Nurse Nancy
tonioseven
03-20-2004, 10:08 PM
Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.
''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he alomost died!''
''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, “earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!''
All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway.
''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!''
''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he alomost died!''
''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, “earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!''
All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway.
''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!''
oldbluecelica
03-20-2004, 10:29 PM
hahahahahaha
OUCH! thats gotts hurt!
OUCH! thats gotts hurt!
Zcaithaca
03-20-2004, 10:33 PM
meh...my maths teachers name is Mr. Smith...deserves it...
YogsVR4
03-20-2004, 11:42 PM
:lol2: good one tonio!
ShortyDTP
03-20-2004, 11:45 PM
ROLF!!!! NIce Very Nice.
Oz
03-20-2004, 11:55 PM
:lol2:
TheNotoriousMogg
03-21-2004, 01:10 AM
:lol2: that was great tonio!!!
jcz1987
03-21-2004, 01:19 AM
Oh man, thats gotta hurt. Still That is funny! :lol2: :lol2:
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