than me :p

ahhhh bugger sorry forgot to include that in a sentance!!

Postwhorewars are now on!!!! (bah cant be stuffed puttin da lil images in here now!)

Originally posted by Razorgtst


But that also means you achieved that amount quicker than me :p Not the last 800 I didn’t. You achieved that in only 3 weeks didn’t you Razor?? Took me a lot longer than that to get mine! :p

Originally posted by [TWUBLE]
ahhhh bugger sorry forgot to include that in a sentance!!
Haha, thread’s gonna get closed! :p :hehehe:

True but actually it was 985 hehehe

But that also means you achieved your 1300 faster than i did! PW

Originally posted by Razorgtst
True but actually it was 985 hehehe

But that also means you achieved your 1300 faster than i did! PW Hehe, yeah well I don’t have a life at work. Nothing to do but post all day! :hehehe: :p

True but I do :( dirty rat bastard actually makes me work... slave driver

Originally posted by Razorgtst
True but I do :( dirty rat bastard actually makes me work... slave driver

he makes ya do more than that, Mr Razor ;)

hahah no kidding... I dare the coppers to suggest that test! They may get more than they bargined for hehehehehe

especially if it happens to be a chick cop!!:devil:

Welcome to the Spectre and Razor Post whore show... sit back and shake your heads in disbelief hehehe :finger: :devil:

why thank you by good PW buddy i must say it's good to back we seem to have great audience tonight!!:frog:

Why yes we do. I see Tazdev who has been doing a fair bit of whoring but are missing the top lady in FTO. :p

i don't know these people!!!! tsk tsk hahaha

yes we are missing miss fto

Well I know Taz as he seems to be taking some shots at certain people:devil:

That is ok I am watchin ya mate :flipa:

is that warranted?????

well best we keep an eye on him then:licker:

I think so. He is a sneaky wittle guy ya know.:frog:

i think he maybe learning a little too much off his cat!!:flash:

I reckon !

at least he aint got a horse!!!


just think about the rammifications!!

Oh god I am going blind trying to imagine that one !

yeah best we not go there aye:bloated:

so i see you have your car back!!

YEA BABY and I am sooooooooooooo happy again now

so is she going much better??

what type of clutch did they put in?? one from a mazda??

She goes really well! I can actually put my foot down now while moving. I have to bed the clutch in before I try and hard take offs.

Mazda! Ya dirty rat bastard!

thats good so now we will see you having to put new tyres on then:D

sorry not mazfa FORD:bloated:

Man I already have new tyres on the R and not really wanting to do a set of four of 255/40/17's any time soon either :rolleyes:

I have been learning from my widdle puddy tat. so watch out or I will bite your ankles:devil:

just borrow Frys R and light up his tyres instead.:smoker:

well you bite my ankles and i will pick you up and slam you into a wall!! .... in the nicest possible way hahaha bloody cats!!

pa wheres the shotgun!! lets get those varmints!!:sun:

Hahaha hummm not a bad idea.... burn his tyres instead of mine. besides his are only 16's there for cheaper hehhee

Oh yeah I don't wanna be part of your postwhoring I am simply trying to keep up appearances and have my say:)

i thought they were 14"

Originally posted by tazdev
Oh yeah I don't wanna be part of your postwhoring I am simply trying to keep up appearances and have my say:)

Well going down the board and hitting nearly all the threads is POSTWHORING ya silly bugger.