Riddle Me This!!!
Damien
04-08-2004, 11:31 AM
What has a neck and no head???
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What does the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
it's all I got for now...just wanted to make this quick! :D
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What does the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
it's all I got for now...just wanted to make this quick! :D
Atomis27
04-08-2004, 11:37 AM
What has a neck and no head???
A bottle?
A bottle?
BP2K2Max
04-08-2004, 11:52 AM
What does the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
:D
their high potential to be shitty? (assuming you're talking star trek)
:D
their high potential to be shitty? (assuming you're talking star trek)
whttrshpunk
04-08-2004, 01:12 PM
A bottle
They both attack klingons(cling-ons) ? Yeah star trek is gay
They both attack klingons(cling-ons) ? Yeah star trek is gay
Steel
04-08-2004, 01:27 PM
Hey now! Star Trek kicks ass.
jon@af
04-08-2004, 01:50 PM
Hey now! Star Trek kicks ass.
...:lol2:....
It's okay Steel, we'll not chastise you TOO much for being a trekkie. So, tell me, are there a lot of babes at the conventions?
...:lol2:....
It's okay Steel, we'll not chastise you TOO much for being a trekkie. So, tell me, are there a lot of babes at the conventions?
Atomis27
04-08-2004, 01:53 PM
When is a door not a door?
jon@af
04-08-2004, 02:02 PM
When is a door not a door?
When it's a window?
When it's a window?
goat_launcher
04-08-2004, 02:29 PM
Keep dissin' Star Trek and I'll bring up your collection of Tellitubbie bedsheets :loser:
BEDWETTER!!!!!! :grinno:
BEDWETTER!!!!!! :grinno:
Atomis27
04-08-2004, 03:26 PM
When it's a window?
Not quite, but try again. :grinno:
Not quite, but try again. :grinno:
Psman32@af
04-08-2004, 03:40 PM
whats wrong with star trek? other then the new series......
deadlight
04-08-2004, 07:03 PM
When is a door not a door?
when it is ajar. ;)
when it is ajar. ;)
ci5ic
04-09-2004, 03:02 AM
TP and the enterprise both hang around Uranus and wipe out Klingons...
Hardy harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. :grinno:
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
Hardy harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. :grinno:
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
carrrnuttt
04-09-2004, 03:29 AM
TP and the enterprise both hang around Uranus and wipe out Klingons...
Hardy harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. :grinno:
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
There's one less drunk. http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/icon16.gif
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Hardy harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. :grinno:
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
There's one less drunk. http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/icon16.gif
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet?
ci5ic
04-09-2004, 04:01 AM
There's one less drunk. http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/icon16.gif
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Um... just a guess, but 11?
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Um... just a guess, but 11?
zebrathree
04-09-2004, 06:35 AM
Yeah, 11.
Atomis27
04-09-2004, 08:56 AM
when it is ajar. ;)
Very good!
Now,
No sooner spoken then broken. What is it?
Very good!
Now,
No sooner spoken then broken. What is it?
slave
04-09-2004, 10:19 AM
I thought it was 24 because E.T went home.
BP2K2Max
04-09-2004, 11:57 AM
Very good!
Now,
No sooner spoken then broken. What is it?
silence?
Now,
No sooner spoken then broken. What is it?
silence?
eversio11
04-09-2004, 12:03 PM
how many dirty, stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Suislide
04-09-2004, 12:42 PM
how many dirty, stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1 dirty stinking ape to screw in the lightbulb, and 12 dirty stinking apes to throw feces at each other. *peter griffin laugh*
1 dirty stinking ape to screw in the lightbulb, and 12 dirty stinking apes to throw feces at each other. *peter griffin laugh*
Atomis27
04-09-2004, 02:04 PM
silence?
Correct!
Lighter than a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What is it?
Correct!
Lighter than a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What is it?
Porsche
04-09-2004, 02:46 PM
The star trek one was that they both have Captain's logs.
The answer to yours Atomis27 is: his breath.
An oldie if you've seen Die Hard, but I still like it;
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, every wive had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kittens, how many of us were going to St. Ives?
The answer to yours Atomis27 is: his breath.
An oldie if you've seen Die Hard, but I still like it;
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, every wive had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kittens, how many of us were going to St. Ives?
Atomis27
04-09-2004, 03:43 PM
Just you.
Out of the eater came forth meat, out of the strong came sweetness.
Out of the eater came forth meat, out of the strong came sweetness.
Atomis27
04-09-2004, 03:54 PM
And another:
There is a thing that nothing is, and yet it has a name.
It's sometimes tall and sometimes short,
joins our talk and joins our sport,
and plays at every game.
What is it?
There is a thing that nothing is, and yet it has a name.
It's sometimes tall and sometimes short,
joins our talk and joins our sport,
and plays at every game.
What is it?
Raz_Kaz
04-28-2004, 02:20 PM
Correct!
Lighter than a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What is it?
Air?
Lighter than a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What is it?
Air?
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