Proverbs (repost?)
YogsVR4
01-11-2002, 05:35 PM
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
enginerd
01-11-2002, 05:40 PM
I've seen those before, buy I still laugh like a schoolgirl everytime I read it.
RazorGTR
01-11-2002, 05:59 PM
Hahaha Yogs man you come up with cool stuff... You and KB
Rich
01-11-2002, 06:02 PM
:hehe: :hehe:
Classic!!
Classic!!
emadboy200
01-11-2002, 06:25 PM
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
my favorite quote :D
my favorite quote :D
primera man
01-12-2002, 06:52 AM
hahahahah....i like them all !!! :p :D :frog:
RazorGTR
01-12-2002, 07:00 AM
I have actually written a few of them down and plan on using them at work hahaha
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