Wha?!?!?!

ok. somebody want to explain what the hell is going on here?!
in the past week i've seen 3 mid-90's chevy cavaliers driving around. first two had the usual body kit airplane wing and fart can on em. so today i'm in a parking lot and i see one with the tail light cover so it looks like a skyline and 800 stickers all over the damn car. but it had NOTHING other then that. stock muffler (which may not be a bad thing), no body kit, no airplane wing (once again not a bad thing) but this dude obviously had the sticker=HP theory going.
now the real question...why are there so damn many modified cavaliers?! THEY'RE CAVALIERS. am i unaware of something or are there more retards out there than i originally suspected

people with low budgets...

ok. somebody want to explain what the hell is going on here?!
in the past week i've seen 3 mid-90's chevy cavaliers driving around. first two had the usual body kit airplane wing and fart can on em. so today i'm in a parking lot and i see one with the tail light cover so it looks like a skyline and 800 stickers all over the damn car. but it had NOTHING other then that. stock muffler (which may not be a bad thing), no body kit, no airplane wing (once again not a bad thing) but this dude obviously had the sticker=HP theory going.
now the real question...why are there so damn many modified cavaliers?! THEY'RE CAVALIERS. am i unaware of something or are there more retards out there than i originally suspectedThats exactly right.. i mean a civic is just a civic.. i also dont see why people modify civics.. unless you got the dough to dump in a turbo .. its still not worth modifying cuz your still going to run 16's all day...i hate civics btw.. fkn civic nation.. i have like 30 civics just on my street

Hey man! I've got a civic!!!














as my beater :D
MY REAL car is my RX-7!

i have also been noticing more domestic rice (i.e. cavaliers and sometimes saturns, except my bros, checkout his car on my sig). but any car with a appearance mods and no performance mods is a gay car. with all that money into a body kit, you could of bought a lot of performance mods.

I have mixed feelings on that.

Nice looking cars are nice looking cars, and those are cool.

But when you pretend their fast and put shit like stickers for products you don't even use, that's when it becomes gay.

I like a civic with a nice paintjob, interior, and body kit as much as I like a fuckin fast car. As long as they don't pretend to be something they're NOT, then it's cool.

Cavaliers are ugly, btw.

I've got no complaints with my Cavalier.It's a decent economical car.I filled it as far as it would go the other day.A full tank lasted me 11 days,I still had a little less than a quarter of a tank left.Is it a race car?? Nope.Not even close.It was my first brand-new car.So,if I decided to fix it up.I would not mess with the 4 banger 2.2 that's currently in it.If I had shits and grins money.I'd slap an Lt1 in it,5spd tranny,(with a car that light you really don't need 6spds.Would it be the fastest in the land??Nope.But,it would sure be fun to drive, if built right.

It seems like every other person here has dom. rice, it just keeps getting worse. Most of them around here have an attitude problem too.

I've got no complaints with my Cavalier.It's a decent economical car.I filled it as far as it would go the other day.A full tank lasted me 11 days,I still had a little less than a quarter of a tank left.Is it a race car?? Nope.Not even close.It was my first brand-new car.So,if I decided to fix it up.I would not mess with the 4 banger 2.2 that's currently in it.If I had shits and grins money.I'd slap an Lt1 in it,5spd tranny,(with a car that light you really don't need 6spds.Would it be the fastest in the land??Nope.But,it would sure be fun to drive, if built right.

i'm not saying Cavaliers in general suck. just a plain old one doesn't bug me. its just the fact that people put airplane wings and stickers on them and think a) they're now driving a Japanese car and b) they're the fastest car on the road. its just the fact that they don't realize that they have nothing more than an economical car that pisses me off.

Well,it's funny to watch them drive it like a Japanese car.Because not only do they usually get owned,they tear up their economical car and engine.I've never been a big fan of those airplane wings on any car.I saw one on a 90's Thunderbird.I've heard it actually helps build speed.Is this true???

I've got no complaints with my Cavalier.It's a decent economical car.I filled it as far as it would go the other day.A full tank lasted me 11 days,I still had a little less than a quarter of a tank left.Is it a race car?? Nope.Not even close.It was my first brand-new car.So,if I decided to fix it up.I would not mess with the 4 banger 2.2 that's currently in it.If I had shits and grins money.I'd slap an Lt1 in it,5spd tranny,(with a car that light you really don't need 6spds.Would it be the fastest in the land??Nope.But,it would sure be fun to drive, if built right.

An LT1 is a FWD car? Okay then...... :screwy:

(sigh) Ah, to be young and stupid like all these Civic Haters.

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Well,it's funny to watch them drive it like a Japanese car.Because not only do they usually get owned,they tear up their economical car and engine.I've never been a big fan of those airplane wings on any car.I saw one on a 90's Thunderbird.I've heard it actually helps build speed.Is this true???
nooo

I think some people have started to slap a lot of stickers and an eight foot wing on the car to make fun of the other ricers. It's meant to be a joke. Hopefully.

Realy? Wasting money just to make fun of ricers?ghay

An LT1 is a FWD car? Okay then...... :screwy:

(sigh) Ah, to be young and stupid like all these Civic Haters.

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I have seen it done.Like I said"If I had shits and grins money".As far as being young ,I'm alot older than alot of people on this site,not everyone,but I'm not 19-20 yrs old.Who said I hate Civics???

I have seen it done.Like I said"If I had shits and grins money".As far as being young ,I'm alot older than alot of people on this site,not everyone,but I'm not 19-20 yrs old.Who said I hate Civics???

When I said "Civic Haters" I didn't mean you. An LT1 inna Cavvy would be an interesting (if insane) idea indeed, but how is the nose heavyness nullifyed?

When I said "Civic Haters" I didn't mean you. An LT1 inna Cavvy would be an interesting (if insane) idea indeed, but how is the nose heavyness nullifyed?
I have no idea how this guy stuffed this engine into that tiny compartment,I did'nt really ask to many of the hows,I just stared in amazement as he opened the hood,and started it up.

Man, who gives a shit if it's nose heavy, you don't stick an LT1 in a Cavalier for autocrossing.

The easiest way to make fun of ricers is to be faster than them....

The big domestic ricers out here use neons. Ugh.

damn thats ghey

Cavalier bodies are being used by some Pro Stock racers in the NHRA due to their slippery shape, but don't think you can run down to the dealer, buy one and look cool.

its freakin retared when they put those wings on the damn civics. its frontwheel drive, and they think they're the shit. all it does it slow them the hell down, while looking like an idiot