My Anal attempt at humor...
nubiannupe
01-08-2002, 09:25 AM
A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator.
On the third floor a man gets on who's perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff.
The man gets off on the 5th floor.
Once the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says,
"Someone should give him Head & Shoulders."
To which the blonde replies, "How do you give Shoulders?":eek:
On the third floor a man gets on who's perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff.
The man gets off on the 5th floor.
Once the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says,
"Someone should give him Head & Shoulders."
To which the blonde replies, "How do you give Shoulders?":eek:
RazorGTR
01-08-2002, 09:43 AM
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Too bad this thread may be deleted but good one.
Too bad this thread may be deleted but good one.
SkYLiNeFrEaK
01-08-2002, 10:27 AM
LOL, thats funny as hell.
:lol2:
:lol2:
:lol2:
:lol2:
Rich
01-08-2002, 02:04 PM
LOL!! :lol2: :hehe:
The joke was pretty funny, but I would have chose a different name for the topic title.
The joke was pretty funny, but I would have chose a different name for the topic title.
SickLude
01-08-2002, 02:14 PM
nice one....
silvercivicgrl
01-08-2002, 02:47 PM
funny. eventhough i do resent the blond jokes..since i am blond. oh well that one was quite humorous
nubiannupe
01-08-2002, 02:56 PM
:( Sorry 'bout that! BTW, here's my disclaimer:
DISCLAIMER - The above-mentioned joke was, in no way, shape, or form, an intent to discredit, abuse, or embarrass neither blonds nor women in general. The view expressed by the same joke is not representative of the opinion of Automotive Forums or the person who posted it. The purpose of this joke was for amusement purposes only, and the individual posting it apologizes if any blondes, brunettes, women, Italian suits, or men with nice butts and dandruff are offended in any way. Thanks for your time and attention.
oh, and if it's any consolation silvercivicgrl, I was a blonde in a former life... :D
DISCLAIMER - The above-mentioned joke was, in no way, shape, or form, an intent to discredit, abuse, or embarrass neither blonds nor women in general. The view expressed by the same joke is not representative of the opinion of Automotive Forums or the person who posted it. The purpose of this joke was for amusement purposes only, and the individual posting it apologizes if any blondes, brunettes, women, Italian suits, or men with nice butts and dandruff are offended in any way. Thanks for your time and attention.
oh, and if it's any consolation silvercivicgrl, I was a blonde in a former life... :D
silvercivicgrl
01-08-2002, 02:58 PM
no offense taken. its not like u were the person who invented blond jokes anyways. my quarrel is with them. hahaha:D
nubiannupe
01-08-2002, 03:01 PM
Oh, cool!!! That means we can hunt down the punks that invented those jokes and string 'em up by the "short-and-curlies"?? :devil:
YogsVR4
01-08-2002, 03:35 PM
That was pretty funny. I'll have to use that one sometime.
emadboy200
01-08-2002, 04:42 PM
:hehehe: that joke was funny
ragt20
01-08-2002, 05:08 PM
lmao here :hehehe: :hehehe:
primera man
01-09-2002, 02:38 AM
:D :D :D
RazorGTR
01-09-2002, 02:40 AM
Damn this thread is still going? hahaha
PMan I want that damn model you bugger!
PMan I want that damn model you bugger!
nubiannupe
01-09-2002, 08:28 AM
I saw that one in the store (at least I THOUGHT I did...), but decided on the Lancer Evolution VI
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