A letter to Mom...

Here's something to keep things in perspective...
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling
hands:
Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we
will be very happy in his trailer in the woods.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of
my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and
we'll be growing it for us and his friends,
who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may
want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just
wanted to show
you that there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my desk drawer...I love you!

That's going to save my ass.

LMAO....oh shit. NICE! :iceslolan

:screwy: I didn't find that too funny.

Didn't I just see this around here a couple days ago?

:screwy: I didn't find that too funny.
It's geared more towards the parent point of view; thanks for sharing your opinion.

I could use that... well, without the whole pregnancy thing.

Yeah...definitely using that it's...minus the fact I'm not a girl. :rolleyes:

lol

I could use that... well, without the whole pregnancy thing.

Just throw in something about the sex change infront of it to get the full effect. :evillol: :smokin:

That would've been more helpful if I'd seen it over a year ago :(

That is precisely why I thank God every night that I have boys.
With a boy you worry about one prick. With a girl you worry about all of them.

It's geared more towards the parent point of view; thanks for sharing your opinion.
lol, yea I know. But viewing it from my moms perspective she probably would have died from a heartattack. She freaks out.

I hope I didn't sound like an ass. Sorry if I did.