Code for Sex
tonioseven
03-22-2004, 06:58 PM
There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of ''writing a letter.'' One day, Daddy said to his daughter, ''Tell your mommy that Daddy wants to write a letter.'' The girl went and told her mommy and the mom said,
''The red ribbon is coming out, not now.'' The girl went back to the daddy and told him.
One day, Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted to write a letter. Daddy replied, ''Not now. Daddy already wrote the letter by hand.''
:disappoin
Dentata
A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day, and asked her what that was that she had between her legs.
"That is something you're never going to talk about again. And you shouldn't touch it either, because it has teeth." Many years went by, and the boy never touched any girl in between her legs, because he was very scared. One day, however, he met the love of his life and, in time, they got married. On their wedding night, his wife asked him to touch her there.
"No," he said, "it's got teeth."
"Silly goose!" she said. She spread her legs wide for him to see. "See? No teeth!"
"Well, I'm not surprised," the man said."Not with gums like that."
:naughty:
Switch Hands
One day at school, an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand.
"What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exhausted?"
"Well, I guess you'd just have to use your other hand to write with."
:loser:
''The red ribbon is coming out, not now.'' The girl went back to the daddy and told him.
One day, Mommy told her daughter to tell her daddy that she wanted to write a letter. Daddy replied, ''Not now. Daddy already wrote the letter by hand.''
:disappoin
Dentata
A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day, and asked her what that was that she had between her legs.
"That is something you're never going to talk about again. And you shouldn't touch it either, because it has teeth." Many years went by, and the boy never touched any girl in between her legs, because he was very scared. One day, however, he met the love of his life and, in time, they got married. On their wedding night, his wife asked him to touch her there.
"No," he said, "it's got teeth."
"Silly goose!" she said. She spread her legs wide for him to see. "See? No teeth!"
"Well, I'm not surprised," the man said."Not with gums like that."
:naughty:
Switch Hands
One day at school, an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be. She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand.
"What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exhausted?"
"Well, I guess you'd just have to use your other hand to write with."
:loser:
Jay!
03-22-2004, 07:01 PM
Har-har! :lol2:
slave
03-22-2004, 07:02 PM
Ha ha ha, nice ones!!!
D[X]P
03-22-2004, 07:17 PM
:lol: :lol:
IntegraBoy2003
03-22-2004, 08:34 PM
hahaha :)
Damien
03-22-2004, 10:09 PM
:grinno:
eversio11
03-22-2004, 11:03 PM
:lol: masturbation jokes
KustmAce
03-22-2004, 11:33 PM
:lol: :grinno: :lol:
jcz1987
03-23-2004, 12:09 AM
LMAO!! :rofl: :lol: :lol2:
Oz
03-23-2004, 01:04 AM
:lol2:
ShortyDTP
03-23-2004, 02:14 AM
That second one was funny!!! LOL
TheNotoriousMogg
03-23-2004, 03:55 AM
The last one was funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Nettyesquivel
03-23-2004, 08:43 AM
:lol: :lol2:
YogsVR4
03-23-2004, 10:59 AM
Good stuff :lol:
mycivic
03-23-2004, 11:09 AM
Another dose of laughter. Funny stuff.
kittedb18bt
03-23-2004, 11:15 AM
jokes about sex are always welcome.
oldbluecelica
03-23-2004, 12:27 PM
hahaha :thumbsup: :lol:
big block babe
03-23-2004, 12:33 PM
those were the oldest lamest jokes i have ever heard. but what do i expect im in the company of sacless morons. if you tarts had any balls or fortitude you wouldnt say (nice ones) you would say(shut up cornball)
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