pointles things leanred in college

feel free to add. here are some i just learend 15 min ago

1. Public saftey has a responce time of aroun 1 min or under
2. spray painting in your common room will set off the fire alarm and evacuate 2 or so buildings

At high school, they teach you to wash your hands after using the bathroom.

At university, they teach you not to piss on your hands in the first place.

There is usually "No Smoking" signs around some campus', but if you look around there is always people smoking.

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I'm not even gonna go there. :grinno: :lol2:

At high school, they teach you to wash your hands after using the bathroom.

At university, they teach you not to piss on your hands in the first place.



hey, you went to wollongong too??!?

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Dayna knows how to survive as a struggling student :thumbsup:

I'm not at uni yet, don't expect any wisdom from me. Come to think of it, don't expect any wisdom from me, ever.

Come to think of it, don't expect any wisdom from me, ever.

A wise man knows the limits of his knowledge, a Truely wise man knows how to expand them.



I learned that even stupid, and I mean really stupid people can get degrees.
Only a very limited number of subjects require any true intelligence, the rest you can get away with passing by only haveing a good memory.


Oh, and some lectures don't like having students who are smarter than they are, the ones that do don't care.

The one thats always the most eager to get some beer is usually the one who will end up getting you all busted for drinking/under age drinking.... stay away from that guy!

1. Public saftey has a responce time of aroun 1 min or under


did you press the on campus emergency help button too?

You can't drink until 4 AM and expect to have had breakfast, a shower and ave gotten dressed by 11 for ECON 130.


Otherwise everything in Law and Commerce is extremely relevant and I am certainly getting my moneys worth :D:D

i learn that fire alarms are ignored until someone in the science lab screams "fire"

I learned that the 'throwing up on a midget' story is still a funny one even thirteen years since it happened. :evillol:

What I've learned so far?

1. Super Nintendos are not vomit proof.

2. That's not lemonade sloshing on the floor of the elevator at 8AM. Watch your step and hold your nose.

3. The chance of a fire alarm being pulled at 4 in the morning is directly relative to the amount of drunk hockey players on your floor.

4. It's not what time your schedule says your class is at, it's when you fucking feel like coming in.

5. Channel 56 is scrambled porno.

Hmmm....my four years in college I have learned a couple of things....

1. The campus police phone number is 392-JERK (how ironic is that?)

2. That filling a trash can up with water and tilting it onto someone's door then knocking and running away, just to watch them open the door and the trash can fall into there room.....Not such a good idea. HAHA

3. That pushing EVERY blue light on campus at once makes the police station go CRAZY! (Blue lights are little posts that have an intercom system with the campus fuzz if you need a shuttle or help or something like that.)

4. That jumping off your balcony in an attempt to escape RAs just makes them more mad.

5. Using your water balloon launcher to launch four D batteries (taped together) out your sixth floor window makes a dent in the pavement.

6. And last...if you ever get bored there is always the opportunity to go out and purchase a small fish tank and you and your friends each buy a BETA fish (fighting fish) and put them all in the tank and have a battle royale...

I've learned that if you're on the far bedroom asleep when a fire alarm goes off at 3 in the morning... then the RA's won't attempt to wake your ass up and get you outside. hehehe... loved sleeping through one.

How do those fish actually fight? We were going to et a couple (actually just put two in a cup at the pet store) and see it but we never had the confidence and the pet store guy was watching. I'm curious to see what they do though? They don't have teeth or anytihng do they?


Things I learned in Uni;

Mannequins are expensive, don't steal them.

It takes 431 newspapers to fill your average sized dorm room.

It takes 2 hours to clean those papers up.

'Axe' (the body spray) fights do more damage than fun.

No hour for anything is considered 'too late'.

Throwing honey mustard packets will result in stains on your clothes.
The fire escape stairs make excellent bathrooms.
Drinking with the RA, then blackmailing them because they allowed you to drink is a good way to get your way.
Shopping carts are good for late night beer runs.
Throwing a laptop out the window will result in it breaking.

3. That pushing EVERY blue light on campus at once makes the police station go CRAZY! (Blue lights are little posts that have an intercom system with the campus fuzz if you need a shuttle or help or something like that.)

6. And last...if you ever get bored there is always the opportunity to go out and purchase a small fish tank and you and your friends each buy a BETA fish (fighting fish) and put them all in the tank and have a battle royale...

3. i knew there were more than just 2 people that have pushed the buttons to see what happens!

6. its better to go to wally world (walmart) and take certain fish out that like to eat paticular fist and put them in the same tank... or chinese fighting fish, get drunk and watch that once!!! :rofl:

Tip: don't launch water balloons at random people in parking lots, especially those that don't look 7', 300 lb from 100 yards away :-D

- Nathan

box of magnums and a halloween costume=$26

2 kegs of beer, and 1 bottle of Jim Beam=$100

Trick or Treating at the girls dorms=$pricless:0

Uni chicks are hot :D

I learned:

Always test depth BEFORE diving. (Some drunk dove into the campus pond one night and snapped his neck)

Police officers do not particularly enjoy a good snowball fight.

When a campus shuttle driver gets out of the bus to yell at kids throwing snowballs at the bus, things only get worse.

Naked Slip and Slide down the dorm hallway is the sport of kings.

Things I learned in college....Well,I never sent to higher education,so it's more things 'I learned about college'.

The average IT graduate earns less than I do.

Do not attempt to clank someones beer when your bottle isn't even open. I observed somebody do this. It results in their bottle shattering sending beer all over everyone around them.

Campus security dont like it when you make snow penis's on the front lawn, or on the roof after they yell at you for having them on the lawn hehee