the haiku thread

the thread for haikus
you can only post haikus
or else you'll be banned

the rules are simple
five sylables then seven
the last line has five

r x seven b00
rotor motor crackhead f00
nissan doth own j00


;)

there are more to come
but to work i must return
i will post tonight

What a novel thread
Now people have to think first
Before they can write


Although I must say
Iambic pentameter
Is better by far

I was late for class
My friends were laughing at me
There goes a good day

My haiku is bad
Because my mind is narrow
But I'll try harder

This is A haiku
I do not know what to do
This is a haiku

:grinno: me=:loser:

What a novel thread
Now people have to think first
Before they can write
yOUd THiNk TTHat WoLD Uo!?
WeLLL whAT DOu yoU thiNKk NoWw HHuhHH?!
HUHh BIatch wHAT nOOWW??!

yOUd THiNk TTHat WoLD Uo!?
WeLLL whAT DOu yoU thiNKk NoWw HHuhHH?!
HUHh BIatch wHAT nOOWW??!

I should know better
Than to underestimate
Ignoramuses

r x seven b00
rotor motor crackhead f00
nissan doth own j00


:nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:

our sevens hate you
fraid rotor motor owns you
i have pis ton you

PS great thread dude!
rhyming alright in haiku?
I await more posts!

Haikus are the shiz
It's the bizzle my nizzle
This thread will own all

I can't talk like snoop
Don't try to mock my lame skillz
Cos I will ban you

Don't get me wrong man
I really like rotaries
Just taking the piss

Fuck this haiku shit
And all you mother fuckers
Go to fucking hell

:lol:

the thread for haikus
you can only post haikus
or else you'll be banned

the rules are simple
five sylables then seven
the last line has five

banned so you say
Not I, so say I to you
you on the other hand....


:p

A haiku
There is no point
Useless

:thefinger

Haikus are the shiz
It's the bizzle my nizzle
This thread will own all

I can't talk like snoop
Don't try to mock my lame skillz
Cos I will ban you

Don't get me wrong man
I really like rotaries
Just taking the piss


No mal intentions
Playful jesting in good fun
This thread will own all

Last night I was down
Then haikus I did read here
AF made my day

Wherever I've been
On this vast online culture
More grins I've not found

Algabraic Haiku
X=ac427cpe (so save syllabic slip ups)
|||||||||||||||||||||||
I thank X for this
For what X has created
X should be quite proud

Quite original
What has started here with us
Haiku dialogue

Please respond quickly
As soon I am off to work
And patience I lack

you guys have killed it
this idea was funny
heep and yogs, evil

heep needs to try one
he's owned by initial D
go to australia

Were you to cease breath
would your last thought live within
its own existence

Haikus here
They are too long
Shorten

Edit that
They are not concise
Simplify