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English phrase=Chinese Interpretation

See me A.S.A.P.=Kum Hia Nao!
Your price is too high!!=No Bai Dam Thing!!
Did you go to the beach?=Wai Yu So Tan?
It is very dark in here.=Wai So Dim?
I got this for free.=Ai No Pei.
I thought you were on a diet.=Wai Yu Mun Ching?
Please, stay a while longer.=Wai Go Nao?
They have arrived.=Hia Dei Kum.
Stay out of sight.=Lei Lo.
Something isn't right.=Sum Ting Wong.
You are not very bright.=Yu So Dum.
Has your flight been delayed?=Hao Long Wei Ting?
You arrived early!=Wai Yu Kum Nao?
This is a tow away zone.=No Pah King.
Stupid Man=Dum Gai.
Small Horse=Tai Ni Po Ni.
Your body odor is offensive.=Hu, Man Go!
I think you need a facelift.=Chin Tu Fat.
He is cleaning his automobile.=He Wa Shing Ka.
Are you harboring a fugitive?=Hu Yu Hai Ding?
I bumped my leg!=Ai Bang Mai Ni!
I am not guilty.=Wai Hang Mi?
That was an unauthorized execution.=Lin Ching.
Pew! does this bathroom stink!=Hu Flung Dung?
Are you singing the Macarena?=Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

*groan* and :repost: :thefinger

Oz said it!! it still funny tho!!! lol nice!

How do Chinese name their children?

Dropping a metal spoon down the stairs.

:lol: yeah it's a bad joke....

semi-racist jokes never were that funny to me, but, I'll have to say that whoever wrote that list up, was pretty creative and I'll give them the "I found it funny" seal of approval ;o).

- Nathan

that is stupid

:disappoin













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Repost of not, that was funny shiesta!!! :spit:

Man. What a bunch of hating mods :icon16: :nono:

P']Man. What a bunch of hating mods :icon16: :nono:

Not our fault your jokes suck :loser:

Nah, you are too stupid to get them! :icon16:

jk

That was very funny, ill give it to you. But it was a little mean to the chinese, but oh well they are not here in USA right. Thanks for the laughs.

NETTY: Pay attention. You've been banned once. Re registering is cause for bannage again. Don't come back.

hmm.. see all the banned people say your jokes are good.. all the clever people say your jokes arnt good.. hahaha

oh yeah, i find it an insult too

P']Man. What a bunch of hating mods :icon16: :nono:

The joke was midly amusing twenty years ago and the last ten times it was posted. I was just expressing my feeling, much like the people who found it funny. Hate is such a strong word. Perhaps you could go with 'what a bunch of old mods' :p













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heh ok

I didnt know it was a repost. Sorry. :smile: