The radar trap...

While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e. 18 kph over the limit),
I passed over a bridge, only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side, lying in wait.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
patronising smirk we all know and love, asked me, "What's your hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah?" asked the cop, "what do
you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what exactly does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work
my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole
hand in, I work side to side until I can get both
hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."

Traffic Ticket: $95.00
Court Costs: $435.00
The Look on the Cop's Face:
PRICELESS!!!

After the other jokes, I had such high hopes... :p

ewww. Not a joke for "visual thinkers".

still a good one, but a repost.

I think it was just posted about 2 weeks ago

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Pretty ballsy for getting pulled over. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Haha, heard many of these type of jokes before. Still funny! :smile:

Heard of the joke before but its still funny. :lol:

that one was in the "car jokes" forum. Funny there, funny here

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Yep :smile: