Kills... Let's share...

Well, I've been reading a lot about these kills. They're my favorite posts to read. I've had a few myself, with different cars. MY FIRST: I was cruising up 132 on Cape Cod on my way from the mall. I was alone. My Camaro is by no means BEAUTIFUL, but looks very nice after a wash and wax. Well, I hadn't wasnhed it in a good two weeks, and it was covered in salt from the sea breeze. I pull up to this Italian kid driving a 6cycl Stang. It was red, tan covertible, g-fx, taillights, system, neons, whole 9 yards. So, I rev the motor a bit, and it's his g/f that notices. So he turns down his music and says, "You know what IROC stands for?" I say, "Na, whats that?" He says, "Italian Retaaad Out Cruisin..." I say, "Lets go." So light turns green, just dusted him.... When I was down there I was working at an AutoZone so I could pay my rent. Kid comes in to buy some new headlight bulbs. So I say to him, "You know what IROC stands for?" He goes, "THAT WAS YOU?!" and laughed, so I say, "it means, I ROCK..." asically a picture perfect, storybook ending. A few weeks later, I helped the kid pick out a cover for the car so he could put it away for the winter.

SECOND
This is a GREAT one, I told my mom about it last night.... I was down in the next town over with all my buddies Jumpin off a bridge into the river. We took 3 cars. Me and one of my pals take off in my TRANS AM, and I do about 70 all the way over rt2, a very windy state road in my area. I arrive in my town, and wait at a garage for my buddies. Me and one of my friends are just waiting, listening to music, and i see them coming around a corner, so i start to pull out and get behind the two cars, and a dodge neon wich is in the tail. So i pass the neon in a no passing. I pass my buddy's lumina in a no passing, as well as my other pal's camry. Next thing i know, going around another corner, I see a flashign blue thing on the dash of the neon. I say to my pal, is that just an ornament on the dash of that car? He's like, thats a f***ing cop. So naturally I decide to pull over, not knowing how long he's had my plate numbers, probably a few miles back. This old retarded lookin guy gets out, i get my lisence and reg ready. He dont even take it, just tells me, "You were driving wrecklessly back there, you're lucky im not callin ahead to set up a road-block!" Keep in mind, I live in redneck country in MA, the hilltowns. So i'm like, "sorry man. later..." and take off. I see the neon around the city next door all the time and give him he bird now. Turns out, he's auxillary police in the city. No authority whatsoever, just a radio, extra set of eyes for the police station...

Now if you will, share your stories with me. I have 1 or 2 more, but arent quite as interesting.... Thanks for listening.

Scratch that, this is a literal KILL. Last summer, after getting a little baked up, I wanted to drop off my car. So my pal and another buddy hop in his camry all-trac. He goes, gimme a 30 sec head start and we'll race up the Mountain. I say, I wont give you a 30 sec head start, but I'll let you go first. So we zip thru town and hop on rt2. I see an opening in the first passing zone and start cruising by him in my trans am. All of a sudden i start hearing a grinding noise. I think it's my car, seeing as how i had to replace the tranny twice already. SO i just punch it hoping I can make it 3 more miles ot my house. I look in the rearview as im about to ascend the mountain and see a cloud of smoke.I turn around, my buddy ran his car out of oil and put a rod thru the oil pan. What oil was left was sitting all over the road, and his car was absolutely f***ed. Kid shoulda never tangled with the firechicken. That was my last kill with that car before I sold it, and it was by far one of my best.

I got a story.. lol About a week after i got my 93 camaro v6 (pictured below), i had a run in with a kid at school. He has a 92 Z28 with a 305. One day, after school we pulled out onto a road not too far away, and this road just happened to be 2 lanes wide.. so naturally i was sitting right next to him, he thought he was a badass and decided to rev his car up, so i reved mine a little(keep in mind a stock 93 camaro v6 has only 160hp..) and i just laughed because i knew if i raced him i wasnt gonna win, but i was gonna try anyway. the light turned green, i hammered the gas and took off, he stalled in the middle of the intersection.. lol Needless to say it was a hilarious sight. The next day he picked a fight with me at school, well.. him and his 6 friends. But a couple of my friends walked up because they noticed he was giving me shit and he backed down.. seems once i evened the score he didnt want a piece of me.. i hate those kindof ppl.. *so i got a little advice for "Cory", learn how to fight your own battles, and learn how to drive a stick.. lol*

i would of laid him out anyway :evillol:

i was riding down the road in my brothers trans am
its a 86 5.0 h.o. with 230,025 miles on it. pulled up to a
redlight a new mustang gt pulls next to me and says
he's going to blow my bird......before the light turned green
he tried to take off on me. so i hit the gas, kicking in the
old eldelbrock 850, i took off screaming, its a big straight
strech past the red lights i barreled by him doing 125
like he was sitting still. if a cop had caught me, id
say they would have jacked up the jail and put me
under it. cause it was a 25 mph zone. i was 100 mph
over the speed limit.

Well the list of my kills so far include an R32 GTS-t skyline (beat by almost 5 cars), Turbo toyota starlet GT (a surprisingly fast car), a mid 1990'2 740bmw, toyota corolla (doesn't really count :p), CRX, R33 skyline GTS non-turbo (too easy :D ), 2003 peugeot 406, old 1989 mercedes, 2002 Mercedes CLK 320 (just a v6 but actually a pretty fast car), 1998 Jeep wrangler, mid 1990'2 mustang GT and V6, 1989 Honda Accord. Most were cars of my friends.

Actually the best stories I have are of me getting killed by cars you would never expect. I was on the highway doing around 60kms/hr and this old 1993 corrolla comes up next to me and I notice he's got nothing on the outside except for lightweight racing rims. I laugh at it with my brother at how he could waste so much money on rims like that for such an old and slow car and then I punched it hard. As soon as I punched it he punched it back and to my absolute amazement he kept up with me all the way till around 140mph which was just amazing. Not that he beat me, but that he actually kept right up to me in his corrolla, I've always wondered what he was running under the hood.

Another time i was on that same highway and this funky orange R32 GTR comes up next to me..... we both decided to race to and I had a big jump on him at take off, almost 4 car lengths, but daaaaaaaaaaaammmn when his boost kicked in all I could see was his rear lights coming up behind me sooooo fast and then overtaking me like i was standing still. Turns out that thing was modded to the max and ran 10seconds at the local track :p Was fun racing him though.

i dropped an integra the first weekend i had my exhaust on. other than the cat-delete, cat-back, and plugs and wires she was bone stock. integra was all pimped out with the works. 90% stock v6 camaro versus a 90% modded honda...and i still whooped his ass...

i was at a stop light, and this kid was sittin there superfly and all with an upside down sideways trucker hat, thinkin he was this shit, looked at the IROC like whoa, POSmobile, i reved it up, shut him up quick, light turned green, light up both tires, flew down the road, damn right man, his wal mart special bicycle never had a chance :)

"all I could see was his rear lights coming up behind me sooooo fast "

wow you could see those from the front could ya?

erm i got into a race with a 94 chevy 4x4 last night lol. that wasnt even funny.

then a 91? celica GT annother disapointing race.

shut him up quick, light turned green, light up both tires, flew down the road, damn right man, his wal mart special bicycle never had a chance :)

Way to show him who's boss!
Iroc 1
bicycle 0

was the bike stock or modded??

A buddy who just bought a new dodge sport hemi was talkin all kindsa big shit about it sayin' he could eat both of my cars.. And its the fastest thing on four wheels

Then he was with me when I raced an identical truck with my 91Z (stock cept for wires, and cats out)
I got a good jump off the line, and held it all the way through.. The truck didnt touch me.. Then I raced his truck with my supra.. He had me off the line pretty good.. But then (as hypsi puts it) My "spooly" thing started makin' noise.. Hit about 10psi (near stock) and caught up pretty fast.. by the time he gave up, he couldnt even read my rear plate anymore...

Shut him up damn quick

yea, the hemis are fast but not all that fast, i took one in a stock ford bronco

Yeah.. all my friends were like dont race him he'l kill you.. I was like come on now do the math
hemi = 345hp at a curb weight of just under 6000lbs
Camaro = 250hp at 3600lbs
Supra = 262hp(nearly stock) at 3500lbs

I think its just because you feel like your picking up so much faster because of the size and ride height..

exactly, is the hemi an extra cab or regualar cab? ive seen the regular cab short beds with no tailgate of front headlight with an intake (all that i noticed)runnin low 15s

and no front headlight**** my bad

"all I could see was his rear lights coming up behind me sooooo fast "

wow you could see those from the front could ya?

erm i got into a race with a 94 chevy 4x4 last night lol. that wasnt even funny.

then a 91? celica GT annother disapointing race.

lol, sorry that was my bad, i mean front lights obviously :p

2002 Nissan Sentra SE-R Spec V, and Eagle Talon Tsi. Both were good close races...hopefully more to come...

My best race actualy was when i was test driving a 00' FF m/t. First off this thing was god like. *drools* anyway... i was sitting at a light after i had pulled onto the highway to really test this beast i came up beside a very sad site... there was a vet about a 90-93 going down the highway that was COMPLETELY import tricked out. neons, rims, alloy wing, mirror tint, everything. I was like "Wtf..." so i pull up beside him doing about 80mph and i nod to him and he rolls his window down. I yelled "Lets run bitch" he just nodded. So he takes off and i let him get a bit of a lead and then i drop it into 3rd and slam it, the car kicks back, i hit 4th doing 110mph im slowly catchin up to him. Doing 145 mph i wizz by him and just keep on it getting up to 153 and then let off back to 80. he finally catches up to me and starts yellin at my in spanish so i punch it and get off the ramp.

If you EVER get the chance... get a 98+ FF (Firebird Formula) *drools* that car was just awsome!

the best run that ive had with my v6 was against my budies thuderbird. he had me going for a bit because theres something wrong with my car accelerating up till around 4000-4500rpm then it takes off, but once i get there in 2nd, then 3rd i was ahead by about a trailer and a half. was a good run, esp since it was a stinkin Found On Road Dead car... erm.. Ford..

i tell you all what there was a dodge neon flew
past me "i was in the ss" he slowed down and got
beside me and flipped me and my girlfriend off.
then he floored it. the fart can was workin
overtime. i put her down in 4th gear and stomped
it, i barked the tires big time and took off it took
me half a sec to get up to him, the fart head swerved
over in front of me. i floored it and got over in the fast lane.
we come up on a red light,and we stopped, i told my
woman to pull the old " I WANT SPRINGER BEADS " deal
on him. she pulled her tube top off, we had the t tops
out she stood up and asked him if he had some springer beeds
for her. it was halarious other cars were honking
and wistling, the little *ag rolled his windows up
and we took off.

i would have thrown a whole box at her.

this past sunday, it rained really hard for a few minutes while i was driving home from work, when it stopped there where a bunch of toads hopping around in the road. I got quite a few kills that nite.

i run over a bull frog one night, it felt like
i had run over a cat....lol i heard it pop.

First kill I had was with my 69 RS Camaro conv. against a 62 Chevrolet Impala when I was 16. My 69 has a 300hp 350 w/ 350 turbo and 3.08 open rear end. I pull up next to this dude that was parked on our main street. He was all showing his car to his buddies. He looks at me and says what you go under the hood and I said 350. Then he said I got a 409 want to race for pinks. Being 16 and just got my baby I said no, thinking that a 409 would kick me to the curb. So later that night cruising around I happened to catch him at a light. We both looked at each other and reved our engines. The light turned and he got a little jump on me (3.08 gears) but I pulled two car lengths ahead of him shutting my car down at 70 in a 20. Later after the race I found out he had a 283 in his car. I wish I would have raced for pinks.

Most recent kill was with my Fiancés 95 Formula conv. against an 84-88 corvette. Pulls up next to me with his hat on backwards revving his engine thinking he is hot Sh$#. So I hit the transmission perform button. And kind of power brake the car so I can get a good launch. Light turned green and right off the bat I pulled 2 car lengths ahead of him. So I shut it down at 50 because he was struggling to keep up with me.

Well, no biggie. I don't race too much, but I do like to see what my 73 Camaro can do. Anyways, I take my car to a safe spot with my friends. Both own 93 Mazda Proteges. One is the Mazdaspeed Protege. Well they decide to race. The mazdaspeed beat the plain one by like 4 car lengths(1/4mile). Then I join by taking on the mazdaspeed. Well, see as though I have a 350 puttin out a decent number of horses, that is put to ground by an open ended 10bolt with 2.73:1 gears, I lit them up for quite a while. His four banger had me off the line since he had posi. The instant I hooked up there was no hope for the lad. Took him in the quarter mile with about 3 car lengths. Nothin special but with my horrid gearing and lack of posi, I thought I was off to a good start.