New tax for men...

NEW TAX EFFECTIVE
JAN. 1, 2004: PENIS TAX

The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.

This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it's hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it's hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole.

It has two dependents, but they're nuts.

Effective January 1, 2004, penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10"-12" Luxury Tax 8"-10" Pole Tax 5" - 8" Privilege Tax 4" - 5" Nuisance Tax Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!

Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?


:icon16: :disappoin :loser:

:lol2: Best..ever...:lol2::lol2::lol2:

:lol2: :lol2: I guess in this case its good I can't get a refund. :lol: :lol2:

I've enjoyed reading this every year for the last few decades :p

It one of the best :lol:

hahaha, good one

HaHa Thats funny shit.. :lol2: The best laugh Ive had all day.. Thanks!! :rofl:
-Jimmy

uhhh.... where do I file for the ext... you mean I can't..... aww shit......

heard it before but still good :lol:

:lol2: This joke still makes me laugh.

lol.. this joke doesn't come up short

Cool...I'll be getting a refund.

















Er...maybe I shouldn't have posted this...

:rofl: