As many jokes as I can think of...
Raz_Kaz
04-30-2004, 01:49 PM
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once."
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Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand to see a man have a good time
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Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them
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An American businessman was in Japan.
He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her.
She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable..
The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fujifoo".
The Japanese clients looked confused and said "No, you got the right hole."
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. Why are guys faster than girls?
A. They have a stick shift and ball bearings
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How do you keep a Blonde busy(see below)
How do you keep a Blonde busy(see above)
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A brunette walks into the doctor's office and says, "My body hurts wherever I touch it."
The doctor says, "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow, and she screams in agony. Then she pushes her knee and screams. Then she pushes her ankle and screams.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you? You're really a blonde."
She says, "Yeah. How did you know?"
He says, "Your finger is broken."
That is al for now...
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once."
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Q: Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't stand to see a man have a good time
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Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them
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An American businessman was in Japan.
He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her.
She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable..
The next day, he was golfing with his Japanese counterparts and he got a hole-in-one. Wanting to impress the clients, he said "Fujifoo".
The Japanese clients looked confused and said "No, you got the right hole."
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. Why are guys faster than girls?
A. They have a stick shift and ball bearings
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How do you keep a Blonde busy(see below)
How do you keep a Blonde busy(see above)
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A brunette walks into the doctor's office and says, "My body hurts wherever I touch it."
The doctor says, "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow, and she screams in agony. Then she pushes her knee and screams. Then she pushes her ankle and screams.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you? You're really a blonde."
She says, "Yeah. How did you know?"
He says, "Your finger is broken."
That is al for now...
FireBball972
04-30-2004, 02:24 PM
:rofl:
Damien
04-30-2004, 03:01 PM
Hurricanes :rolleyes: :p
Loved the first one! :rofl:
Loved the first one! :rofl:
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