Sick joke!!!! (Grown-up taste...)

title says it all :apuke: :apuke:

:hehe:

It's 3am, and the man is driving his brand new BMW M3 CSI down the M1
at 240km/h. He's two minutes away from home when he sees a car on the
side of the road, on its roof, and flames all around.
There's no one else in the area, his cellphone reception is dead, so
he stops his car. Sure enough, there's a beautiful woman in the car,
but she's bleeding to death. The guy reckons "screw it" and rushes
home to fetch a blanket. He gets back, puts the blanket on the back
seat of his M3, and puts the woman on the blanket. He then rushes her
to the hospital.
Six months she lies in the hospital, and he is with her every day and
every night. He donates blood to keep her alive. Eventually, she
recovers fully, and they get married.
Life is cool for a few years, until one day she gets fed up and
decides to leave him. His love of money is obvious, and she feels like
a trophy wife.
As she comes down the stairs, struggling with her two suitcases, she
reaches into her pocket for the keys to the Jaguar. Sure enough, he
stops her before she reaches the door, and asks "What are you doing?"
"I'm leaving you," she says.
"Oh really, and how are you going to leave? The keys in your hand are
for the Jaguar I paid for. It's my car. You're not taking it
anywhere."
"Fine," she says, and throws the keys at him.
"And those bulging suitcases? The clothes you're wearing? Everything,
I've paid for. They are my suitcases and my clothes. You're not taking
them anywhere."
"Fine," she says, and throws the suitcases at him. She strips down
completely and throws her clothes at him too.
"And the blood in your body? I sat with you for six months in the
hospital. You know half of the blood is mine. You're not going
anywhere."
She whips out her tampon and says "I'll pay you back in monthly
instalments."

I'm not even sure if I should post a reply! :eek:

:D :p :hehehe::hehe:

Rags that was brilliant but not so sure a proper place to post that one! Needed a bit of a warning hehheehe

blech! :apuke: :D:D

it's not for grown up taste, it's just sick! lol

Ewwwwww :eek: :apuke:

That's pushing it a bit,but then most people here know what to expect I guess................:D :D :D :D

Sorry guys, I'm gonna have to laugh, I mean common, its funny... I guess. Mby I'm just a sick twisted man, lol:alien:

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :lol: :lol:

:apuke: :hehehe: :apuke: :hehehe:

:hehe: :hehe: that was a pretty good joke :D

:flipa:

That was shocking....but i had a good laugh :p

:eek::lol2::D

that's a funny one:D