Chinese proverbs...

> Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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> Man who run in front of car get tired.
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> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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> Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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> Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man
give wife upright organ.
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> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways
going to Bangkok.
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> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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> Man who eat many prunes get good run for
money.
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> Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot
walk.
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> Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best
thing on earth.
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> War does not determine who is right, war
determine who is left.
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> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find
him in cat house.
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> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
night.
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> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to
fill it.
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> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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> Man who live in glass house should change
clothes in basement.
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> Man who fish in other man's well often catch
crabs.
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> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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> Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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"War does not determine who is right, war
determine who is left."
that one killed me. i have some of them.

old but still good

Definitely old...I crack up eveytime though! :lol2:

> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
night. loll hahahahahahahahahahjahahhyahaahah with a j and a y tossed in there

Hahaha, I liked the war one. Its true too.

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> Man who run in front of car get tired.
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:lol: classic!!!! :lol:

those are great...ive heard a couple...thank you tonio, this is the funniest thing i have heard all day...sad, aint it...