10 Reasons to Date a Paintballer..........

I hope this wasnt shown already

Ten Reasons To Date A Painballer (This is directed to females only)

1. We like to get Down & Dirty
2. We can shoot as many as 100 rounds w/o getting tired
3. We always wear protection
4. Our barrels are atleast 10 inches long
5. We always use lube
6. We love to shoot the sweetspot
7. We are good with our fingers
8. We never shoot blanks
9. We are rich
10. We love getting aggresive


:)

that is wonderful.
everyone who plays paintball is rich?

naw i'm poor but i play paintball, i just don't shoot like a rich dude (some rich kids come with 2000 paintballs a game, that's about $60 a day, b/c all they do is fire paintballs everywhere even if there is no clear shot)

and as far as aggressiveness most ppl i play with just hide and keep their cover, and pop their head out and shoot a few shots. I usually rush out to get a better angle and try to shoot their ass out

im not rich at all... but i do paintball with about 2000 rounds each time i go. which is like once every couple'a weeks and just save what i dont shoot. infact im gonna be in a tounrament in a couple weeks and im hopin my team does good but we'll see.

and that list is killer :naughty:

DAMN YOU GUYS........ dont ruin it :uhoh:

this is just sad :disappoin

That was hilarious!!!


Oh, not the thread, my mate here at work just cracked a joke....

I thought that was funny! :iceslolan

That was hilarious!!!


Oh, not the thread, my mate here at work just cracked a joke....
at least something about this thread was funny :lol:

I didnt really post it as a joke, just as a fact :naughty:

Paintball blows.

Airsoft rules.

Unless you freeze your paintballs!!

I like your reasons but I still refuse to date paintballers.

What about F1-ball-ers????

I'm not allowed to reply to your posts coz it always jacks threads and I get in trouble with Toksin not that this was a good thread in the first place.

Ohhhh, well, we better keep it nice. F1.Ball is the round we use in our assault rifles. :D

can you bring me one?

A round? or a rifle? No, I can bring you a gun though. ;)


*think Full Metal jacket.

i want a 6 shooter.

Mine is a 33 shooter.

30 round mag which CAN fit 32, and i in the chamber. But thats dodgy. Rate of fire is like this --> *pulls trigger *brrtrtrtrtrtrtr* empty.

stop now or you will both be banned.

In a POLITE way, fuck off. Stop now? As fitting with your warning? have you realised these were ALL done before the warning?

And WTF is wrong with this one? paintball to weaponry in a "joke" thread. valium, might help, calm down.

before the warning or not, i'm just telling you to stop now. you're a long-standing member Gavin, and i have nothing against you. i thought you would know better. i don't want you to be banned because of something stupid like this, so cut it out man.

and telling me to fuck off, polite or not, is not a good idea when your ass is already on the line.

ugh. nevermind. this thread was dead anyways.