The Lost Chapter Of Genesis

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.




So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone
to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it
would be a woman.




He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.




She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement. She will praise you!




She will bear your children.




and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.




"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."




Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"





God replied, "An arm and a leg."




Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"




Of course the rest is history

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you...

that will be the day. stupid Adam

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Can i go ahead and give up the arm now to fix my wife?

"What can I get for a rib" :lol:

lol

Funny :grinno: :lol:

LOL! I need to remember that one...

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:eek7: How did that happen?

Who gives up only one rib, the bastard could at least have spared two.

I would give an arm and a leg for that lol