Are people trying to kill me?!

alright...been pissed about this one all day, probably need anger management, but that's for another day.
anyways, here's the story:
driving into school in rush hour so it's obviously a bitch. i'm in the middle of 3 lanes and i go by the last exit before the turn off for another interstate. the only lane to get on the interstate is the left lane and the on ramp is 1/2 down the road on the right, so it's not uncommon to get cut off there. so this bitch in a Saturn cuts me off really bad (probably missed my by no more than 3 feet) and hits the brakes. so i'm pissed but i'm thinking she'll get over to the left lane so i'm not extrodinarily pissed, but kinda. so i go along and she doesn't go onto 271 (other interstate) so now i'm pretty pissed because she came REALLY close to hitting me, driving slow as hell and she didn't get over meaning she had no reason to cut me off. so i go along and the two north lanes from 271 merge with the two lanes of I-90 to form a 4 lane freeway so i cut to the 2nd lane on the left to get around her. so when my front tire is by her back tire she starts coming into my lane. i honk and she keeps on coming. so now i gotta swerve into the other lane or slam on the brakes and pray that the guy tailgating me doesn't hit me. i decide to swerve over and i look as i'm moving over and holy shit! there's a car there! so i gotta slam on the brakes and dive back into my lane so as not to completely destroy me and the accord next to me. so by some miracle i do that and nobody gets hit. by now i wanna just jump outta my car and shoot her or something. so i wait for the accord to go by give him the "sorry i'm a retard" wave and pull behind him. then i pull up next to the dumbass that's trying to kill me and give her the "YOU FUCKING IDIOT" look and i get in return the "what's going on?" look. so i kinda wave my hand in anger and get the "wasn't me look" so by now i'm about a mile away from my exit so i just floored it and got off and i've been pissed off about it all day. by some miracle i'm not dead and my car is in good shape.

now the big question...HOW IN THE HELL TO THESE IDIOTS GET THEIR DAMN LICENSES?!?!?

So you cut over into another lane without first checking your blind spot and mirrors to see if there is a car there then bitch about the person that did the same to you?

So in reality you're asking how you got your licence?
Surely you must know that?

i bitch about the person doing the same fucking thing to me because if i didn't move over as quickly as i did then there's a 3 car pile up (she hits me into the accord and there you have it...another wreck). if i don't move and look at the same time, there's absolutely no chance of avoiding a wreck.
the other part that pisses me off is that she did it twice in two miles.
the other part that pisses me off is that she had no idea what the hell just happened.
and i could go on and on all day, but bottom line is if i do take the two second to check my blind spot AND THEN move, then i have a fucked up car and i take the shit for wrecking the accord.
thats why i got my license...if i didn't know how to drive, my car wouldn't be in the shape it is now.

Surely the first time she cut over on you would have been a warning to you?

get a truck.

Better yet, get a semi.

Surely the first time she cut over on you would have been a warning to you?

EXACTLY!!! that's why i changed lanes. i wanted to get around her before she could cause any more damage. unfortunately it didn't work that way.

i would do the whole semi thing but stopping in rush hour would be a bitch with the semi...otherwise, there'd be one in my driveway right now

i would do the whole semi thing but stopping in rush hour would be a bitch with the semi...otherwise, there'd be one in my driveway right now

If you're driving a semi, why stop? :icon16:

how fast were you going when she got 3 feet from you? here in kansas city, people are goin bout 70-75 and we are getting 3 feet from eachother when we are changing lanes. it must be different where you live. but yeah, i hear ya on how some people got their liscense, the stupid things people do.

Drive in Montreal.... you'd LOVE it!!

Better yet, get a semi.
Why stop at semi? Get a tank.

so then we can start another couple of threads about high gas prices and people running us off the roads in there suv :screwy:

Don't think I'll be going to Ohio anytime soon cause ya'll got some crazy ass drivers and I thought texas drivers were crazy

Get a clue.

get bent

Why stop at semi? Get a tank.

Why stop at a semi? Get a aircraft carrier with wagon wheels on it.

Stupid people are everywhere.This has nothing to do with driving.When I was 16 I worked at Burger King.A lady came through the drive-thru.She said "can I have a whopper value meal?",The cashier replied"would you like cheese on that?".She replied"I just want a fucking whopper meal,how fucking hard can that be!!!"So,she pulls up in her brand new Mercedes.She asked the cashier in a straight face"Do you guys sell wine here??".My point is,God did not dish out brains equally.Some cups are half empty,some are half full.

its not the fact that she missed me in cutting me off by 3 feet that REALLY pissed me off. its the fact that in trying to make up for her idiocy that i almost managed to cause another wreck. basically i'm pissed that i was forced into the situation where i had to look as i was moving over (instead of looking before moving over).

and i am aware of the raging stupidness in the world. i used to work in the grocery store. i could tell stupid people stories all day. i'm just pissed that we let these jackasses on the road.

i agree with you. i dont get mad at people unless they do two stupid stuff in a row. but one of the stupidest things i have seen on the interstate is a woman on a cell phone doing her makeup and driving with her knees.

I am a dick, and people always piss me off on the high way, little immuture kids with their old ass 1988 Corsicas with rice muffler, fly by me, put the car in nutral and VROOOM VROOOOOM, That shit makes me want to kick their ass, but I am better than that, I hate to piss people off, but I always get it because I drive a Honda, and I am sure that many people will agree, that usually one is not the instagator it is ususaly the dicks that fly by ya

i agree with you. i dont get mad at people unless they do two stupid stuff in a row. but one of the stupidest things i have seen on the interstate is a woman on a cell phone doing her makeup and driving with her knees.

How about a guy trying to balance a cell phone on his shoulder, smoking a cigarette with his left hand and trying to write something with his right hand? Don't ask me how he was steering, I didn't want to look :uhoh:

How about a guy trying to balance a cell phone on his shoulder, smoking a cigarette with his left hand and trying to write something with his right hand? Don't ask me how he was steering, I didn't want to look :uhoh:

but mine was a woman :p

Try this one, funny as hell, driving on the freeway a very old guy probably around his 80's driving a cadillac escalade with some big rims (20's somewhere around there) with the little spinners on it while eating popcorn or crakcker jacks or something like that with his left hand while reading the newspaper with his right with a lolipop in his mouth with some dark sunglasses on a clousy day, OMG if only I had my camera with me, I was laughing the whole way.

Yes.
People are, in fact, trying to kill you.