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2nd attempt at humor


nubiannupe
01-09-2002, 09:47 AM
Ok, let's try this again:

DISCLAIMER - The following joke is, in no way, shape, or form, an intent to discredit, abuse, or embarrass women at all. The view expressed by the same joke is not representative of the opinion of Automotive Forums or the person who posted it. The purpose of this joke is for amusement purposes only, and the individual posting it apologizes if any women, men, or Mustangs doing 65 mph are offended in any way. Thanks for your time and attention.


Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane.

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone!:eek:

SickLude
01-09-2002, 12:26 PM
the disclamer was funnier than the joke

:(

kris
01-09-2002, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by SickLude
the disclamer was funnier than the joke

:(


Hehehe, true. :hehe:

TriStateGuy
01-16-2002, 01:29 PM
I thought that was pretty good :hehe:

was I the only one?

YogsVR4
01-16-2002, 01:34 PM
As pervayer of bad jokes - I can say this one would have fit right in. I liked the first attempt better. :)

Judge
01-16-2002, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by TriStateGuy


was I the only one?
yes :D:)

Heep
01-16-2002, 03:39 PM
Lol, soo true :D:D:D

TriStateGuy
01-16-2002, 05:11 PM
:flipa: :finger:
:p ;) :) :D
j/k

emadboy200
01-16-2002, 05:18 PM
it was ok. :toothless

ragt20
01-16-2002, 05:25 PM
like that disclaimer...may have to borrow it some time for some of my posts :lol2:

primera man
01-19-2002, 05:54 AM
LOL...That was good :D :D

Twist
01-19-2002, 12:20 PM
It was pretty cool. His avatar is much better, tho!

CamaroGirl86
01-19-2002, 01:52 PM
It was ok...the disclaimer was good :D

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