Tit for Tat

Ok. Whats a Tat? Where do we get it? And, where do we trade it in?!? :D

I don't know:confused:
But wen you find out let me know....:D

Boys, boys, boys :rolleyes:

Originally posted by saturntangerine
Boys, boys, boys :rolleyes:

Hey now - I never complain when the women start talking about what they like. Why is it women must make comment when I do? :confused: :D

Originally posted by YogsVR4


Hey now - I never complain when the women start talking about what they like. Why is it women must make comment when I do? :confused: :D

It's what they do best.

Originally posted by taranaki


It's what they do best. Watch it! :p :D

(Besides, we do all sorts of things best! :D )

yes but guys do all the other things best:apoke:

Proves my point!:silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

Originally posted by darkness
yes but guys do all the other things best:apoke: Like……… :p

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Like……… :p


peeing standing up.

finding porn on the internet.

skiting about their driving skills.

wasting time.

not finishing things.

theres other things we're damn good at ,but see above.

Originally posted by taranaki



peeing standing up.

finding porn on the internet.

skiting about their driving skills.

wasting time.

not finishing things.

And all such good, quality things which I can't deny, men are damn good at! :p :hehehe:

Originally posted by taranaki



peeing standing up.

finding porn on the internet.

skiting about their driving skills.

wasting time.

not finishing things.

theres other things we're damn good at ,but see above.

I can do that.

I can do that too, it's not that hard.

I don't know what "skiting" is, so maybe not.....

Well, I am on AF aren't I?

Okay you beat me on that one....

Like what?

what about the classic, belching and farting:silly2:

Originally posted by darkness
what about the classic, belching and farting:silly2: Yep you guys are really good at those too.

Isn’t it amazing the things that guys are good at, and are any of these things actually useful?? :p :hehehe:

Since my fiance doesnt paruse these boards, I can tell you that after being together about five years, she'll now rip them off louder then I ever could. So guys, she may not be passing the gas now, but you just wait. They're just biding their time. :D

you never said the things had to be useful.

Originally posted by darkness
you never said the things had to be useful. LOL, that’s very true, indeed I didn't! :hehehe: :hehehe:

O.K. ...Useful things that men can do better than women.

Shopping.

Getting ready for an evening out.

Setting the timer on the video.

Catching fish.

Opening cars with the keys locked inside.

Spray painting.

Brush painting.

Roller painting.

ANY painting!

Changing a tyre on the way to a wedding.

Starting Lawnmowers.

Finding a bargain set of tyres.

Bullshitting.

Denying we ever said that............

These are scientific facts based on observing my wife...:silly2: :silly2:

if a girl farted in front of me, i'd probably feel sick :apuke:
it's soo gross

I know it's natural, and i know they do it........... just please never around me

Hasn't happened yet, and i hope it never does :)

Tat?

Originally posted by taranaki
O.K. ...Useful things that men can do better than women.

Shopping.

Getting ready for an evening out.

Setting the timer on the video.

Catching fish.

Opening cars with the keys locked inside.

Spray painting.

Brush painting.

Roller painting.

ANY painting!

Changing a tyre on the way to a wedding.

Starting Lawnmowers.

Finding a bargain set of tyres.

Bullshitting.

Denying we ever said that............

These are scientific facts based on observing my wife...:silly2: :silly2: OK, I’m gonna go through these one by one ‘cos some are downright WRONG! :p

Shopping. You have to be kidding me right! :eek:

Getting ready for an evening out. WRONG. I'm always ready before my hubby, but maybe that's cos I start getting ready earlier :p

Setting the timer on the video. - Nope I can do just fine on my own thank you!

Catching fish - I've probably caught more fish than my hubby in our lifetimes. :p

Opening cars with the keys locked inside. - easy, just call AA :hehehe:

Spray painting - I've never tried.

Brush painting - we're both pretty good :D

Roller painting - again, both good

ANY painting! Nope. I studied art at school :p :D

Changing a tyre on the way to a wedding - again, call the AA :p

Starting Lawnmowers - we get our lawns mowed for us, now that's smart!! :D

Finding a bargain set of tyres - who wants bargain tyres. Go for the best! :p

Bullshitting - you got me there!! :D

Denying we ever said that............ and again! :D

I think my work here is done! :p

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Getting ready for an evening out. WRONG. I'm always ready before my hubby, but maybe that's cos I start getting ready earlier :p

Setting the timer on the video. - Nope I can do just fine on my own thank you!

Catching fish - I've probably caught more fish than my hubby in our lifetimes. :p


does that say something about your hubby?

Originally posted by darkness


does that say something about your hubby? Awwww are you being mean to poor old moondog??? :p

:D

of course not, You two are my friends.

FTO you posted that twice, just to let you know :D

Originally posted by gang$tarr
FTO you posted that twice, just to let you know :D

That's because men are better at using forums too.;)


SHOPPING

this has to be the biggest area where men are better than women.

Man shopping........

Need a new shirt...go to favourite mens shop.choose shirt.Pay.Leave.END


Woman shopping ......

Can't find the dress I want to wear...NEED a new one.Round up husband,drag him off to town.Visit first shop.Browse every item in the place,buy something else as no dresses suitable.

Repeat 6 times.

Find a dress style worth trying on.Take a size 8 off the rail and dissappear into changing room.Return to swap it for a size 10.Complain that the makers have"skimped on the sizing"

Back again......size 12....not so taken with this dress now...leave shop.

repeat

repeat

finally accept that you are a size 12, find a dress in this shop after 20 minutes and three fitting room visits.Husband pays,leave.

Need to stop for coffee and 2 donuts for lunch....still complaining about wrong size label on dress,can't think why.....

Back to car..blame husband for parking ticket,he should have known 2 hours would not be enough on the meter.

Go home.Change into new dress immediately...put other purchases in the spare clothes drawer..Open mail and complain about Visa bill.

Ask husband if he likes dress.Why?we always say yes and you never believe us.stand with back to mirror and pull front of dress tight.

Does this dress make my butt look big?No.....the fat makes it look big.Sulk all day, declare intention to go on diet.Lettuce and celery salad for dinner.Eat last of donuts 1 hour later,to 'get rid of them'.

Return dress to shop next day,swap for a size 8 ....I'll be that size again in no time......

1 week later,change diets.....

2 weeks later.....quit diet.Hide dress in spare closet.While in there, find the dress you originally wanted to wear....


3 months later....end of season tidy up . Pack summer clothes into handy space saver bags ordered from shopping channel,leave in carshed for winter.


Next year....oh..that's a bit dated...it can go ot the op shop......I haven't got anything to wear....

repeat from top............

Originally posted by taranaki


That's because men are better at using forums too.;)


SHOPPING

this has to be the biggest area where men are better than women.

Man shopping........

Need a new shirt...go to favourite mens shop.choose shirt.Pay.Leave.END


Woman shopping ......

Can't find the dress I want to wear...NEED a new one.Round up husband,drag him off to town.Visit first shop.Browse every item in the place,buy something else as no dresses suitable.

Repeat 6 times.

Find a dress style worth trying on.Take a size 8 off the rail and dissappear into changing room.Return to swap it for a size 10.Complain that the makers have"skimped on the sizing"

Back again......size 12....not so taken with this dress now...leave shop.

repeat

repeat

finally accept that you are a size 12, find a dress in this shop after 20 minutes and three fitting room visits.Husband pays,leave.

Need to stop for coffee and 2 donuts for lunch....still complaining about wrong size label on dress,can't think why.....

Back to car..blame husband for parking ticket,he should have known 2 hours would not be enough on the meter.

Go home.Change into new dress immediately...put other purchases in the spare clothes drawer..Open mail and complain about Visa bill.

Ask husband if he likes dress.Why?we always say yes and you never believe us.stand with back to mirror and pull front of dress tight.

Does this dress make my butt look big?No.....the fat makes it look big.Sulk all day, declare intention to go on diet.Lettuce and celery salad for dinner.Eat last of donuts 1 hour later,to 'get rid of them'.

Return dress to shop next day,swap for a size 8 ....I'll be that size again in no time......

1 week later,change diets.....

2 weeks later.....quit diet.Hide dress in spare closet.While in there, find the dress you originally wanted to wear....


3 months later....end of season tidy up . Pack summer clothes into handy space saver bags ordered from shopping channel,leave in carshed for winter.


Next year....oh..that's a bit dated...it can go ot the op shop......I haven't got anything to wear....

repeat from top............


rotflmao :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:

and I bet you are speaking from personal experience :lol2:

haha that is so funny, yet so true.

Originally posted by gang$tarr
FTO you posted that twice, just to let you know :D Oops, sorry! I’ve gone and deleted one of them now. I’ve been having a few problems with AF this morning, posts not going through and such. :D

Originally posted by taranaki


That's because men are better at using forums too.;)
Haha! Bite me! :finger: :finger:

and what about all the others besides shopping as I do admit we can be pretty bad sometimes (but not always!!) :angel: :D

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Haha! Bite me! :finger: :finger:

and what about all the others besides shopping as I do admit we can be pretty bad sometimes (but not always!!) :angel: :D

as I said ,scientific fact based on observing my wife..blame her!


Budget tyres..........a set of good tyres would outlive my car...poor old JISM...and they would probably be worth more than the car.But the same applies for premium tyres..........

starting lawnmowers...Why is it that women will pay 20 bucks a session to go to aerobics(call it "jumping up and down"and it seems awfully expensive!)when there's plenty of free exercise to be had in the garden?
And paying someone else to do it.........Auckland!!!!!

Originally posted by taranaki

starting lawnmowers...Why is it that women will pay 20 bucks a session to go to aerobics(call it "jumping up and down"and it seems awfully expensive!)when there's plenty of free exercise to be had in the garden?
And paying someone else to do it.........Auckland!!!!! Nah, it’s just smart! :D :D :D :D :D

Originally posted by darkness
yes but guys do all the other things best:apoke:

maybe.... but I have to say that women do the best things :licker:





...some of them do, anyway




....if you're really nice about it





:p

:D hahahahahaha

I just had some seriously dirty thoughts.

Originally posted by darkness


does that say something about your hubby?

Just that I have no desire to sit or stand around for hours on end dangling a bit of string in the water hoping a fish will bite it :finger: I'd much rather just go to the fish market :D

Originally posted by darkness
:D hahahahahaha

I just had some seriously dirty thoughts.


So did I .....Good job we're married.





















shame it's not to each other,though........:p

I'm not married, I'm a single bastard.

Originally posted by darkness
I'm not married, I'm a single bastard.

Just as well - I can only imagine how much trouble you'd cause if you were a double bastard, or (saints preserve us) a triple bastard









:finger:






sorry, I'm in a strange mood









(so what's new?)

:p :silly:

thats ok I found that quite funny.

Originally posted by moondog

Just as well - I can only imagine how much trouble you'd cause if you were a double bastard, or (saints preserve us) a triple bastard



And are you implying I'm a trouble-maker?:p

Originally posted by darkness



And are you implying I'm a trouble-maker?:p

you? never!!!! :p

:D :sun:

hahahahahahahaha (maniacal laughter)

Hold me i am scared! :eek:

Originally posted by 1989 DX R
Hold me i am scared! :eek:

Geez mate..you sound like a girl! Now get and mow the lawns!and stay away from dress shops!:p :p :p :p

So... Has any one found out about this... "Tat"

*Shakes his head at FTO* Leave it to you to come in and turn a thread into the war of the genders:flamer: :aug2:

Originally posted by Gonthrax
So... Has any one found out about this... "Tat"



here ya go.......

http://phrases.shu.ac.uk/bulletin_board/5/messages/1098.html

Lol:D Good job, I love it when people post sites to show the facts:p

Originally posted by Gonthrax
*Shakes his head at FTO* Leave it to you to come in and turn a thread into the war of the genders:flamer: :aug2: You guys just ask for it! :p :angel:

Originally posted by FTO Girl
You guys just ask for it! :p :angel:

and we get it, and we win!:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:

Originally posted by taranaki


and we get it, and we win!:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: NEVER!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

Hey FTO, I refuse to be included in this! I think that out of all the people I know, I'm the only one who isn't a total male chovonist(sp?) pig! But... sense I think that, it's probly wrong right?
Ahhhh I give up:bloated:

I'm not a male chauvinist pig.:p

Well thats good darkness:) The world needs more ppl like you and I... Well I donno, a few hundred me's running around would be kinda scary:eek:

starting lawnmowers...Why is it that women will pay 20 bucks a session to go to aerobics(call it "jumping up and down"and it seems awfully expensive!)when there's plenty of free exercise to be had in the garden?

there's also plenty of exercise to be found in the kitchen as well....






:D :D :D :D

i better go now....

Originally posted by hermunn123


there's also plenty of exercise to be found in the kitchen as well....


:D :D :D :D

i better go now....

Yikes! Thats a good way to get their panties in a bunch! :D

Originally posted by hermunn123


there's also plenty of exercise to be found in the kitchen as well....






:D :D :D :D

i better go now....


AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH that was hilarious! :D

go bake me a pie woman!! :D :D LOL!




but that's kinda how my mom is, she cooks a meal like everyday. It's kinda annoying, since she spens like most of her free time every day cooking
(that's how it should be though, hahahahahahahahah)

this is too funny :hehehe:

...once again, all the most famous chefs are men...one more thing we can do better :D:D

Peeing whilst 10 feet away from the John is most certainly useful!!! :D:D

And guys are SOOOO much better at shopping! I know what to get and where to get it before I leave the house, I go there, get it, pay, leave, and get back home with plenty of time left to play with the new gizmo. Women just say they're better at shopping because they enjoy it more....

But,dearest FTO girl,there is one thing that women definitely do better than men...........
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jelly wrestling:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

ohh ohh or gravy wrestling:cool: :D :D

Originally posted by SE-R WolfPac
ohh ohh or gravy wrestling:cool: :D :D :apuke: :apuke: :apuke:

Originally posted by SE-R WolfPac
ohh ohh or gravy wrestling:cool: :D :D


oh come on, thats just plain ass gross:apuke:


ewww














BUT its gotta be...Mud wrestling:licker: