Worst One Night Stand Stories....

My first night in college I make a bet with my new roommates on the way to a party. We all chip in 50 bucks and decide that the first person to get lucky wins the pot (150$). So we all get to the party, get pissed and I leave with some random girl. We do it (very poorly). Later I roll out of bed and say Im really drunk, feeling sick and need to leave. So while I'm putting my shoes on I wonder how to prove the deed was done. I see her underwear and snatch it, stuff it in my pocket and jet. I get back, assemble my new friends, pull out the panties and there's a fucking SKIDMARK in them! :22yikes: I won the bet, but lost my dignity that night. I NEVER lived it down either- that story was told and retold for the next 4 years. The worst part is that the girl ended up in my freshman year Astronomy class :banghead: ...never said a WORD to each other...

LMFAO!!!! oh man thats funny..a skidmark lmao

hahaha thats awesome!
although, it might not have the best idea to tell every one on AF

skidmarks hahahah that's nasty, hopefully you didn't put it in the crusty hole.

skidmarks hahahah that's nasty, hopefully you didn't put it in the crusty hole.

*vomiting* :grinno:

o like you asses never had that problem

i have skidmarks on my computer chair!
now i know that's getting you all turned on.

is it funny that the above 2 have since been banned, or just me? lol

is it funny that the above 2 have since been banned, or just me? lol

Hm...but they were so insightful... :grinno:

lol nice one




funny story someone told me a while back.. not sure if it actually happened tho.

the next morning he wakes up to realise he shit the bed.. quickly the guy grabs the turd and smears it on her ass.. just before leaving he writes a note for her, exclaiming, "I can't believe you shit the bed".

^^^LOL! What a terrible surprise that must have been.

That was on a fitness forum. The guy shit himself and rubbed it all over her, then sneaked out. A link to it was posted here.

Such colourful topics we have.

:lol2: This brings new meaning to the term dirty girl. Man that is so sick. By the way was this girl attractive at all?

:lol2: This brings new meaning to the term dirty girl. Man that is so sick. By the way was this girl attractive at all?

The one with the skid mark or the one who got smeared with fecal matter? :p Anyway, if I said "Yes, she was attractive", would that make the situation any less horrific? She was OK...cute enough to sleep with, average enough to sleep with you after meeting you only 45 minutes earlier. I remember only two things to this day- large cans and....the skid (insert ominous music here).

Are you sure it wasn't that you two switched panties during your black out? (ominous music again) lol jks.

Are you sure it wasn't that you two switched panties during your black out? (ominous music again) lol jks.

Don't be ridiculous...mine were pink with a delicate floral print- these were white...well, MOSTLY white. :biggrin:

hahaha. that is to funny. yea i read the shit the bed one. i almost fell on the floor after reading that one.

I have stories, but I think I'd get banned for telling them.

Why?

Really gross, and pretty inappropriate.

The best kind...

This one sucked. A few years ago my g/f at the time was out of town so I went to party with some friends of mine at a college a few hours away. I end of going home with a girl that I had met that night. I was pretty drunk, we screwed and I passed out. I wake up the next morning and started looking at pictures on her wall. I come to find out that it was my g/f sister. It wasn't pretty after that.

Such colourful topics we have.
Yeah, brown! :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

This one sucked. A few years ago my g/f at the time was out of town so I went to party with some friends of mine at a college a few hours away. I end of going home with a girl that I had met that night. I was pretty drunk, we screwed and I passed out. I wake up the next morning and started looking at pictures on her wall. I come to find out that it was my g/f sister. It wasn't pretty after that.
I'm gonna call :bs: on that.

Ended up r00ting one of my close friends (the 25yo). Nothing earth shattering, but things haven't been the same since. Especially because we went for over 4 hours and woke the neighbours above us up at least 3 times. They banged on the floor with their feet the first 2, and the front door (LOUDLY)the third time. SOOOOO glad I don't have to look that guy in the eye every morning.

Hah hah! That girl's undies look like oldblue's Celica!
Oh no! Mudbutt!

Ended up r00ting one of my close friends (the 25yo). Nothing earth shattering, but things haven't been the same since. Especially because we went for over 4 hours and woke the neighbours above us up at least 3 times. They banged on the floor with their feet the first 2, and the front door (LOUDLY)the third time. SOOOOO glad I don't have to look that guy in the eye every morning.
Four hours! Mad props to you Oz.

that kind of a workout will lead to six pack abs :rofl:

Texas that is actually a true story. I had only been dating her for a month. Her sister and I had never met, and the pic that I had seen of her was a few years old. She didn't look the same at all. But think what you want.

i dont know if this is true or not but....supossibly(sp) a guy i work with took some gold diging ho up north and told her he'd buy her this and that, and after going to a incredible exspensive hotel ordering lots of food, and smashing her 3 times he gets up. And asks her what she wants to eat, and that he'll get it and she wont even need to get out of bed. so he takes her order goes out to his car that they both came up with and drives home. she gets stiffed with the bill, and the funny part is she went up in one of those tight outfits and didnt even bring her purse cause she thought he was paying for everything. :)