Guide To Major US Newspapers:
YogsVR4
01-14-2002, 04:12 PM
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by people who run the country.
2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the
country.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country
but don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like
their smog statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the
country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave
L.A. to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
country, and they did a far superior job of it, thank you veddy much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
running the country, and don't really care, as long as they can get a
seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the
country either, as long as they do something really scandalous,
preferably while intoxicated.
9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there
is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they
oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the
leaders are handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs, who also
happen to be illegal aliens from any country or galaxy as long as they
are democrats.
10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country
but need the baseball scores.
2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the
country.
4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country
but don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like
their smog statistics shown in pie charts.
5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the
country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't have to leave
L.A. to do it.
6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
country, and they did a far superior job of it, thank you veddy much.
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's
running the country, and don't really care, as long as they can get a
seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the
country either, as long as they do something really scandalous,
preferably while intoxicated.
9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there
is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they
oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the
leaders are handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs, who also
happen to be illegal aliens from any country or galaxy as long as they
are democrats.
10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country
but need the baseball scores.
Heep
01-14-2002, 04:16 PM
Lol :D:D I like the L.A. and Miami ones :D
DVSNCYNIKL
01-14-2002, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't really care, as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country either, as long as they do something really scandalous,
preferably while intoxicated.
:D :D :D I agree!
Only without the need to a seat on the train.:D
7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure who's running the country, and don't really care, as long as they can get a seat on the train.
8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the country either, as long as they do something really scandalous,
preferably while intoxicated.
:D :D :D I agree!
Only without the need to a seat on the train.:D
2001 AE
01-14-2002, 04:51 PM
The San Fran and Miami are HILARIOUS :)
RazorGTR
01-14-2002, 04:59 PM
hahaha
thought you forgot the Chicago Tribune is read by people who secretely run the country while out smarting the FBI :p
thought you forgot the Chicago Tribune is read by people who secretely run the country while out smarting the FBI :p
YogsVR4
01-14-2002, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Razorgtst
hahaha
thought you forgot the Chicago Tribune is read by people who secretely run the country while out smarting the FBI :p
Good point. I just thought they let dead people vote their. :)
hahaha
thought you forgot the Chicago Tribune is read by people who secretely run the country while out smarting the FBI :p
Good point. I just thought they let dead people vote their. :)
Gonthrax
01-14-2002, 09:30 PM
Awww common guys, lets not be so hard on the News publications. Atleast they have somthing pressing to report on instead of Al Gore's reqiests to disreguard Hanging or Dimpled Chads that they talked about endlessly a while back. :D
gang$tarr
01-15-2002, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there
is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they
oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the
leaders are handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs, who also
happen to be illegal aliens from any country or galaxy as long as they
are democrats.
:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
THAT was hilarious! :D
i hate people exactly like that
Al Gore -> Lock Box
hehe
9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there
is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they
oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the
leaders are handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs, who also
happen to be illegal aliens from any country or galaxy as long as they
are democrats.
:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
THAT was hilarious! :D
i hate people exactly like that
Al Gore -> Lock Box
hehe
SickLude
01-15-2002, 02:23 PM
LOL...atheist dwarfs....good one
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