Just when you stopped even thinking of her...

:grinno:
Yeah so long story short I was into this chick a while back and she played me. Blah blah blah it pissed me off for a while but I got over it. No big deal. So my friend throws a party and she's there I say my hello and move on because I really didn't care. I had to leave after being there for 45 minutes but then I came back. I come back and people are in the pool because it's heated to 85 degrees :sunglasse I don't think anyone had a bathing suit.

This chicks is in the pool in BLACK underwear dripping wet. :sly:
If looks ever killed this was my armageddon. So needless to say I've still got that image in my head. :lol2:

Rub one out and move on...what else CAN you do?

Good thinking. :) I was just venting a bit that's all.

Play her. All's fair..

Well I did tell her off long ago...

Just pay her no attention, that'll tick her off more then anything else.

Maybe you should let her "accidentally" happen upon you wearing tight, wet, black undies. "Oops!...Oh!....what are YOU doing here?? I'm so embarrassed...and my undies are so clingy and wet...." :eek: :biggrin:

Oh I ignored her, but then again I was also staring ;)

OH OH OH!! oh man!! LAst nite - i was up at my old school, drinkin with my buddies and whatnot. Well they decided to harrass MY ex (because they all hate her too, some of them even more than *I* do). So they did. To the point that she was crying. And she blamed it all on ME!! AH HAHAHAH! She sent her boy over to talk to me and maybe even kick my ass, but when he realized that there'd be 5 people on my side...

Sorry, don't mean to jack your thread, MB, i'm just getting such a kick out of this. All of her bullshit is coming around and biting her in the ass, and i'm revelling in it.

That's ok. She even bought her ex boyfriend to this party. He and I were thinking the same thing so we both pounded a bottle of Bacardi Vanilla because we know she's just a little tease. :) We didn't even say a word to eachother.

Bacardi Vanilla.....good stuff!!!!......that's happaned to me plenty of times...with plenty of girls...just gotta move on with life....:)

The moral of this story is that Alcohol will solve your problems. :)

Alcohol only solves your problems when you wake up with a gorgeous stanger beside you..........:p

Alcohol only solves your problems when you wake up with a gorgeous stanger beside you..........:p

Except alcohol usually ends up with you waking up next to a shaved wildabeast.

Except alcohol usually ends up with you waking up next to a shaved wildabeast.

That's why I don't get hammered And I have a woman... I know what I'm gonna wake up to.....LOL

I have a woman

get hammered
have a good time
and wake up to her

and 98% of the time I dont get hangovers

its great! :evillol:

:grinno:
Yeah so long story short I was into this chick a while back and she played me. Blah blah blah it pissed me off for a while but I got over it. No big deal. So my friend throws a party and she's there I say my hello and move on because I really didn't care. I had to leave after being there for 45 minutes but then I came back. I come back and people are in the pool because it's heated to 85 degrees :sunglasse I don't think anyone had a bathing suit.

This chicks is in the pool in BLACK underwear dripping wet. :sly:
If looks ever killed this was my armageddon. So needless to say I've still got that image in my head. :lol2:


You just have to beat it out of you :lol2:

Reminds me of a good pick up line:
"If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?"

This chicks is in the pool in BLACK underwear dripping wet.

Piss her off: "HEY! Nice little pudge you you have there! I'm sure there are guys who find that cute."

Piss her off: "HEY! Nice little pudge you you have there! I'm sure there are guys who find that cute."

yes, make fun of her body. it pisses women the hell off.

If I attemped that i'd probably end up saying "goddamn you look good." :)

You could bed her best friend...thats always fun. Maybe tell everyone she has a debilitating case of crabs...

Her best friend is a dyke, or so it seems. I did tell her she was a waste of a vagina. :D

Her best friend is a dyke, or so it seems. I did tell her she was a waste of a vagina. :D

is she strictly that or is she bi?

She's bi actually. More like confused. I think she needs to get railed hard though, but that's my opinion.
Gratuitous chicks kissing pic (that's her on the right):
http://www.beefhole.com/gian/kisss.jpg

Chicks kissing pics are never gratuitous...

She's bi actually. More like confused. I think she needs to get railed hard though, but that's my opinion.
Gratuitous chicks kissing pic (that's her on the right):
http://www.beefhole.com/gian/kisss.jpg
Pic didn't show up for me.

Oh it's there!

go after her best-friend, you never know what could happen.

I think I speak on behalf of all the straight men and gay women in the AF when I say 'Thank you' for posting that picture...

Rub one out and move on...what else CAN you do?

Yeah...Rub it out...

Oh it's there!
Yes, now I see it. Yes, thank you for that open-mouth kiss between two lovely women.

Yes it was a very nice night. :D