Bad knock-knock jokes...

Knock, knock
Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH!
Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH who?
Actually, I’m here for Jones in #D1 but I need to take a monster crap and I hate to kill and THEN use the bathroom, you know? Its rude and the other way around, well it ruins my dramatic entrance. So…
You want to use my toilet?
Yeah?
Go right ahead.
Got anything to read?
Just the crossword.
You finished it.
Sorry?
Hold my scythe.
Hey! Don’t forget to light a match.




Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who
Don’t get so upset, crybaby!
What?
Ha! Ha! I made you say “boo-hoo”
You’re a real idiot.



Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Sorry, wrong door.
Okay.
:disappoin :screwy:

Knock, Knock
Come in.

knock knock
whos there
interrupting cow
interrupting co--- MOOO

knock knock
whos there
interrupting cow
interrupting co--- MOOO

hahahhaha fuck I don't what it is about that joke but I'm laughin at it which is funny :lol2:

:lol:

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Go fuck yourself

LMAO at the first one!!!

*stares questionably*

What happened Tonio???

*stares questionably*

What happened Tonio???

Now that was funny