The Worlds 22 thinest books

22. FRENCH WAR HEROES - by Jaques Chirac
21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY - by Jane Fonda
20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS - by Janet Reno
19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE - by John Denver
18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS - by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL - by Hillary Clinton
16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE - by Osama Bin Laden
15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD - by Bill Gates
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman
13. MY WILD YEARS - by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT: A TRAVEL GUIDE
9. A COLLECTION OF MY MOST BELOVED MOTIVATIONAL
SPEECHES - by Dr. J. Kevorkian
8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen deGeneres
5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the EPA
3. THE AMISH TELEPHONE DIRECTORY
2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson
And the world's Number One Thinnest Book.........

1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton with introduction by
Rev. Jesse Jackson

I wish I had more hands, so I could give this thread FOUR THUMBS DOWN!

lol.... need a couple hands!

I wish I had more hands, so I could give this thread FOUR THUMBS DOWN!
Unless it's a repost, then I think this thread is top shit :lol:

hahaha that's halarious. "Thing's I can't afford" :lol2:

:lol2:

Remember, Dave is down under so four thumbs down is actually for thumbs up for those of us on the top side of the world :loser:

I remember this joke from back in the days when the shortest book in the world was considered to be the Bobby Sands cookbook! Gotta be an old fart to understand that one.

wow

I wish I had more hands, so I could give this thread FOUR THUMBS DOWN!


LMAO....Quote of the fucking Month already.

If I had wanted to shit like that I would looked at a Reader's Digest.

I love going to Detroit actually.

LMAO....Quote of the fucking Month already.

Or, more like the quote of last month considering Dave Chapelle said it and killed it 30 days ago

now thats funny!

I have a bible no bigger than the face of a small watch. It's a serious book too. It's about 1cm thick, and has very small writing. You need 20/20 vision to read it, or good glasses.

My cat's breath smells of cat food.





Oh, and lol @ the Bobby Sands cookbook.

wow, that's all I have to say right now. wow. :)

- Nathan