have you ever...

singed off your eyebrows/eyelashes while starting a bar-b-que?




if so... (or if not)
post something else utterly stupid and amusing that you've done.





btw... i hate my current grill and need a new one.

Something utterly stupid, ay?

I've logged onto this forum right now, when I have a shitload of hw to do. Damn you, DAN! And your assortment of .gifs!!!!!

I hate my current life/toilet and need a new one.

Haven't signed my eyebrows off...but slave took some cool pics!! This was taken the weekend slave arrived...I wasn't starting the grille, I was cooking boerewors (Saffie sausage, kinda like bratwurst.) This particular one was EXTREMELY fatty and was pissing fat everywhere, setting everything on fire. It was great.

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Toksin/fire1.jpg

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Toksin/fire2.jpg

Fire is cool.

Suislide and matada: Like the incubus shirt? :thefinger:p

wheeeeeee it's the giant flaming poo!!!!! AGAIN!!!

I lost both eyebrows to a turbocharged lighter once.

I've actually used a lighter to look into a flooded carb :eek7: ..... same hairless face, same smell.

Also heated a rear brake cylinder to break loose the bolts. The line was pinched off at the rear.... pressure built up and..... BOOM!! :eek: Little tiny pieces of brake cylinder inards were strewn about my face and the garage floor, along with 400 degree F + brake fluid spashing across my head (good thing I ducked). Once we put the flames out, the skin on my chin was very loose and fragile. Again, same hairless face, same smell. :rolleyes:

Needless to say, I have a new found respect for feul and fire :p

I've got a few more stupid stories like that, but I'll save them for later.

My friend singed the tip of his nose to a nice, deep red while attempting to knock back a flaming shot while drunk. He was probably sipping away at it rather than downing it as he wouldnt have burnt himself if he'd downed it. Wish i could have been there to witness it, but the effects were visible for several weeks and provided much entertainment..

ahhh... idiot friends are priceless :lol:

I remember years ago I thought I'd be clever by filling my mouth with gas from a lighter then blowing it. Yes there was a flame, and yes, I didn't blow it out fast enough, so I burnt my lip. GG.

I've done some silly things while drunk (and sober) but I probably shouldn't share...

Ahhh, silly things.

Where do I start? Primary or High School? The list is long, but distingushed, like my johnson.

Back when I was in 5th grade I was playing with my older sisters adjustable lighter, leaving it turned up, when she went to light her smoke a 6" flame lit her bangs on fire :lol: Needless to say all the hairspray she used to use didnt help. It took forever for her hair to grow back. I still to this day find it funny being the only boy with 5 sisters.
-Jimmy

http://img59.photobucket.com/albums/v180/-Davo/random/2004_0426Image0087.jpg

I had a huge hangover the next day (sunday april 25th i think) and i was bed-ridden that day until about 2:30pm, i got up and made me a BBQ breakfast, steak, bacon, egg...Watched a movie, then went back to bed..

All the coldies are mine (there are 16 in that pic i think, maybe more) i had them in one night, they are 1.4% alc
That translates to 22.4 standard drinks, w00t!

1.4%? Why do you guys insist on drinking flavoured water over there?

Carlton Cold is 5.4%

1.4%? Why do you guys insist on drinking flavoured water over there?
:iagree: , come to Canada and drink 16 Beer :iceslolan

Well, I was camping on a school trip, and my friends backpack (in our tent) decided to make a loud "POP" and spray liquid all over our tent...well...cant find a flashlight to see what it was, so oufcourse...I flick open a zippo...BIG MISTAKE.. burnt all the hair on my arms all the way up to my arm pits, It literally set me on fire because It turns out I was covered in Bug spray... :grinno:

ops, i mean 1.4 standard drinks *hits head*
I think Oz is right...

Hahn premo light is 0.8 standard drinks, 2.7% i think...I drink that, but only to enjoy the taste

The Carlton Draught is 1.6 standard drinks, that's nice.


That pic that I posted, just hind where I was standing is a BBQ that got very good use over a 4 day period, last sunday, i was helping cook dinner and to turn it on, you have to push this knob thing in, and turn it anti-clock wise to ignite it, well, one of my mates did just that, but it didn't ignite, so i walk over wondering why the bacon isn't cooking, figured it out, so i turn it off, and just as i push it in, steven turned the grill on to 'high', then i ignited it, and BOOM! Fire comes out from ever nook and crannie (crack and hole) the BBQ has, and i shinged all of my left arm hairs, and stevens arm hairs.

Lmao

My stupidity? ill just name one out of a million: I have burned my cast on fire..looong story, I had a cast on and it caught on fire and I also burned myself up..yeah im a dipshit

My friend threw half a bottle of 151 into a giant bon fire. It actually exploded and put the whole fire out!

My friend decided it would be a good thing to light a sour cream container filled with gasoline on fire. After it was on fire, he stomped on it and flaming gas went every where. Luckily there was a bunch of sand around to put it out. It was so funny.

Was havin bottle rocket fights at a friends house on July 4th. Shot a bottle rocket out of my zipper and lit my shirt on fire.

Havent singed my eyebrows before. But one time we were at my friends g-mas and went to by the Brazos River and made a huge bon fire and drink. One of my friends sprayed lighter fluid on his shoes and walked through the fire.

Ahhh, silly things.

Where do I start? Primary or High School? The list is long, but distingushed, like my johnson.

If there exists a situation in which a Top Gun quote is not relevant, I don't know of it.

And something about a sausage that looks like an unholy piece of shit and pisses fat and fire everywhere seems humorous to me... :lol:

omg :eek:




i didnt even recognise that as a line from Top Gun





/hangs head in shame :(

RSX-S777, Top Gun quotes are never irrelevant :D

Jay! You are losing the edge.

Jay! You are losing the edge.
Im so ashamed. I hope my girlfriend doesnt read this. She'd break up with me for sure... my friends would abandon me and my parents would disown me.... how could i forget a Top Gun quote.... i dont deserve to live.. :(

goodbye cruel world :sadwavey:

http://img29.photobucket.com/albums/v86/Toksin/fire1.jpg


Fire is cool.

Suislide and matada: Like the incubus shirt? :thefinger:p

Is that Hunters I see?

Bastard :mad:

oh damn. i have had my share of stupid fire incedents.

a long time ago i was like 8, me and my neighbor take the gas can out to the words..we have a creek so we wanted to see if gas will stay on fire in water...well it does and lit the bank on fire and the creek flowed down so the "river of flame" kept going... you cant put that shit out man. then one of my friends at my bon fire threw a c02 can in the fire and it exploded and i go hit by half of the container. then i wanted to help my mother with our ant problem so i poured gas into one of there hills and i lit it and it burned and alot of ants died but still some left so i waited for it to go out before i poured more on. it was out so i dumped more, but turns out there was a flame way down in the hill so it lit up immeadiatly and caught the gas can on fire so i threw it down and this is all 2 feet from out house... my mom comes out and starts freakin out so she gets a stick to try to get it away from house...while me and my neighbor are tring to stop her. :lol2: then there was this time where we wanted to take a pic of my moms station wagon with flames behind the back tires. so of course GASSSS we light it and the road is slanted so the vapors ran off to the grasss (where we were) and of corse the vapors are invisable. (go figure) and booom me and my neighbor were roasted... all my leg hair and arm hair was burnt up. then i jack with my mothers lighter and made the flame like 1 1/2 feet high and taped my mom useing it unsuspectingly and she caught her ...."freshly gel'd" hair on fire...hahaha yea i now try to stick to internal combustion thats why i joined the forums. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Is that Hunters I see?

Bastard :mad:

Hunters DRY :D

RSX-S777, Top Gun quotes are never irrelevant :D

Agreed. Unless of course your in a flat spin headed out to sea or something....but, you know...