Turtlewax port polish?? What?!?

Thought i'd share this with you guys since I altmost died laughing while talking to a friend of mine earlier.

Him: Im thinking of doing a port polish
Me: Oh really? (kinda interested at this point, kid knows nothing about cars and doesn't take care of his at all, sickens me)
Him: Yea whats the best brand for that?
Me: What do you mean?
Him: Like turtlewax or zano stuff..
Me: Your joking right?
Him: I dunno about this stuff whats the best kind
Me: Just don't talk about cars, ever, please

He always does this and its getting to be rather annoying, he'll talk to me for hours about his car that he take care of, his oil light came on once and he insisted that it wasnt a problem yet. He'll also ask me why "my car sounds like this" and make noises like squeaky brakes, its pretty sad. :loser:

:loser: :loser: :loser:

Tell him if he wants to polish his ports to use a polish made for maritime applications.

He deserves every bit of dumb advice he gets.

HAHAHAHHA!!!!!1 :loser: :loser: :lol2: :lol2:

so, which one is the best? turtlewax? I'll try it out tomorrow and let everyone know how it goes.

//look at tread and leaves quiety// :disappoin:shakehead:loser:

Good lord, if that was one here that could've just about won the worst post contest.