Yuk! Perky Nanas

People that aren’t from New Zealand probably won’t know what the hell I’m talking about, but for those that do, who likes those disgusting “Perky Nana” chocolate bars that Cadbury make? I got my first taste of one recently and they are totally hideous!! :apuke:

I don't eat much junk food
but once i had a willy wonka bar:licker:

Originally posted by Buzzr
I don't eat much junk food
but once i had a willy wonka bar:licker: Willy Wonka bars are quite nice, but I usually like all Cadbury chocolate, but not those horrible perky nana things! (no, I’m not a chocolate addict, honest :p ).

Rofl!! Hahaha :D :rolleyes: :confused:
Ok, this realy isn't about what I was expecting... Ok, *Drags mind back out of gutter and puts back in proper place*

Lol, seriously though FTO, you are scaring me away from movin over there! I mean, a society that calls boxy vans "Bongo Wagons", have a major candy bar named "Perky Nana's"... Perky Nana.. I just wanna know what other names they discussed at that board meeting.
"Pudgy Shafts, Firm Melons, Perky Nanas, Smooth C..."
"Wait wait! Go back one!"
"Perky Nanas"
"Yes!!! Thats it!"

:frog:

Sorry to hear that FTO, Perky Nana's are very sweet, but Im a bit partial to one every now and then.:)

Originally posted by Gonthrax
Rofl!! Hahaha :D :rolleyes: :confused:
Ok, this realy isn't about what I was expecting... Ok, *Drags mind back out of gutter and puts back in proper place*

Lol, seriously though FTO, you are scaring me away from movin over there! I mean, a society that calls boxy vans "Bongo Wagons", have a major candy bar named "Perky Nana's"... Perky Nana.. I just wanna know what other names they discussed at that board meeting.
"Pudgy Shafts, Firm Melons, Perky Nanas, Smooth C..."
"Wait wait! Go back one!"
"Perky Nanas"
"Yes!!! Thats it!"
ROTFLMAO :hehehe: . Yes, we do come up with some strange names over here! I must admit I thought it was a rather dodgy name to come up with for a chocolate bar myself so don’t worry about your mind going straight to the gutter. :hehehe: :p

Honestly though, these things are so hideous that when I got a big box of mixed Cadbury chocolate bars for Christmas from work I immediately traded all my Perky Nana bars for Pinkys and Crunchies! Now that's what you call desperation! :hehehe:
.....but don't let that put you of NZ, it's not a bad place all things considered. :p

no no Gonthrax, the BongoVan was an actual model name that came from Japan.

Originally posted by MattyG
Sorry to hear that FTO, Perky Nana's are very sweet, but Im a bit partial to one every now and then.:) See I knew there were some strange Perky Nana fans out there! :p :silly: There must be quite a few because they are one of Cadbury’s top selling bars!! :eek: :apuke:

Originally posted by darkness
no no Gonthrax, the BongoVan was an actual model name that came from Japan. Yeah, along with the Laurels and Cedrics. :hehehe:

FTO: Oh don't worry, I won't let a few candy bars keep me away. I don't care what its called, as long as it tastes good... Wait.. Nevermind, I'm going to bang my head on the wall and try to get my foot out of my mouth now:D

darkness: Oh god, wait I see... Of course!! Called BongoVan because of their remarkable resemblence to a Bongo Drum... Or somthing along those lines!

But then I realised we weren't talking about nanas... :( Why must FTo girl play these mind games!

Originally posted by jinushaun
But then I realised we weren't talking about nanas... :( Why must FTo girl play these mind games! Hehe, but that’s what they’re called! Got your attention though didn’t I!! ;) :hehehe:

Ahh its ok jinushaun, I was tricked too. But hey, now that we're talkin about candy, and probly only you US people will know what I'm talkin about. Any one know someone who has won anything from that Hersey's deal? Somthing about if they spot you comming out of a store with Hersey's products you could win a Jeep? I think I'm gonna make a shirt that says "I have Hersey's producs on my person" in big letters on the front. But that might attract swarms of little kids asking me for candy... Hmmm

:licker:

Speaking of Hersheys, yum, Hershey’s Kisses! :licker:

I am going to have to disagree with you there FTO, I find em quite tasty

Mmmmmmm *Munch Munch* FTO, you have spawned a craving in me. *Rummages around the larder for candy* Your going to get me all sugared up and keep me up 'til like 4am. Once I start eatin, I just can't stop :p

Lol, I just realized that the Perky Nana thread is gettin alot of action tonight. Way to hook um in FTO :D

Originally posted by Gonthrax
Mmmmmmm *Munch Munch* FTO, you have spawned a craving in me. *Rummages around the larder for candy* Your going to get me all sugared up and keep me up 'til like 4am. Once I start eatin, I just can't stop :p You sound like me! When I was younger I never needed alcohol, I just used to have Cadbury chocolate and Coca-Cola and I went totally nuts on the sugar. :hehehe: :p

Originally posted by Gonthrax
Lol, I just realized that the Perky Nana thread is gettin alot of action tonight. Way to hook um in FTO :D LOL, That just means that everyone’s got dirty minds! :hehehe:

Hehe, when I was little I didn't realy get all hyper, I just couldn't stop eatin um 'cause they tasted sooooo good. Or atleast I don't remember it making me hyper, it probly did though:D

On a liner note, I see Razor prowling around. We may be about to be struck... this thread is perfect for his postwhoreing ways. *Shakes his fist* As long as I get in on the action and Anguss stays away :silly2:

LOL, That just means that everyone’s got dirty minds!

Well, what can I say... You should have know what to expect with all us guys around! ;)

Originally posted by Gonthrax
On a liner note, I see Razor prowling around. We may be about to be struck... this thread is perfect for his postwhoreing ways. Yeah, I saw him lurking around here too. Don’t know where he’s disappeared to though! :p

Who knows, he always pops up in strange places. Saw him over in the Scoob forum a while ago :eek:

Now there ain't anything wrong with Perkynanas!!


One of the best chocolate bars!! second to Crunchie bars!!:flash:

Originally posted by jinushaun
But then I realised we weren't talking about nanas... :( Why must FTo girl play these mind games!


Because she is good at it :p

Never had a the candy bar "perky nana" but hehehehe

FFS RAZOR!!!:sun:

Razor, FTO says she gave you lots of perky nanas :hehehe:

Go RAZOR go!!!


hahahahahaha:eek: :eek: :eek:

I must say, I prefer the perky nanas Gonthrax was thinking of, to the cadbury shite ones :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke:

They are the worst chocolate bars ever!!

Originally posted by moondog
Razor, FTO says she gave you lots of perky nanas :hehehe:

Damn and I dont remember them, it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

Originally posted by SPECTR
Go RAZOR go!!!


hahahahahaha:eek: :eek: :eek:

Stomping around... yellin and screamin....... I WANT PERKY NANA'S !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Opppps sorry everyone :D

you would think you would remember something like that Razor.:rolleyes:

it is just like riding a bike...you never forget!!:devil:

Originally posted by SPECTR
it is just like riding a bike...you never forget!!:devil:

Ok you two.... lets make sure wa are on the same page... which perky nana's are you referring tooooooo hummmmmm ???????

yeah you do, cause I think I have.

you can't forget em!!!


no way hose!!:flash:

not forgotten it, but forgotten how.

what we need is a manual!!!


it should be started by a female AF member!!

then it will give us an insight!!:flash:

can't think of anything yuckier than Banana flavoured chocolate thingss:apuke:

Originally posted by tazdev
can't think of anything yuckier than Banana flavoured chocolate thingss:apuke: I totally agree. Anything that's got artificial banana flavour in it is just plain WRONG! :apuke:

it never actually tastes like banana:(

Originally posted by tazdev
it never actually tastes like banana:( Yeah, I don't know where they came up with that taste. It's the same thing with those banana shaped lollies :apuke: :apuke:

If they tasted like real bananas it would be a different story!

Aww, looks like I left at the wrong time. I leave to change my oil and Razor come is and ravishes the thread. I knew I saw you lurking around, think I gotcha on this go 'round though!

So, these "Perky Nanas" are Banana flavored Choco bars? thats not right!!

perky nanas = WRONG

pineapple lumps = RIGHT (mmmmmm yummmmmmy)

Originally posted by tazdev


pineapple lumps = RIGHT (mmmmmm yummmmmmy)
Right on mate!!!!!

Mmm That does sound good Taz! I have some candied pineapple, that'll have to do :sun:

pineapple lumps = soft chewey (or hard if refrigerated) pineapple flavoured stuff (not 100% sure what it is) covered in chocolate

goes well with L&P

And whats this "L&P"?

Originally posted by Gonthrax
And whats this "L&P"?

you dont know what your missing out on :)
and pineapple lumps are deluxe.

L&P is hard to explain.

It wasn't till i went to Thailand that I found out that L&p is only sold in N.Z. and smoe places in Aussie.

When you come to New Zealand I will buy you a bottle

Well damnit! I want some of these "Pineapple Lumps", and this "L&P" :(

L&P is absolutely disgusting :apuke: I think I am the only Kiwi that hates it too, I would rather drink my own piss.

Perky Nana's - I haven't had one of those for years. Maybe there is a reason for that.

*looks around confused*
Is it alcholic?

Nope, it's not alcoholic.

It's kind of like lemonade, but taste like piss. I call it carbonated piss.

PS when I say piss, I don't mean alcohol (piss), I mean...well you know.

Originally posted by GSr32
I mean...well you know. urine?
:D:)

Rofl. Funny
Ok so is Lemon the only flavor in it? Or is it one of those strange mixtures that should never have been? Like Tomato and Lime or somthin...?

I am not sure but I do sort of remember them. I ate more than one so must have liked them

L & P Lemon & Paeroa

Well, lemon's obviously and I think it's mixed with mineral water from Paeroa (place in NZ). ?? Not sure, what ever it is, it ain't good. IMO

Ohh. ok I understand. Lol Taz.. Thats hard to explain? :p

FTO, I hereby enter a formal request for you to change the name of this thread and eliminate the words "Perky Nanas" from it. It keeps popping up in my inbox "Automotive Foru... Reply to post 'Yuk! Perky Nanas'"
The sight of it is driving me crazy :silly2:

:flamer: Perky Nanas:rocket: