General Question

:dunno: How does one become a Mod? Just a simple question from a newbie.

You are clubbed on the head with a rotten deer leg and then you must eat the socks of poor railroad workers who work in unsanitary conditions in the local sewer plant! Then you must let 5 angry midgets treat you like their prison bitch until you can no longer apply your own lipstick.


After that, you must consume 17 giant cicadas with a gallon of spoiled mayonnaise mixed with the urine of 8 angry bobcats.


I think.

You are clubbed on the head with a rotten deer leg and then you must eat the socks of poor railroad workers who work in unsanitary conditions in the local sewer plant! Then you must let 5 angry midgets treat you like their prison bitch until you can no longer apply your own lipstick.
After that, you must consume 17 giant cicadas with a gallon of spoiled mayonnaise mixed with the urine of 8 angry bobcats.
I think.

Or the simpler way just don't ask about it and wait until your contacted if they see your fit for the job.

The mayonnaise I had wasn't spoiled.....

The mayonnaise I had wasn't spoiled.....
You got lucky because you drive a Subaru. :sunglasse

Become Moppie's bitch.

One of the midgets is really just a short person.

You get selected for several different attributes, but they are all different, so we have a mixture.

J_swigz, for example, is a nice, friendly mod, etc etc

However, with Yogs we just grabbed him, jumbled him into a black van, sped off and made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

:Shakes head @ the question: quietly locks door on way out.