Be More Creative When Sneaking Out

My neighbor's kids pretty much have the run of the place. They have been sneaking out of one of the back bedrooms. Problem is, the only way they have to get down to the ground is to step on the septic pipes. Well, they've done it one too many times and have broken the line. So, bubble, bubble. :mad: The septic tank backed up...luckily in their house. But our driveway has the primary access to the septic tank, so guess who came knocking this afternoon...the septic man! Woohoo. I want new neighbors. :)

Only a suggestion here. If you go down to any local gag shop or shop that supplies party items, look for the stink bomb vials. Place them with tape all over the place where they would be stepping late some night. When the little buggers sneak out the next time crunch crunch. Now they will have ammonium sulfide all over their shoes and smell just like rotten eggs the rest of the night :)

haha what a great idea!

:D

Thumbs up to the stink bombs! hehe.

Obvioulsy they are up to no good or there is something lacking in the parenting dept. if the kids are sneaking out all the time. Sounds more like someone needs to start paying attention to their children.

How old are these kids??????

I am thinking paintball gun....Now I am thinking lawsuit,maybe thats not such a good idea,but A a satisfying one,none the less.:D

i've got a paintball gun. crank the air up and they seriously hurt.

Originally posted by darkness
i've got a paintball gun. crank the air up and they seriously hurt.

true...thats why it's a satisfying idea...and the lawsuit thing as well!

That sucks immensly. You do need some different people next door.

Shoot them with tranq. darts when they try to sneak out.:)

Rofl MBTN:D You just brought the funniest mental picture into my head.
I think you should crank the old paintball gun up to like 400fps and lay on um. Let the ol' minimag rip:D It would be fun, you could even yell at um and give them a running start!

But then you would get a nice little legal paper in a week or so. You very own Subpena (Or how ever you spell it, apparently I'm ignorant)

Originally posted by Jimmy_11_cars
How old are these kids??????

Around 12-13 years old. We won't even start to talk about when they tried to set their house on fire...no, not going there. :p

Aww, they sound like such model kids, from a model family. :silly2:

Common Dante, tell us tell us!

Yah tell us!!!!!

Originally posted by DantesInferno


Around 12-13 years old. We won't even start to talk about when they tried to set their house on fire...no, not going there. :p

At least it was their house...............please tell all ,oh great one!

do these kids run across your yard when they are sneaking out their house? My suggestion is to get some flood lights with motion detectors and point in the direction of their escape route. Also if you have spriklers near that side of the yard point the sprinklers in their direction and have them activate when the flood lights are activated. :D

Originally posted by taranaki

...............please tell all ,oh great one!

Well since you called me "oh great one", I feel compelled to give in. ;) The family next door is an interesting one. Single mother. Three kids. Although that count fluctuates from time to time. I know the cops have their eye on this certain family as the mother has a fairly questionable past. All in all, she does seem nice. But last summer I found her two youngest out on the wooden steps of their back porch trying to light a 'campfire' on a windy day. It caught the wood on fire, the grass, and threatened our house a bit until everything was put out/stamped out. But yes, they are interesting neighbors. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by emadboy200
do these kids run across your yard when they are sneaking out their house?

No, actually they don't. They sneak out the opposite side of the house that I'm on. I only found out when the neighbor on the side they do sneak out of informed me that he has seen them coming out of the window and stepping on the sewer pipes to get down to the ground. I guess the mother sent her kids over to his place when sewage backed up into their toilets, sinks, and showers, to try and 'pump' the toilet. When it didn't work, a little bit of investigation found that the pipe had been broken and both ends were stuck into the ground as a cover up. I will never understand some people.

But great suggestions for preventing them from sneaking out again. :p

maybe loading the paintball gun with stink bombs....cover them from head to toe :lol2:

Hey now there's an idea! Just use a syringe and poke a hole in a paintball, let some of the pain drip out, and and inject some ammonium sulfide in it. Then turn your gun down to like 150fps so the balls won't bust in the barrel:devil:

set some camera up and catch em!!!

or grease the pole they shimmy down!!

Or tip a bucket of wet paint downt the pole, then when they get home thier mother questions them

Well, perhaps the fine that their mother is going to recieve will be enough motivation to make sure her kids stay in the house all night. She has incurred a nice little fine for her kids breaking the sewer line. I'm very glad I don't live here anymore. :p