translate this please

ok, someone emailed me this. I have no idea what it says:

hello you know your you gave to an advice to somebody in automotiveforums I I have east problem my automovil ignites single when this cold group of people a few miles and soon when I want to ignite it I cannot but the starter engine (Star) this good I have changed ignition to him coil, fuel pump relay, rotor, that but I can do

any ideas?

Well, for starters if it was from AF there must have been details as to who it was from?

this person must have been drunk:sly:
if not then.. someone is confused:grinno:...not making much sense:biggrin:

ey atleast u didnt get an e-mail like I did that said that they like my tushi. It was from AF also..

um... I take it his engine isnt firing, and he has changed the parts....

i think it says:
"I am santa claus who likes to fly kites in the summer with one golve on. This is while my dog is searching for a Red Lobster nearby the dump over on Cherry lane. Who else likes to rollerskate in the clouds while combing their hair with pencils?"

thats what i got out of it. yes, i have had a few tonight...

car won't start when the engine has warmed up, has replaced the mentioned parts. still does not work, and he doesn't have a clue.

Either that or it is someone's twisted way of saying you have a nice tushi..... :lol2:

I put it into www.world.babelfish.com (http://www.world.babelfish.com/) and tried to translate it.
I got an error message.....

2stroke on the beers again :rolleyes: :thefinger

Maybe I'm my imagination is running away with me or something but I have a theory.

There was recently posted here another jibberishy nonsense type email given to an AF member, I think that it is a new form of adware, that is probably on your computer right now, it scavenges info pertaining to you (from the sites you visit etc.)and send you an email with many key phrases pertaining to the information it has collected etc.

email it back and see if you get more spam.

Maybe I'm my imagination is running away with me or something but I have a theory.

There was recently posted here another jibberishy nonsense type email given to an AF member, I think that it is a new form of adware, that is probably on your computer right now, it scavenges info pertaining to you (from the sites you visit etc.)and send you an email with many key phrases pertaining to the information it has collected etc.

email it back and see if you get more spam.
You mean the email Ci5ic got?

2stroke on the beers again :rolleyes: :thefinger

Yep must've knocked back a few dozen ones, cause I don't remember typing that. Or, gosh, could it be that stupid typing robot? :loser:

Err.... I dont get it. Could be a monkey in hold of a computer :rolleyes:

Maybe I'm my imagination is running away with me or something but I have a theory.

There was recently posted here another jibberishy nonsense type email given to an AF member, I think that it is a new form of adware, that is probably on your computer right now, it scavenges info pertaining to you (from the sites you visit etc.)and send you an email with many key phrases pertaining to the information it has collected etc.

email it back and see if you get more spam.


That has to be the most clever stupid idea ever.

P']Err.... I dont get it. Could be a monkey in hold of a computer :rolleyes:


Or a Holden technician.. :p

:bananadie

Oi!

this might clear things up
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=215370

and if not that one, then this one will
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=7153

For goodness sake grow up,kicker. :rolleyes:

for goodness sakes naki, put a space between commas and the next word.

click here for extra gayness (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=63715&page=1&pp=15)

click here for extra gayness (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=63715&page=1&pp=15)


:lol: Got you there kicker!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

can't get any better than that :D

looks like a non-native speaker to english... look at the way the word order is screwed up, and also how he says you and your right next to each other... hmmm wonder if thats what I sound like when i speak german???? hope not...

Or a Holden technician.. :p

:bananadie
More likely a Holden engineer :eek:

looks like a non-native speaker to english... look at the way the word order is screwed up, and also how he says you and your right next to each other... hmmm wonder if thats what I sound like when i speak german???? hope not...

I have to agree with that. English is one of the few languages that has the sentences start with nouns. If you translated a spanish sentence word for word, directly into english, it would sounds fucked up. I think what happened here is something like that.

Maybe :loser:

But it lives in Virginia!?!? Maybe it's one of those rare non english-speaking rednecks.

There are such things as English speaking rednecks???? Who would have thought

There are such things as English speaking rednecks???? Who would have thought

An English dialect, i.e. babble and drool, gibberish, southern.