The Vacuum Business Sucks
tonioseven
04-04-2004, 07:18 PM
One day a new vacuum salesman is going door-to-door in a new neighborhood. The salesman goes and knocks on a door. A mean looking woman answers but the salesman decided to go ahead and try to sell her a vacuum.
Before she can say a word, the man walks right in and drops cow patties on her floor. Then he says, ''Ma'am, just to show you how good my vacuum works, if it can not pick up every last piece of these cow patties I will eat them.''
The woman smiles and asks, ''You want ketchup with that?''
The salesman not understanding inquires, ''Why do you ask?''
The woman replies after wiping the tears of laughter from her eyes, ''Well we just moved in and haven't got the electricity turned on yet.'''
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Before she can say a word, the man walks right in and drops cow patties on her floor. Then he says, ''Ma'am, just to show you how good my vacuum works, if it can not pick up every last piece of these cow patties I will eat them.''
The woman smiles and asks, ''You want ketchup with that?''
The salesman not understanding inquires, ''Why do you ask?''
The woman replies after wiping the tears of laughter from her eyes, ''Well we just moved in and haven't got the electricity turned on yet.'''
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ROB3000GTVR4
04-04-2004, 07:51 PM
:lol: good one tonio. :rofl:
Oz
04-04-2004, 07:57 PM
:lol2: Nice one bruvva.
Damien
04-04-2004, 08:55 PM
*stares questionably*
KustmAce
04-04-2004, 09:00 PM
hehe...
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-Davo
04-05-2004, 09:00 AM
haha i like that one.
HogieGT-R
04-05-2004, 09:03 AM
ohh man that's friggin great :lol: :lol:
goat_launcher
04-05-2004, 10:40 AM
good one.
YogsVR4
04-05-2004, 11:10 AM
:lol: Thanks for that one Tonio!
speediva
04-05-2004, 11:25 AM
hahaha, Tonio, you're the BESTEST!!! :lol2:
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