This is so nasty..
Ricochet
03-30-2004, 12:08 PM
but f'in hilarious. This was on www.bodybuilding.com but the admins erased it.
Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.
Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.
Porsche
03-30-2004, 12:20 PM
LOL, but :puke: nothing like excrememnt to liven up th bedroom romance.
BP2K2Max
03-30-2004, 12:26 PM
anyone ever see the movie "train spotting"?
tonioseven
03-30-2004, 12:55 PM
:spit::lol::lol::lol::lol:
TexasF355F1
03-30-2004, 12:56 PM
:lol2: What a dumbshit. It's not like she doesn't know his name or what frat he's in. His name is gonna be 'shit' from now on. That's hillarious.
Ricochet
03-30-2004, 12:59 PM
:lol2: What a dumbshit. It's not like she doesn't know his name or what frat he's in. His name is gonna be 'shit' from now on. That's hillarious.
He wiped it on her ass to make her think she was the one who shat all over the bed.
He wiped it on her ass to make her think she was the one who shat all over the bed.
TexasF355F1
03-30-2004, 01:10 PM
He wiped it on her ass to make her think she was the one who shat all over the bed.
Yea I know, but I'm not so sure how well that worked. That's just disgusting.
Yea I know, but I'm not so sure how well that worked. That's just disgusting.
goat_launcher
03-30-2004, 01:16 PM
The dude shit himself while sleeping? only babies and old dudes so that. :screwy: That guy has got issues with his sphincter valve, or else the story is :bs:
IntegraBoy2003
03-30-2004, 01:51 PM
Ohh my gawd, lol what a dumb ass fucker
chicago_guy
03-30-2004, 04:21 PM
:rofl: Hahahahaha...at least the guy was somewhat creative.
ROB3000GTVR4
03-30-2004, 04:32 PM
Now thats some NASTY SHIT!!! But funny too :lol:
deadlight
03-30-2004, 05:07 PM
Already posted and locked.
TerminalVelocity
03-30-2004, 06:32 PM
:useless:
KIDDING! :icon16:
KIDDING! :icon16:
jon@af
03-30-2004, 07:15 PM
Wow. that's pretty sick.
KustmAce
03-30-2004, 08:54 PM
Thats pretty icky:lol:
Damien
03-30-2004, 09:42 PM
That's just wrong!!! He may have ahd a good thing w/ a pretty hot chick and he just messed it up!!! :screwy:
damir831
03-30-2004, 10:38 PM
Haha, that's some funny shit! I only shitted my pans one time while I was asleep...
HogieGT-R
03-30-2004, 11:18 PM
i feel sorry for her, but lmao!!!:rofl::rofl:
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